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[Shark eats the New Guy before the theme starts to play himself] Shark: It might take a while, but he will dissolve. [sighs] Just let the enzymes do the work. [and yet the song is still playing inside of Shark's body] – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Eye: You eye-xploed my home. Shark: Yeah, I did. Your home sucked. Eye: I built it with my own-- Shark: Your own what? You don't have any own. I made the own. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Producer Man: MUR, MUR, MUR-- Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What'd he say? Liquor: It's -- Amalockh. He's doing the Break Dance of Death. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Shark explodes Fitz's jet car] Shark: Oh, that's gone now. [Shark explodes Fitz's home] Shark: Mm, no more of that. [Shark explodes every place and location the citizens and characters ever lived and went in] Shark: Taste it. Taste in your mouth, you green freak. I-- [press the button rapidly] am the Big Bang Theory. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[suddenly a tv appeared at inside elevator of Fitz's base and plays the video itself that Shark made] Shark: Sometimes, Mouse, you think you know people, and then you don't. And then you wonder, have I met them before? But it doesn't matter. You're just information. That's what we keep inside our heads. [Shark's video ends] Liquor: I give that a 1. No story. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [serious] I'm out of sleep and ideas. [points the gun at Liquor] You lead. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Rectangular Businessman: What's that? Shark: Videotape. Rectangular Businessman: What's it do, dare I spare the breath to ask? Shark: It plays a little movie I made. Rectangular Businessman: Wow. Shark: Yeah, run it to Mouse, and make sure he watches it. Rectangular Businessman: And how would you like me to do that? Shark: With your brain. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Bone his head. Skillet: [squeals] [Skillet throw the bone onto Liquor's head] Liquor: Uh, what's that do? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: See her? [Fitz shows Liquor about Green Sweatered Woman in a punk version] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: She hates bones. You'll be around for a few, but the second you quack, goodnight. Liquor: Whoa. I've been boned. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Liquor: Ah, Fitz. It's just what I thought. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What? What is it that you thought? Liquor: Hand Brain. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What's it want? Liquor: Uh, let me ask it. [Liquor text the severed hand and the severed hand texted him sign-hand massages] Liquor: He wants to get back to his arm and kill that separated him. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: And how do you propose we do that? Liquor: We follow him to a secret place. [Fitz points the gun at Liquor] Liquor: Oh, hello! That's my neck. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: How do I know you know what he's typing? Liquor: How do you not know I don't? [Fitz points another gun at him] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: You've been funny for a while, is all. Liquor: Oh, did you catch my comedy act? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: No. Was it good? Liquor: Dude, it was the shizzle. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: You know a lot. And more than that. Liquor: Um, why don't you pull that gun out of my food shoot and I'll get us both back home. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I have over 1,000 clothes in here. Liquor: Quiet, you're making noise. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Liquor: See, he's not supposed to be here. I think he got sent to the wrong quadrant by accident. Qua-- Quadrant. Heh. That sure is a word. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: How's it goin'? [Liquor playing a video game instead of translating the Producer Man's brain] Liquor: I'm winning. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Shark captures New Guy by playing New Guy's hula hoop song] Shark: Gotcha, you little windbag. Welcome to my net. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Liquor: I'm gonna hook him up to some things and translate his beeping. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What about all his clothes? Liquor: They're nice. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: And what about this key? Liquor: Uh, keep that. We'll need it tomorrow. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What does it open? Liquor: Uh, it's the key to...imagination. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [sees the time] 2:22. Liquor: You're into it. I like that. Now, I must get to my medical medicines. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Producer Man: MUR, MEEP! MUR. MAAAAAH. MEEP. MEEP. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Is that, like, a guy? Liquor: He's beeping to tell us something. With his beeping. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Sounds like he's...beeping. