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Rocky:
[Delivers an eulogy at T.T.'s funeral] T.T. Flowers used to say that cities made men poor and women old and everyone lonesome. So he bought himself 10 acres way out in the country. It was then in '35. Him and his little bride, Lou Ella, they built a reaI nice place there, and they named it Freedom, and they were raising rabbits and chickens and goats and turkeys and bees. And then Lou Ella died giving birth to their little girl. T.T., he raised her as best he could and he stayed right there on the place, all the time watching the city creeping closer to him. T.T. Flowers played music to his bees and talked to his trees. Of course, no one ever asked him if they answered him back, or if they did, what did they say? The city just decided that there was no room anymore for a man who talked to trees. But T.T. always said that the city might surround him, but they'd never pave him under, because he was there first. And he was right. But the city didn't care.

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Jim:
What do you know about T.T.'s son-in-law?

Rocky:
Oh, he's a rich stockbroker, is all I know. But, of course, T.T. says that he's nothing but a con man with a diploma and a place to hang it.

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Dennis:
Let me get this straight if I can. What you're saying is that a Beverly Hills psychiatrist, an Encino stockbroker, a San Marino lawyer and the biggest subdivider in the next county, all got together to do an old man out of three acres without the daughter's knowledge, but with her consent and full cooperation?

Jim:
I don't know if they all got together, Dennis, but they're all doing it to him.

Dennis:
There's nothing to tie them together and from what you said, I'd say the old man's right where he belongs.

Jim:
Okay, so his lifestyle doesn't help his case any. But since when is eccentricity punishable by torture? And besides, Muellard knew about the attempt on my life, which ties him to something. Or did you forget somebody tried to kill me yesterday?

Dennis:
Look, Jimbo, what can I do?

Jim:
Well, did you run a check on the nitrous oxide tank?

Dennis:
Yup. Dr. Fellows ran an inventory against supply and accounted for every tank. So there's nothing there. And Fellows is the director of Horizons Crest.

Jim:
Well, he's in on it, too.

Dennis:
Oh, good, now I can add a Woodland Hills doctor to your list of co-conspirators.

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Jim:
[On phone with Dennis] Well, what do you want for proof, Dennis? My body? This is second time somebody's tried to kill me in two days! Yeah. I know he's a pillar of the community. No, I won't tell you where I am. [Slams phone]

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Rocky:
(continued; T.T.'s eulogy from last episode) He said, "There's more spiritual illumination in a hive of bees than you'd ever get from a man in a suit." T.T. found his inspiration in the miracle of spring. When he'd feel the first warm breezes start to push the frost north, he'd jump in that old truck of his and load it up with beehives and go chasing the blossoms, leapfrogging his bees to keep ahead of the flow of nectar. Well, he told me that they had been doing that in old Egypt in the days of the Pharaohs. Not in trucks, of course, but in big old barges floating slowly up the Nile... just one step behind the grand opening of spring. Well, now our friend has joined those who brought honey to the Pharaohs. Some say it was the city that killed T.T. But I know of one time when the city was his friend. And if he'd known it, T.T. would be alive today. /.../ Those of us who loved him lost a valuable friend when T.T. Flowers went north with the nectar, and the world lost another keeper of the bees. And a good one. Spring isn't going to be the same without him.

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Ashley:
(about her school) Why do these people think there's something wrong with a belly button? It's not like everyone doesn't have one. I mean, I have one. They have one. You have one. Personally, I don't see the big deal if it shows. I mean, it's not like anyone else is covering their buttons.

Anne:
Well, they're supposed to. It's in the dress code.

Ashley:
Yes, Mother, but no one pays attention to the dress code. Of course, not until today, when I get hauled into the principal's office and asked to put on a sweatshirt. I mean, why should I follow the rules if no one else does?

George:
I'll tell you why. Because I don't want to get another call from the principal's office, and neither does your mother. We don't like being embarrassed by our 13-year-old daughter, who insists on dressing like a streetwalker when we take our hard-earned money to buy you decent clothes to wear that fit the dress code requirement. Forget the school dress code. We have our own dress code. You didn't just break the school's rules. You broke our rules, and rules of good taste. What are you trying to prove, that you're not 13? You're 13. That you're sexy? You're not sexy! I mean, do you even know what sexy means? It means you're ready to have sex, and you are not ready to have sex. Neither of my daughters are ready to have sex, and you two will not be ready to have sex for a long time! Whoo. A very, very long time! Maybe after you've been married for a couple years. We want to make sure it's gonna work out first. (chuckles at himself)

Ashley:
Funny.

George:
Am I right?

Anne:
He's right, although I doubt you'll get your father's permission even after you're married.

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Anne:
(on Marsha Bowman) Are you kidding? She'd never let you wear that tube top.

Ashley:
Well you won't let me wear it either.

Anne:
You're wearing it aren't you?

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Anne:
You know what, I think you're getting curves.

Amy:
(stuttering) No, I don't think so.

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Ashley:
(to Amy, who's trying on a new top) When did you get boobs?

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Ashley:
Would you go change? You kind of stink.

Amy:
Yes, I know. Good night.

Ashley:
Wait. (long silence) I stayed up because I wanted to ask you something. You're not...you're not, like, pregnant or anything, are you?

Amy:
(stuttering) Wh...wh...why would you say something like that?

