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Golden Bowl: [on TV] Breaking news -- Some guy is threatening to set a girl on fire downtown now! It was believed that Steve Smith and Pony Merks had once been in love, but that all seems to be false tonight. Steve Smith: [on TV] I HATE THIS PERSON! I'M GONNA BURN HER BECAUSE OUR HATE FOR EACH OTHER KNOW NO BOUNDS! Pony: [on TV] HE IS MY LEAST FAVORITE PERSON! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Window Washer #1: So, my daughter was all into this rap guy. She wanted to go to his concert, but I -- Well, it's so expensive, so I told her this rapper was a rapist. Now she doesn't like him so much. But I feel bad. Window Washer #2: I know what you mean. I tell my daughter there's no world outside the attic that I keep her in. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Golden Bowl: Today two window washers fell several stories, suffering serious injuries, when a masked man seemingly rushed to provoke their fall. You would think this man would flee the scene, but he's actually right here, demanding to be interviewed. Golden Bowl: So, tell us, China-Man... Frank Smith: Wait. Why are you calling me that? Golden Bowl: Well, you are bedecked in the flag of the Chinese Republic. Frank Smith: China?! Okay, whatever. Look, am I the Person of The Day or what? Golden Bowl: Uh, so, how do you explain your destructive actions? Frank Smith: What the -- Are you kidding me? I just almost saved some people. Golden Bowl: And are you even Chinese? Frank Smith: Is this the f*ing inquisition, pimpleback? I am a person of interest here. I'm a person of the day. Golden Bowl: No. No, he is not. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Frank tries to save the window washers by pulling them up] Frank Smith: You f*ers are so fat! Window Washer #1: Don't you have super strength? Frank Smith: WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT?! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Frank comes out of his car as a superhero to save the window washer from the tall building] Frank Smith: I'm supposed to punch a cop. Where's a cop? Blue Hoodie Guy: You're a hero! Get up there and save those people! Frank Smith: Exactly -- I'm a hero! So, now what? Wendeloquence: Fly up there -- Save those guys. Frank Smith: Fly?! Come on! Blue Hoodie Guy: JUST GET THE F* UP THERE! Frank Smith: OKAY! Get off my back! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Window Washer #1: Yeah, well, my kid plays soccer. She's really bad at it, but I lie and say she's good. Well, she's my kid. What are you gonna do? Window Washer #2: Yeah, I hear you. I tell my kid I'm a doctor. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Golden Bowl: For the second time, Dr. Jack Falgot is our Person of The Day. Earlier, he actually killed a majestic, endangered white tiger -- For no reason. Just...just... Dr. Falgot: I just hit the bitch with my car. And I swatted him with a newspaper while he died. [laughing] Golden Bowl: [sarcastically tired] The people in this town are incredible. [drops his mic] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Baby Cakes: So, superheroes are brightly colored people who whoosh around and sound like throat cancer -- You know, like Batman. Frank Smith: What are Batmen? Baby Cakes: Listen, superheroes are people who think that the law sucks and that they can do better. Frank Smith: So, what, like, I punch a cop in front of people? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Frank brings white tigers] Frank Smith: Steve, Pony, meet Shasta and 7up. Quiet, kitty! That damn Channel 8 sicko will make me person of the year once he sees my kittay-cats. Pony: Dude, no one even remembers your bet about the cheese sticks. Steve Smith: Yeah, those things -- Those things are gonna eat you, Frank. Frank Smith: No, no! They're tame! Watch this. [as Frank opens up the cage, the white tigers gone loose] Frank Smith: [surprised] They're so fast. SHASTA! 7UP! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[the next day, when Sammy becomes the Person of the Day on TV] Professor Cakes: I don't get it. Wasn't this supposed to be about you today? Frank Smith: Yes! That asshole promised me, and I...did things. Baby Cakes: Should have been a superhero, dude. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Frank rubs Golden Bowl's back full of zits and acne to be the Person of The Day] Frank Smith: [disgust] You know, you're not really that tense. You've already released all over the place. Golden Bowl: Lick it. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Baby Cakes sees a sexy commercial] Baby Cakes: Everytime I see this commercial, I get so...edgy-feeling. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Golden Bowl: [spits] Trevor, this coffee is "B" to the ever-loving "S". Know what? Your internship is over. Trevor: [crying] Golden Bowl: You weren't that good a lay anyway. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Baby Cakes: Psst. Hey, Matt. How do you f* yourself? – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Pony: Man, I almost got the roast beef. I got this stupid chicken sandwich instead. Steve Smith: Well, let's trade halves. Frank Smith: Ah, why don't you two just finally get a room and screw in it? You're in love, and everyone knows it. Pony: Me and Steve? [scoffs] Come on. We're just friends. Frank Smith: Denying it just makes it more obvious. Steve Smith: Just like denying you'll never be a person of anyone's say is obviously sad. Frank Smith: [to all the students and teachers] Everybody, hey! Listen up! Every-- Everybody! Okay, show of hands! Who believes that I'll be a person of the day? All: [laughter] Frank Smith: AAAH! BULLSHT! Okay. I bet everyone here a plate of cheese sticks that I'll be a person of the day within a week. All:* [cheers and applause] Flip Flop: I'm a hold him on it. I'm a eat all them cheese sticks. Baby Cakes: [to Steve and Pony] Hey, so really how do you f* yourself? – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Steve Smith: Jetta, you know, I got tomorrow off. Want to grab a bite...or bite and grab, you know, or just grab? Jetta: Ugh! Steve, don't be so gross in front of Pony. Steve Smith: [chuckles] She know the lay of the land. It's me. I'm the best lay in all the -- Pony: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Frank Smith: Well, guess I'm gonna have to be the person of the day for these chumps. Pony: Frank, nobody wants to be on that show, and, besides, no one's interested in you. Frank Smith: Pony, okay, look -- I'm like -- Yeah, I'm one of the top three most interesting people in this town. Steve Smith: [laughs] Who are those other two people? Frank Smith: You know, other heavy-hitting, big-dick hot guys like me. [sniffs] Yeah, I'll be the person of the day. I just got to get their attention. Baby Cakes: Hey, superheroes get attention. You should be that. Frank Smith: I don't even know what a superhero is, Baby Cakes, so go f* yourself. Baby Cakes: Wait. How does someone f* themselves? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Golden Bowl: Dr. Jack Falgot is a physician, has a wife and kids. That is amazing. How do you make it all work? Dr. Falgot: The hell is this, man? Golden Bowl: [sarcastically tired] Huh. That is great. That's just -- Just great. What a worthwhile segment. People are just so, so, so great here. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Golden Bowl: [on TV] This town is a piece of sht. There is not one good person. I was once an okay guy. Then I moved here. Now I am capable of terrible things. What's the point in even trying to be good? People here just sick what they want from you and move on with their selfish lives. I mean, there is a literal sucking... Mayor:* [on phone] You watching this?! Dean: [on phone] Yeah! He's saying bad stuff about my school! Golden Bowl: [on TV] China, Illinois, has stolen my soul. Mayor: HE'S DISPARAGIN' MAYOR'S TOWN! Dean: You got people in place at Channel 8? Mayor: What you think Mayor is -- A non-mayor? Mayor gonna make him make the people in China look good! Watch tomorrow! [at the next day, Golden Bowl got a black eye] Golden Bowl: China, Illinois, is full of good and positive people... – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[after Kenny Winker's new song] Kenny Winker: Moby, they hate me! What happened?! Baby Cakes: Man, I told you people hated your music. Kenny Winker: NO! YOU SAID GIRLS! You ruined my fan base! Oh, Kenny, you do this in every town! You mistake a straight-up moron for a rain man every time! Rain man'd again! Oh, I bet you eat acorns! F* me! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Baby Cakes: Once in a great while, a man lands on earth after having been formed in the vagina of the clouds. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[as Pony was about to kill the roach, Dean stop her] Pony: Dean, I was gonna kill that guy! Dean: [happily] I bet you were gonna do a lot of things. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Steve and Frank sees the sorority girls' house getting smoked up with bug spray from Pony] Steve Smith: What the hell are you doing, Pony? Frank Smith: You find this surprising? She was f*ing a roach! Pony: Bitch got to smoke a cheater out. Steve Smith: Frank, this our chance. We got to run in there and find the keys. Frank Smith: That's poison, dude. I'd rather be dickless than dead. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Steve Smith: Maybe we just tell the Dean that the sorority has the keys. Frank Smith: We've already lied to him. He'd pull our dicks off just for that. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago

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