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Dwayne: [grabs a tip from the Don box] It's a Botch or Watch. Whose turn is it? Junior: Yours. What's the challenge? Brody: [reading] "Who Wants to Swim With…" [gasps in horror] SHARKS?! Don: In this Botch or Watch challenge, whoever didn't draw the caricature in Paris must swim to this part of the Mediterranean, and retrieve a travel tip from the dorsal fin of a great white sh- [screams as a shark pops out from the water; shaking his fist] Uh… Try that again, and you'll get a taste of this! Huh? Wanna dance with the widow-maker? Sanders: "Note: Eaten teammates will result in disqualification." Wow, they really thought of everything. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Gwen: Three thousand miles, and closing...but who are they?! [Jack's phone rings. He answers] Jack: Martha Jones, voice of a nightingale...Tell me you put something in my drink. Martha: No such luck. Have you heard from the Doctor? Jack: Not a word. Where are you? Martha: New York. Jack: Huh. Nice for some... Martha: I've been promoted; Medical Director on Project Indigo. Jack: Did you get that thing working? Martha: [surprised] Indigo's top secret, no one's supposed to know about that. Jack: I... met a soldier in a bar. [Ianto looks at him] Long story. Ianto: [sharply] When was that? Jack: [to Ianto, firmly] Strictly professional. Gwen: Fifteen hundred miles, boys, and accelerating. They're almost here. – Torchwood, Series 4: Miracle Day Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Geoff: Hey, who pushed all the buttons? MacArthur: Gotta take the stairs. Sanders: Or, we could just wait. MacArthur: Hustle! Jen: [shrugs] Meh. This'll probably still be faster. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Don: Welcome, contestants! This is the starting line for your 26-part race around the world. Each part ends at a Chill Zone. Get there fast, because the team to stand on the carpet of completion, may be cut from the competition. But the first team to reach our last Chill Zone, will win…$1,000,000! [The contestants all cheer in excitement] – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Don: Ellody and Mary. Scientific geniuses who say they will use their winnings to support the science community. [Geniuses' interview] Ellody: Astrophysics is underfunded. Reality shows offer monetary prizes. Conundrum solved. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Fashion Bloggers' interview] Jen: Hey-hey, to all our blog followers out there! Wish us luck! Tom: I bet "Jen we could win the race", but I didn't think she'd actually take it up on me. Jen: I put my mind to something and it happens. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Stepbrothers' interview] Lorenzo: My dad married his mom last year, but we still hate each other. So they're making us do this. Jerks! Chet: Don't call my mom a jerk, JERK! [pushes Lorenzo aside] Lorenzo: Shut your word-hole, JERK! [pushes Chet in return but comes back and starts tackling him] – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Geoff: [chuckles] Goin' around the world on someone else's dime. Sweet! Hey, Bridgette! Love ya, babe! [interview] My girl and I did Total Drama, but she's surfing her way around Australia right now. So, boom, entré my bud, Brody! Brody: Yeah guy! Bros forever! G and B for the W-I-N! – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Ice Dancers' interview] Jacques: We know how to win. We've won gold everywhere. Josee: Except…the Olympics. He dropped me so we only got silver. Jacques: [cries] I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! [runs off] Josee: Jacques! Silver is his least favorite color. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Daters' interview] Ryan: Stephanie and I met at the gym 2 months and 6 days ago, and we've been going steady ever since! Stephanie: We're so excited! Neither of us has ever traveled before. There's so much to discover like, what do chocolate protein bars taste like in China? Ryan: I was just wondering that! Stephanie: No way! [The Daters start kissing while making out] – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Sisters' interview] Emma: I'm studying international law so, that's gonna give us a real edge. Which is good 'cause, we're here to win. Kitty: And to see the world. Meet hot guys, and have some fun. Emma: If there's time for that which there won't be so, let's focus on winning, okay? [Kitty sighs] Good. – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Best Friend's interview] Carrie: I met Devin in the sandbox and we haven't spent a day apart since. If anyone can win this race, it's us. Devin: Yeah. I know Carrie so well. It's like we're… [noticing his partner's dreamy look] Uh, what are you doing? Carrie: Oh…uh, lint check, for the camera! Wohoo, race! – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Don: [first lines] This is Toronto, the capital of North America, birthplace of funk where the Albino panther roams free. Albino Panther: ROAR! Don: Beneath my size-13 brogues, 18 teams are arriving at this historic train station ready to embark on a race around the world. I'm your host, Don. And this is The Ridonculous Race! – Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race Show Quote	added 9 months ago