Ashley:
Look, Amy, you're acting really weird lately, and you're stuttering again, so I know you're trying to cover something up. You're lying. You're lying all the time, and you're hungry all the time. You eat everything in sight, and you've gained weight, and you've got boobs. And you got sick? I mean, you love the carousel.

Amy:
I know.

Ashley:
So? (more silence) I won't tell them if you are. I won't tell anyone, I promise. You're gonna need me if you are, because you know they're gonna kill you, and you're gonna need a friend.

Amy:
I have friends, Ashley.

Ashley:
Not in this house. Not if you're having a baby. Just tell me. Are you? Are you having a baby?

Amy:
(tears in her eyes) Yeah. Don't tell anyone, okay? I'll tell them when I need to.

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Ricky:
He told the guys in the locker room, they told their girlfriends, and one of them already told me.

Adrian:
I don't really care.

Ricky:
What kind of guy brags about this kind of stuff?

Adrian:
Err... You told me about Amy Juergens.

Ricky:
Yeah. (self-deprecating laugh)

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Adrian:
(referring to Amy) You can't be serious. You can't be interested in that... child.

Ricky:
(frustrated) You know some girls do it without broadcasting it to the whole school. Some girls are more discreet about their sex life than you. Some girls have class.

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Alice:
(on the death of Ben's mom) It's healthy. It's healthy to move on, Ben. It's been a long time. Five years is a long time.

Ben:
Yeah, it is. And believe me it feels longer than five years. Time passes real slow when you're a kid. It's starting to speed up a little though. I guess I'm getting older, maturing. Maybe I'll get married soon, have a kid, start a little family band.

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Jack:
(on him cheating on Grace) I was weak. I was tempted. I gave in. But Grace, I swear, that's never gonna happen again. And if it did... I would... I don't know, I would smite myself! (notes Grace's confused look) Yeah, your dad said he was going to smite me.

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Marshall:
(to Jack) Go home before I pummel you.

Jack:
I thought you were a Christian.

Marshall:
Oh that's right, I'm a Christian. So first I will smite you; then I will pummel you.

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Jack:
Father forgive us for our many sins, for not being strong when temptation leads us astray... (Jack's team-mates are puzzled) Give us the strength to do Thy will, especially when it's much easier to give in to the pleasures of the flesh... (the coach glances in to listen) Let us not be distracted by the women that are here to lead us into situations that would lead us into hell and destroy our souls forever, but to cheer us on to victory... with their short skirts and tight sweaters and hot bodies.

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Henry:
So, how many students do you think are having sex?

Alice:
High school students. 46.8%.

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Grace:
Jack, we've talked about this before. Lots of times. I want to be out of medical school before I get married. My dad waited until he was out of medical school, and my mom waited with him.

Jack:
Okay, okay. I know.

Grace:
Are you okay?

Jack:
Yeah, I'm fine. Hypothetically speaking, and not that I'd even be interested in this...I don't even know if it's a sin after marriage, but I have heard that some people have found that...excuse me if this sounds vulgar, but I like to think we have the kind of relationship where I respect you, and you respect me, and we can tell each other anything, right?

Grace:
Right. So just say what you want to say.

Jack:
Is oral sex allowed before marriage? I mean, if two people are committed to each other and in love with each other, would that be allowed?

Grace:
I don't know. I'll ask my mother. (he spits out his drink) I'm kidding. Kidding! But you deserved that. Of course it's sex. You need to keep your mind away from those kinds of thoughts, Jack. I mean, what is wrong with you today?

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Ricky:
Aren't I supposed to tell you how I feel?

Therapist:
You've been coming here enough years to know that I'm not that kind of shrink. Come on. Tell me how you feel.

Ricky:
I feel like my f...my fricking father stole my childhood and then dumped me on another family and said, "You take him. I don't want him. He's damaged goods."

Therapist:
I like the way you started out, although I'd love to hear a little more anger in your voice, because you have a right to be angry. Because your father did steal your childhood by sexually abusing you. But he didn't dump you anywhere. The gigantic hand of Social Services reached down and plucked you out of a deplorable situation, and placed you in a family that doesn't see the damage. They just see the potential, and they love you. And I know you love them, but it's the loving yourself I'm trying to get you to come around to.

Ricky:
I thought you were trying to get me to come around to not having sex with every girl I meet.

Therapist:
Can you see how these two things are related? Can you see how you are constantly fighting to prove your masculinity all because your father was some sick bastard? Can you see how you have it within your power to not let what he did have anything to do with who you are at this point in your life?

Ricky:
I'm not sure I want to see it. How do you feel about that?

Therapist:
I feel like you don't want to see it, because if you do, you'll lose your motivation for having sex. And without constant, indiscriminate sex, you'll be a new person. A better person. A person you might actually like, even love.

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The mob scares away Angel Martins ghost writer:

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Belle Labelle:
Are you the Lance White who saved Mr. Hillman's life a long, long time ago when the Mob was moving in at the club and threatening his wife and four grandchildren?

Lance:
[modestly] Let's just say it's closer than I like to come.

Jim:
[unimpressed] Isn't it about time for an intermission? I'm out of popcorn!

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[Jim is picking a lock]

Rita:
What are you doing? That's illegal!

Jim:
Rita, on my best day I'm borderline.

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Answering Machine:
I'm the guy who hit your car in the parking lot. I don't have any insurance...I just wanted you to know how really sorry I am. If it makes you feel any better, I hurt my arm.

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Jim:
No doubt about it, Lance is perfect. It's his only flaw!

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