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Gary and Claude goes down the stairs] Gary & Claude: [panicking] Satan: Guys, guys, guys. Don't panic. I'm not gonna make you do the stairs. Nah, Eddie, uh, had a ramp put in. [Satan and the medical employee slides Gary and Claude down the roof] Gary & Claude's Monitors: [repeating the word anxiously] Poop. Satan: BE CAREFUL OF THE COFFEE TABLE! [Gary and Claude both landed and crashed at the coffee table] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Gary and Claude wakes up while being in wheelchairs from the gun incident] Satan: Morning, ladies. No, no, no, no, no. Don't try to speak. Some maniac shot you in the larynx. So what you're gonna do is, you're gonna blow into those little straws, and it will point to words on the monitor. Gary's Monitor: Poop. Satan: Poop. You've gotta go poop. Gary's Monitor: Poop. Poop. Satan: Okay, you can just go right in your diaper. Claude's Monitor: Dog Booty. Dog Booty. Satan: Listen, I know you have a lot to express in your heart. Claude's Monitor: Dog Booty. Satan: But the monitor has a very limited vocabulary. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Gary Bunda: Rainbow Pie. Windstorm: It's Windstorm, but I can see how you would make that mistake! Gary Bunda: Well, you're a bad guy with a gun. And I'm a good guy with the gun. Windstorm: Don't shoot, Gary. I'm a good guy with gun, too! [Gary shoots Windstorm] Rainbow Pie: YOU KILLED WINDSTORM, YOU SON OF A BITCH! Say hello to your little friend. I'm talking about me -- RAINBOW PIE! [Rainbow Pie brutally murders Gary's scrotum] Gary Bunda: [distorted] MY DICK! MY BALLS! MY DICK AND BALLS! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Claude: What are you doing? Windstorm: I'm looking for my bubble wrap that YOU STOLE! Claude: There are ways to solve conflict without guns. Windstorm: You stole my bubble wrap! I have to stand my ground. Claude: I understand that. It's not your fault if...if only the rules here were like they were in Australia, you know? Windstorm: What's, uh...Australia? Claude: It's a place, Windstorm -- A beautiful place. They used to have a ton of guns, but then they banned them. And the shootings stopped. let me show you. [Claude search a video from Styxipedia about Kangaroos] Windstorm: [laughs] That's a funny baby horse inside a mama horse. Claude: No, that's a Kangaroo and its Joey. Windstorm: Joey? But she won't throw Joey away. Claude: No, Windstorm. Never. [holds Wind's cord] They keep their Joeys close, like we are right now. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[the demons watch a gun safety video made by Gary] Gary Bunda: [singing] A rifle in the wrong hands can cause a killing spree, but a gun in the hand of a righteous man is what made our country free. What if Kennedy had a gun? The other other guy wouldn't have too much fun. It damn sure would have been a different story of the sixth floor of the book depository if Kennedy had a gun. Light 'em up, gents! [the demons' reactions while watching the video] Gary Bunda: Bap, bap, bap, bap! Claude: No one's offended? [back to the gun safety video] Gary Bunda: [singing] Maybe we'd be in a better place if everyone in the human race could only have gun. It starts with me and Gandhi and Sharon Tate and Malcolm X, John Lennon, Abe Lincoln, 2pac, Dian Fossey, Biggie Smalls, Pancho Villa. Claude: I can't be a part of this. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Claude: If we're gonna be giving guns to everybody, don't you think we should have some safety training? All: [grumbling] Satan: I need one of those laser dots. Ben: Hey, man, is that my pen? Claude: No. I'm talking about mandatory background checks, mental health exams. It -- It's just common sense gun control, guys. Ben: Seriously, man, it's got my teeth marks on it. Claude: It's not your pen, Ben. Satan, think about it, these guys are all idiots. Do you want them running around with -- [Ben points the gun at Claude] Claude: Um, you know what, Ben, um, yeah, why don't you just take that pen. Ben: Thank you. Satan: See that, it was Ben's pen after all. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Eddie: I told you, less face and less groin, yet you keep going there. Troy: And I tell you, I'll do what I want to do. Eddie: Well, you see this? [points to his gun, then became serious] You're gonna do less face and less groin, and you're gonna do it now. Troy: [serious] I'll do as much face and as much groin as I want to. [kisses his gun] Eddie: Dizzay, give me my gun. [Dizzay takes Eddie's gun] Dizzay: [serious] You don't tell me what to f*ing do, Eddie. Troy: Yeah. You tell 'em, Dizzay. Dizzay: [points the gun at Troy] And you don't tell me what to do, either. Troy: YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! Dizzay: DON'T PUT YOUR GUN AT ME. Troy: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! Eddie: PUT THE GUN IN MY HAND AND LET ME POINT IT AT TROY. Troy: [to Dizzay] Would you just give him his gun? He has a right to protect himself. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell** Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Windstorm: Well, looky here, Dr. Ashby. We meet again! Dr. Ashby: We don't know each other, sir. Windstorm: Not so big without your vacuum tube, are you? Dr. Ashby: Please, I'm merely an obstetrician. I'm down here for fondling my patients, that's all. Windstorm: And I'm a Cabbage Patch Kid. Ah, ah, ah! Hands where I can see 'em, Ashby. In nine weeks, we develop a conscience. So, you're looking at my head circumference and wondering... "Is he eight weeks, or is he nine?" [pistol cocks] Well, do you feel lucky, punk?! [Claude escapes away from this madness] Windstorm: See ya, Claude. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Claude: [to Dr. Ashby] Diarrhea's a pretty bold roast today. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Gary Bunda: I will shoot you in the -- In the -- In the dick, Rainbow Pie. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago

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