The Doctor: Torchwood Hub, this is the Doctor! Are you receiving me? Gwen: Loud and clear. Is Jack there? The Doctor: Can't get rid of him! [frowns] Jack, what's her name? Jack: Gwen Cooper. The Doctor: Tell me, Gwen Cooper, are you from an old Cardiff family? [Gwen and Ianto exchange confused glances] Gwen: Yes. All the way to the 1800s. The Doctor: Ah, thought so! [to Rose] Spatial genetic multiplicity. Rose: [delighted] Oh yeah! The Doctor: Yeah. Yeah, funny old world. Now Torchwood, I want you open up that Rift Manipulator, and send all the power to me. Ianto: Doing it now, sir. Gwen: What's that for? The Doctor: It's a tow rope! – Torchwood, Series 4: Miracle Day Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[upon discovering the Dalek has frozen] Ianto: It's a Time Lock. The ultimate defence program. Tosh was working on it; Never thought she'd finish it, but she did. The Hub's sealed in a time bubble. Nothing can get in. Gwen: But that means we can't get out. Ianto: Nope. Not without unlocking that Dalek. We're trapped inside. It's all up to Jack, now. – Torchwood, Series 4: Miracle Day Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Gwen comes out with a pair of machine guns] Ianto: Uh, they don't work against Daleks. Gwen: Yeah? [tosses him a gun] Well, I'm going out fighting. Like Owen, like Tosh. [loads her gun, then hands Ianto a magazine clip] How 'bout you? [Ianto contemplates, then loads the gun] Ianto: Yes ma'am! – Torchwood, Series 4: Miracle Day Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[The Doctor finally gets in touch with Earth] Jack: Where the hell have you been?! Doctor, it's the Daleks! Gwen: He's a bit nice, I thought he'd be older. Ianto: He's not that young... – Torchwood, Series 4: Miracle Day Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Richard: [to Clarkson] You've done this before, anyway. Jeremy: Yes I have. It didn't go well. Richard: How "not well"? Jeremy: Well, I took the roof off and then the whole car split in half. Richard: Y'see, that's very "not well" indeed. – Top Gear, Series 8 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Richard: I don't know if I've mentioned this but the parcel shelf in this, is made out of pineapples. Don't know if that'll help. – Top Gear, Series 8 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[on the dashboard of the Volkswagen Fox] Richard: It must take more work to make something look, this boring! And the plastic [taps dashboard], well you know that stuff holds your chocolates in place in a box of Milk Tray? [gestures to dashboard] Yeah. – Top Gear, Series 8 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[after Richard loses the car vs. jet-powered kayak challenge] Jeremy: Very important message there...somewhere. Anyway, it's time to move on... – Top Gear, Series 8 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
James: [on a Mercedes styled to look like a fish] It's been out on an industrial state in Surrey, where's it's done ten miles an hour! – Top Gear, Series 7 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jeremy: [on the Ford F150] So, there are several small reasons why we don't need a pick-up like this and then there's the main one: it's rubbish. – Top Gear, Series 6 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Jeremy: [voiceover] So we weren't looking forward to our holiday and if I'm honest we weren't enjoying the journey that much either. James: We've done fifty-two miles. Richard: That's it? James: Yeah. Jeremy: We've been on the road for three and a quarter hours and you've done fifty-two miles? You had my hand up. James: No, you put your hand next to the gear stick, I've got to change gear. Jeremy: There's no way... Richard: [interrupting] STOP FIGHTING IN THE FRONT! We've got a long way to go! Jeremy: [voiceover] It was getting claustrophobic in the Kia, but because we were caravanning, we could do what caravanners do: pull over at the side of the road and have a spot of lunch. [cut to the trio eating lunch at the side of the motorway] Jeremy: [sarcastically] Tell you what, this is peaceful! Richard: [to Jeremy] Pork pie? Jeremy: What? Richard: PORK PIE! – Top Gear, Series 8 Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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