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Newt:
I wish Alby could've seen all this.

Thomas:
And Winston. And Chuck.

Newt:
He'd be proud of you, you know, Tommy.

Thomas:
thanks ya old shank

Jordan Christensen:
quit your guy's smooching and hurry up we need to run if we want to make it on time.

– Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials  Movie Quote

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Hank:
Still wanna skip-rope in the street?

Little Girl:
I'm gonna tell my daddy on you, Charlie!

Hank:
Wrong answer. And the name's Hank, fuckface.

– Me, Myself & Irene  Movie Quote

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Charlie:
Alright, Hank, truce?

Hank:
For now, fucker.

– Me, Myself & Irene  Movie Quote

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Charlie:
Hank, we're shot.

Hank:
Come on, you pussy. It's just a flesh wound.

– Me, Myself & Irene  Movie Quote

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Charlie:
[seeing Lieutenant Gerke in the road] Oh, shit!

Hank:
Don't worry about him. [runs over Lieutenant Gerke]

Charlie:
Hank, what have you done?! Oh my God!

Hank:
Don't you just love it?

– Me, Myself & Irene  Movie Quote

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Janis:
That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.

Damian:
She asked me how to spell "orange."

[Cady snickers]

Janis:
And that little one? That's Gretchen Wieners.

Damian:
She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.

Janis:
Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.

Damian:
That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

Janis:
And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that.

Damian:
She's the queen bee. The star. Those other two are just her little workers.

Janis:
Regina George... How do I even begin to explain Regina George?

Emma Gerber:
Regina George is flawless.

Lea Edwards:
She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.

Mathlete Tim Pak:
I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.

Amber D'Alessio:
I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.

Kristen Hadley:
Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.

Short girl:
One time, she met John Stamos on a plane.

Jessica Lopez:
And he told her she was pretty.

Bethany Byrd:
One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.

– Mean Girls  Movie Quote

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Damian:
[about Regina] She always looks fierce. She always wins Spring Fling Queen.

Janis:
Who cares?

Damian:
I care. Every year, the seniors throw this dance for the underclassmen called The Spring Fling. And whomsoever is elected Spring Fling King and Queen automatically becomes head of the Student Activities Committee. And since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would say, yeah, I care.

Janis:
Wow, Damian, you've truly out-gayed yourself.

– Mean Girls  Movie Quote

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Gretchen:
Well, I mean, you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.

Cady:
I wouldn't?

Gretchen:
Right. Oh, and it's the same with guys. Like, you may think you like someone, but you could be wrong.

– Mean Girls  Movie Quote

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Karen:
Hold on. [presses a button on her phone] Oh, my God. She's so annoying.

Gretchen:
Who is?

Karen:
Who's this?

Gretchen:
Gretchen.

Karen:
Right. Hold on. [presses another button; to Regina] Oh, my God, she's so annoying.

Regina:
I know! Just get rid of her.

Karen:
[to Gretchen] Okay. What is it?

Gretchen:
Regina says everyone hates you because you're such a slut.

Karen:
She said that?

Gretchen:
You didn't hear it from me.

Cady:
Little harsh, Gretch.

Gretchen:
Whatever, she has a right to know.

Karen:
[to Regina] I can't go out. [fake cough] I'm sick.

Regina:
[sarcastically] Boo, you whore. [hangs up; Karen gapes in shock]

– Mean Girls  Movie Quote

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Cady:
[voice-over] The weird thing about hanging out with Regina was that I could hate her, and at the same time, I still wanted her to like me.

Regina:
OK. You have really good eyebrows.

Cady:
Thanks.

Regina:
[pushing Gretchen] Move.

Cady:
[voice-over] Same with Gretchen. The meaner Regina was to her, the more Gretchen tried to win Regina back. She knew it was better to be in The Plastics, hating life, than to not be in at all. Because being with The Plastics was like being famous. People looked at you all the time, and everybody just knew stuff about you.

Short girl:
That new girl moved here from Africa.

Bethany Byrd:
I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip-flops, so I bought army pants and flip-flops.

Jason:
That Cady girl is hot. She might even be hotter than Regina George.

Mr. Duvall:
I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again. The two were seen canoodling at Chris Eisel's Halloween party. They've been inseparable ever since.

