Roxanne Ritchi:
Happy Metro Man Day, Metro City. It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown, where we're here to honor a beautiful man - Metro Man. His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean. For years, he's been watching us with his super-vision, saving us with his super-strength and caring for us with his super-heart. Now it's our turn to give something back. This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting live from the dedication of the Metro Man Museum. [gestures to Hal to stop filming]
Hal:
Wow. Okay, the stuff they make you read on-air, that's un-freaking-believable. It's crazy.
Roxanne "Roxie" Ritchi:
I wrote that piece myself, Hal.
Hal:
What I was trying to say was… I can't believe that in our modern society, they let, like, actual art get onto the news.
Ritchi:
Nice save, Hal.
Hal:
What are we? Like, let's just get a coffee or something.
Roxanne "Roxie" Ritchi:
Come on, it's time to get in the Metro Man Day spirit.
Hal:
Well, if I were Metro Man, Megamind wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time. That's the first thing.
Roxanne:
That’s sweet, Hal.
Hal:
And I'd be watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby…
Roxie Ritchi:
Mmm.
Hal:
Okay, that sounded a little weird.
Roxie:
A little bit. Yeah.
