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Crystal: Guys, I'm trying to give a lecture here! Matt Attack: You're trying to piss me off. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[after getting drunk, Steve wakes up with Frank on his bed] Steve Smith: Um...how did we end up in this bed together like dick-touching Jonas Brothers? Frank Smith: [chuckles] Let me walk you through it. Shots, strip poker, reverse strip poker, all-night cram sessions with sorority girls, leaving those girls, and singing Winker all the way home. But... [realizes] Steve Smith: OH, CRAP -- THE KEYS! WE MUST HAVE LEFT THEM AT THE SORORITY HOUSE! Frank Smith: The Dean is gonna pull our dicks off! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[after getting drunk, Pony wakes up with Flip Flop on her bed] Flip Flop: Yep. Ha ha ha! You're welcome! You're pretty good, shorty. Thanks for that. Can I check my internet? Pony: Oh, my flight! I got to leave. You got to leave -- Forever. Flip Flop: No worries. Listen, sex was tight, yo! Pony: No, I'm not doing that. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Baby Cakes plays a broken iPad] Baby Cakes: Come on. Wake up. Pony: Okay. Baby Cakes, it's obviously broken. Can you just call tech support or something? Baby Cakes: What's a tech support? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Dean: [drunk] Frickin' Winker is a national treasure! Check this out. [open up his chestbox] I'm gonna give Kenny the keys to the campus. Frank Smith: Man, you're f*ing crazy! Don't you know what those things can do?! Dean: [drunk] F* you. Steve Smith: [laughing] Those are way too dangerous for you to have in your condition. Now come on. Give me the keys. Give me the keys. Dean: [drunk] Good lookin' out. [Dean gives Steve the keys for safety] Dean: [drunk] But if you two lose 'em, I will make your worst nightmare come true. Frank Smith: [worried] You mean...you'll pull our dicks off? Dean: [drunk] Whatever you don't want to happen...will. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Steve Smith: Pony, you do seem pretty tense. Maybe you should just bang on out. Pony: Honestly, you guys and Winker don't even give a crap whether we girls enjoy sex. Frank Smith: Whatever. Aren't you supposed to be in New York, getting marries or something? Pony: I leave tomorrow. My sister's marrying this guy who's way cooler than all the dudes around here. Steve Smith: Well [clears throat] We'll miss your asshole...comments -- Uh, your asshole comments, not -- You know what I mean. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Ronald Reagan: My fellow Americans, I'd like to assure you that...my dick is just as big as it ever was. I'm gonna kick this whole thing off with my special on the History Channel! It'll explain why I'm y'all's president...for the rest of my life! [cackling evilly] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Steve checks to see the result from the Inspector for China, Il] Steve Smith: We passed? I don't understand. I let her down in that cat suit cat fight. Frank Smith: [spits] You wore that thing?! Wow! Steve Smith: Wait. You didn't? Frank Smith: [scoffs] F* no! We get drunk and play with cats. Sure, she asked, but she said it was fine if I said no. So I said no. Pony: But she saw the Dean wearing the skin of a student. Frank Smith: Dude, she accredits any department, no matter what! She only has that job so she can get away from her husband. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[students run away from Dean's brutal activities] Dean: Come back here and learn some history, you f*ing Johnsons! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Frank and Baby Cakes escapes the diamond castle from collapsing] Frank Smith: [sad] It's gone...forever. I let it go. Baby Cakes: Why did you go and ruin Superman's Clubhouse? Frank Smith: Because I had to f*ing save you, friend! Baby Cakes: Stupid move. That place was awesome. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Baby Cakes sees Thomas Jefferson's orgy in the diamond castle] Baby Cakes: Gross. What an old horny. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Dean: Pop quiz! [Dean throws the knife at a student, but originally he throws his knife at a rope, booby trapping the student to death] Dean: Johnson, you get an "F". – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[the Magical Black Quartz egg got burned to dust from the sun] Baby Cakes: Dracu-egg. Frank Smith: NO! [crying] MY HISTORY CHANNEL SPECIAL! [sobbing] Baby Cakes: Frank! Your cry paper is a map! Frank Smith: What? [sees the map] The castle is under Mount Vernon in a vaulted cavern! "He who seeks my true secret must bring the egg of Franklin or they will be trapped beneath the mountain forever"! Ohh, we needed the egg! We're f*ing like ducks on f* farm! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: Legend has it that on Ben Franklin's deathbed, he birthed an egg of what is believed to be...Magical Black Quartz. Ronald Reagan: Well, what the hell do we do with it? Frank Smith: [inhales sharply] Okay, I've got an idea -- [head smashes the glass to steal Ben Franklin's egg from the museum] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Steve Smith: I'm telling you, it was nuts. I chased a laser in a cat suit on the floor. They want me to do it again, but screw it. Quimberly: Aww, that sounds kind of cute. Steve Smith: It was really humiliating. [Pony rushed in with the spray bottle] Pony: I knew you'd puss out. [sprays Steve] Get down! Get! In! There! And get changed! [to Woman] Hey. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Ronald Reagan beats Carter] Ronald Reagan: You're 0 for 2, Georgia. You just got 1980'd. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Dean: Okay! Chainsaw battle time! [laughs] Stacy: [worried] Where's Frank? He was supposed to teach us about the Panama Canal! Dean: What do you think this is about? What do you think anything's about?! Is the snake like a river, the river like a snake? Everything is everything. It is what it is. This is Panama! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Baby Cakes saved Frank and Ronald Reagan by using an propane bottle] Ronald Reagan: B.C., you're a regular Lindbergh! Frank, he saved us! Thank his ass! Frank Smith: [quietly] Thank you. Baby Cakes: Hey, we're a team. What did you expect? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Frank sees a bird eye view of Thomas Jefferson as a map in New Orleans] Frank Smith: Are those streets supposed to be...tongues licking him? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Baby Cakes sees a statue of Thomas Jefferson] Baby Cakes: Hey, wait a minute. It's a 3-D $2 bill. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Ronald Reagan: How's your drink, Baby Doll? Baby Cakes: Awesome. It's like 90% sugar. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Polly: My husband would cook my goose if he knew how much pussy I'm getting here. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[meanwhile the students are doing gladiator training that Dean pulled up] Dean: Good leaping, there, Johnson! Matt Attack: Man, I told you! My name is "Matt". Dean: Nope. You're all Johnsons. Ah, got to do a bell curve up in here now -- Find the top Johnson. Tomorrow will suck. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: Here's a little something for your trouble. Ronald Reagan: 40 bucks?! Baby Cakes: Hey, where's mine? Frank Smith: I TOLD YOU TO GET THE F* OUT OF HERE, B.C.! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago

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