– Mean Girls  Movie Quote

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Cady:
[voice-over] I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80 percent of my time talking about Regina. And the other 20 percent of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring her up so I could talk about her more. [out loud] She's not even that good-looking if you really look at her.

Janis:
I don't know. Now that's she's getting fatter, she's got pretty big jugs.

Cady:
[voice-over] I could hear people getting bored with me. But I couldn't stop. It just kept coming up like word vomit. [out loud] I have this theory that if you cut all her hair off, she'd look like a British man.

Janis:
Yeah, I know. You told me that one before.

– Mean Girls  Movie Quote

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[After being dumped by Aaron, Regina is crying and holding hands with Gretchen and Karen in her bedroom]

Karen:
Did he say why?

Regina:
[sniffling] Somebody told him about Shane Oman.

Gretchen:
Who?

Regina:
He said some guy on the baseball team.

Karen:
Baseball team?

Regina:
I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him.

Karen:
You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?

Regina:
I can't go to Taco Bell, I'm on an all-carb diet! God, Karen, you are so stupid! [stomps off]

Gretchen:
Regina, wait! Talk to me! [goes after Regina]

Regina:
Nobody understands me.

Gretchen:
I understand you.

Cady:
You're not stupid, Karen.

Karen:
No. I am, actually. I'm failing almost everything.

Cady:
Well, there must be something you're good at.

Karen:
I can put my whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see?

Cady:
No. That's OK. Anything else?

Karen:
I'm kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense.

Cady:
What do you mean?

Karen:
It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's gonna rain.

Cady:
Really? That's amazing.

Karen:
Well, they can tell when it's raining.

– Mean Girls  Movie Quote

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Cady:
[after humiliating Regina] Regina, wait! I didn't mean for that to happen!

Regina:
To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care!

Cady:
Regina, please! Regina, stop!

Regina:
[turns to Cady and walks toward her] No! Do you know what everyone says about you? They say that you're a home-schooled jungle freak, who's a less hot version of me! Yeah! So don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology and shove it right up your hairy— [gets hit by a bus]

Cady:
[voice-over] And that's how Regina George died. No, I'm totally kidding. But she did get hurt. Some girls say they saw her head go all the way around. But that's just a rumor. Some people swear they saw me push her in front of the bus. That was an even worse rumor.

– Mean Girls  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[deleted scene; Cady is frowned upon]

Cady:
[voice-over] I couldn't apologize to Ms. Norbury without getting blamed for the whole burn book. And then, she said it. The worst thing you could hear from any adult.

Sharon Norbury:
[alarmed] Your parents have been eaten by cannibals!

Cady:
[voice-over] Okay, the second worst.

Sharon Norbury:
I'm really disappointed in you, Cady.

– Mean Girls  Movie Quote

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Cady:
So are we still in a fight?

Janis:
Are you still an asshole?

Cady:
I don't think so.

Janis:
Well, then I guess we're OK.

– Mean Girls  Movie Quote

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[Danny and Chiv's recruitment drive leads them to a very dangerous inmate]

Danny Meehan:
Hello Mr Monk. Can you play football?

Monk:
Aye.

Danny:
Good. Would you like to play with us?

Monk:
Nah.

Danny:
We're playing the guards.

Monk:
[pause] Aye, then I'm with you.

Chiv:
Sound.

– Mean Machine  Movie Quote

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Bob Likely:
Good afternoon, I'm Bob Likely. You join us live from the recreation field.

Bob Carter:
I'm Bob Carter, and thanks again to our esteemed governor...

[Both muffle the microphones with their hands]

Both:
[Whispering] Wanker.

Bob Carter:
...for providing the splendid facilities that are here today as part of his rehabilitation campaign.

– Mean Machine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Danny Meehan is about to take a free kick in front of a wall - but shoots it at Mr Ratchett's private parts]

Bob Likely:
Ooh! Right in his carrots and onions!

Bob Carter:
No nookie for Mr Ratchett.

Bob Likely:
No nookie for Mrs Ratchett neither.

– Mean Machine  Movie Quote

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Johnny Boy:
You too good for this ten dollars? It's a good ten dollars. You know Michael, you make me laugh. You see, I borrow money all over this neighborhood, left and right from everybody, I never pay them back. So, I can't borrow no money from nobody no more, right? So who would that leave me to borrow money from but you? I borrow money from you, because you're the only jerk-off around here who I can borrow money from without payin' back, right? You know, 'cause that's what you are, that's what I think of you: a jerk-off. You're a fucking jerk-off! You're laughing 'cause you're a jerk-off. I'll tell 'ya something else, [lights ten dollar bill on fire] I fuck you right where you breathe, because I don't give two shits about you or nobody else.

