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Golden Bowl: I, uh, [sniffs] I can't believe it. There actually are good people, in China, Illinois, and they inspire me to try to be better, nicer. These people are actually worthy to be called "Persons of The Day" due to their undying love for one another. Pony: [grabs the mic away from Golden] We are not in love. I am single and looking for casual hook-ups. Steve Smith: For the record, I did not save this girl out of love. I would have done the same thing for a hideous, mean, old hag. Golden Bowl: Come on. [chuckles] It's just so cute how much they deny it. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[while Baby Cakes still shakes Pony, Steve saves the day] Steve Smith: WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU, MAN?! Baby Cakes: I DON'T KNOW, STEVE! DAD GAVE ME A MAGAZINE! IT HAD BOOOBS ON IT! AND NOW I GOT TO SH-SHAKE STUFF! Steve Smith: Oh, I get it. Baby Cakes, sometimes when a man has feelings for a woman... Baby Cakes: I DON'T UNDERSTAND! [shakes Pony even faster] Steve Smith: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey! Have you touched your penis? Baby Cakes: WHAT -- NO! Steve Smith: Shake your penis instead of shaking her! [Baby Cakes drops Pony and shake his hand with his penis instead] Baby Cakes: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh, this -- I never put it together! This -- Oh, this feels right! Steve, you're such a good teacher! Professor Cakes: [sees his own son spurting on TV] Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot to tell him to jack off with the magazine. You know, there's no room for error with this kid. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[as the police officers caught China-Man, they pulled his mask off revealing the man in the suit, Frank] Blue Hoodie Guy: IT'S THE MASSEUSE! Frank Smith: HEY! There were a lot of other skills on that car! Why did you all get stuck on the Masseuse thing?! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Baby Cakes shakes Pony while climbing up a building] Baby Cakes: This feels right for some reason! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: You got to let me in there! He's been my nemesis since we were kids! Black Police Officer: No dice, China-Man. We're going to arrest you instead so you don't feed any more fathers to tigers. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[while Steve and Pony are still acting to make the people believe they aren't in love] Steve Smith: THIS BITCH HAS DRIVEN ME TO KILL HER. AFTERWARDS, I'LL BE GETTING A DRINK, IF ANY GIRL WANTS TO HANG OUT. Cap Guy: Somebody get these people separated! Weneloquence: Break it up before something bad happens! Steve Smith: [whispered to Pony] Hey, I think it's working. Pony: Great. Now let's just let 'em take us to jail and we're home free. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Baby Cakes turns into a raging monster while looking at Pony's breasts on TV] Baby Cakes: MUST...SHAKE...WOMAN! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Golden Bowl: [on TV] Breaking news -- Some guy is threatening to set a girl on fire downtown now! It was believed that Steve Smith and Pony Merks had once been in love, but that all seems to be false tonight. Steve Smith: [on TV] I HATE THIS PERSON! I'M GONNA BURN HER BECAUSE OUR HATE FOR EACH OTHER KNOW NO BOUNDS! Pony: [on TV] HE IS MY LEAST FAVORITE PERSON! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Window Washer #1: So, my daughter was all into this rap guy. She wanted to go to his concert, but I -- Well, it's so expensive, so I told her this rapper was a rapist. Now she doesn't like him so much. But I feel bad. Window Washer #2: I know what you mean. I tell my daughter there's no world outside the attic that I keep her in. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Golden Bowl: Today two window washers fell several stories, suffering serious injuries, when a masked man seemingly rushed to provoke their fall. You would think this man would flee the scene, but he's actually right here, demanding to be interviewed. Golden Bowl: So, tell us, China-Man... Frank Smith: Wait. Why are you calling me that? Golden Bowl: Well, you are bedecked in the flag of the Chinese Republic. Frank Smith: China?! Okay, whatever. Look, am I the Person of The Day or what? Golden Bowl: Uh, so, how do you explain your destructive actions? Frank Smith: What the -- Are you kidding me? I just almost saved some people. Golden Bowl: And are you even Chinese? Frank Smith: Is this the f*ing inquisition, pimpleback? I am a person of interest here. I'm a person of the day. Golden Bowl: No. No, he is not. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Frank tries to save the window washers by pulling them up] Frank Smith: You f*ers are so fat! Window Washer #1: Don't you have super strength? Frank Smith: WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT?! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Frank comes out of his car as a superhero to save the window washer from the tall building] Frank Smith: I'm supposed to punch a cop. Where's a cop? Blue Hoodie Guy: You're a hero! Get up there and save those people! Frank Smith: Exactly -- I'm a hero! So, now what? Wendeloquence: Fly up there -- Save those guys. Frank Smith: Fly?! Come on! Blue Hoodie Guy: JUST GET THE F* UP THERE! Frank Smith: OKAY! Get off my back! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Window Washer #1: Yeah, well, my kid plays soccer. She's really bad at it, but I lie and say she's good. Well, she's my kid. What are you gonna do? Window Washer #2: Yeah, I hear you. I tell my kid I'm a doctor. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Golden Bowl: For the second time, Dr. Jack Falgot is our Person of The Day. Earlier, he actually killed a majestic, endangered white tiger -- For no reason. Just...just... Dr. Falgot: I just hit the bitch with my car. And I swatted him with a newspaper while he died. [laughing] Golden Bowl: [sarcastically tired] The people in this town are incredible. [drops his mic] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Baby Cakes: So, superheroes are brightly colored people who whoosh around and sound like throat cancer -- You know, like Batman. Frank Smith: What are Batmen? Baby Cakes: Listen, superheroes are people who think that the law sucks and that they can do better. Frank Smith: So, what, like, I punch a cop in front of people? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Frank brings white tigers] Frank Smith: Steve, Pony, meet Shasta and 7up. Quiet, kitty! That damn Channel 8 sicko will make me person of the year once he sees my kittay-cats. Pony: Dude, no one even remembers your bet about the cheese sticks. Steve Smith: Yeah, those things -- Those things are gonna eat you, Frank. Frank Smith: No, no! They're tame! Watch this. [as Frank opens up the cage, the white tigers gone loose] Frank Smith: [surprised] They're so fast. SHASTA! 7UP! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[the next day, when Sammy becomes the Person of the Day on TV] Professor Cakes: I don't get it. Wasn't this supposed to be about you today? Frank Smith: Yes! That asshole promised me, and I...did things. Baby Cakes: Should have been a superhero, dude. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Frank rubs Golden Bowl's back full of zits and acne to be the Person of The Day] Frank Smith: [disgust] You know, you're not really that tense. You've already released all over the place. Golden Bowl: Lick it. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Baby Cakes sees a sexy commercial] Baby Cakes: Everytime I see this commercial, I get so...edgy-feeling. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Golden Bowl: [spits] Trevor, this coffee is "B" to the ever-loving "S". Know what? Your internship is over. Trevor: [crying] Golden Bowl: You weren't that good a lay anyway. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Baby Cakes: Psst. Hey, Matt. How do you f* yourself? – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Pony: Man, I almost got the roast beef. I got this stupid chicken sandwich instead. Steve Smith: Well, let's trade halves. Frank Smith: Ah, why don't you two just finally get a room and screw in it? You're in love, and everyone knows it. Pony: Me and Steve? [scoffs] Come on. We're just friends. Frank Smith: Denying it just makes it more obvious. Steve Smith: Just like denying you'll never be a person of anyone's say is obviously sad. Frank Smith: [to all the students and teachers] Everybody, hey! Listen up! Every-- Everybody! Okay, show of hands! Who believes that I'll be a person of the day? All: [laughter] Frank Smith: AAAH! BULLSHT! Okay. I bet everyone here a plate of cheese sticks that I'll be a person of the day within a week. All:* [cheers and applause] Flip Flop: I'm a hold him on it. I'm a eat all them cheese sticks. Baby Cakes: [to Steve and Pony] Hey, so really how do you f* yourself? – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Steve Smith: Jetta, you know, I got tomorrow off. Want to grab a bite...or bite and grab, you know, or just grab? Jetta: Ugh! Steve, don't be so gross in front of Pony. Steve Smith: [chuckles] She know the lay of the land. It's me. I'm the best lay in all the -- Pony: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: Well, guess I'm gonna have to be the person of the day for these chumps. Pony: Frank, nobody wants to be on that show, and, besides, no one's interested in you. Frank Smith: Pony, okay, look -- I'm like -- Yeah, I'm one of the top three most interesting people in this town. Steve Smith: [laughs] Who are those other two people? Frank Smith: You know, other heavy-hitting, big-dick hot guys like me. [sniffs] Yeah, I'll be the person of the day. I just got to get their attention. Baby Cakes: Hey, superheroes get attention. You should be that. Frank Smith: I don't even know what a superhero is, Baby Cakes, so go f* yourself. Baby Cakes: Wait. How does someone f* themselves? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago

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