[Michael jumps at Johnny Boy and they both fight but Charlie breaks them up, Johnny Boy pulls out a gun]

Johnny Boy:
Come on... Come on... fuck face! Come on... 'ya motherfucker! Motherfucker!... come on! I got somethin' for 'ya asshole!

Michael Longo:
You don't- you don't have the guts to use that.

Johnny Boy:
Oh, I don't have the guts, huh? Come over here, I'll shove this up yer ass! Come on!

[Michael leaves]

Johnny Boy:
Hey asshole, this is for you asshole! He's a fucking asshole! [Laughs]

– Mean Streets  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Johnny Boy:
Hey, why don't you lower the jukebox, I can't hear nothin'.

Joey 'Clams' Scala:
Hey, the girls like the music loud.

Johnny Boy:
Girls. You call those skanks girls?

Joey 'Clams' Scala:
[to Charlie] Hey, what's a matter with this kid, huh?

Johnny Boy:
Hey, there ain't nothin' wrong with me my friend, I'm feelin' fine.

Charlie:
Keep your mouth shut.

Johnny Boy:
You tell me that in front of this asshole?

Joey 'Clams' Scala:
Alright, alright, we're not gonna pay. We're not paying.

Jimmy:
But why? Joey, we just said we were gonna have a drink.

Joey 'Clams' Scala:
[Joey interupts] We're not payin', because this guy, this guy's a fuckin' mook.

Jimmy:
But I didn't say nothin'.

Joey 'Clams' Scala:
And we don't pay mooks.

Jimmy:
Mook? I'm a mook?

Joey 'Clams' Scala:
Yeah

Jimmy:
What's a mook?

Johnny Boy:
A mook, what's a mook?

Tony DeVienazo:
I don't know...

Johnny Boy:
What's a mook?

Jimmy:
You can't call me a mook!

Joey 'Clams' Scala:
I can't?

Jimmy:
No...

Joey 'Clams' Scala:
[pause] I'll give you mook! [punches Jimmy in the face]

– Mean Streets  Movie Quote

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Oscar:
Look Charlie, you're a good boy. Will you just tell your uncle that I have nothing. There is nothing to give him. No envelopes with cash inside, no checks, nothing.

Charlie:
That bad, huh?

Oscar:
I can't make this week's payment and if this keeps up not next week's either.

Charlie:
Not next week's either... listen... you tell that to Giovanni, not me.

Oscar:
Listen, I should wrap up this place in a ribbon and hand it to him, you know that. I don't need this aggravation. I'm getting old.

Charlie:
He'd rather have the loan paid, you know that.

– Mean Streets  Movie Quote

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Giovanni Cappa:
This Johnny Boy is like your mister Groppi...a little crazy. It's nice you should help him out because of his family and our family but watch yourself...Don't spoil anything. His whole family has problems...his cousin, the girl who lives next door to you...

Charlie:
Teresa.

Giovanni Cappa:
...The one who's sick, right? In the head.

Charlie:
No, she's got epilepsy.

Giovanni Cappa:
Yeah. That's what I said, sick in the head.

– Mean Streets  Movie Quote

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Michael Longo:
[showing a picture of his new girlfriend] You think she's good-looking? She's smart, too. She's gonna be a teacher.

Tony DeVienazo:
Let me see that. Oh, I know this girl.

Michael Longo:
Yeah?

Tony DeVienazo:
Yeah...I saw her kissing a nigger under a bridge.

Michael Longo:
What? What do you mean?

Tony DeVienazo:
A nigger. As in black. A nigger.

Michael Longo:
But what do you mean?

Tony DeVienazo:
[rolls his eyes] I mean...kissing. Her lips on his lips. Kissing.

Michael Longo:
[worried] I kissed her.

– Mean Streets  Movie Quote

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Giovanni Cappa:
I learned this from Charley Lucky during the World War II.

Charlie:
Oh? What did he do?

Giovanni Cappa:
What did he do? He was there, that's what he did.

– Mean Streets  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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