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Gary Bunda: One gun for Gary Bunda. Make it loaded. Claude: You, of all people, you haven't learned one lesson about guns? Gary Bunda: GIVE ME A GODDAMN GUN! 'Cause if I had a gun that day when Rainbow Pie shot me, I would have shot that gun out of his hands, and I wouldn't be here right now like this. [Satan gives Gary a gun to get his revenge on Rainbow Pie] Claude: This is so wrong. Satan: No one's forcing you. if you don't want a gun, you don't have to have one. Claude: I don't need a gun. I'm saying what is to prevent some lunatic just from coming-- [suddenly someone trying to shoot them] Claude: WHOA! Satan: SHANE, KNOCK IT OFF! [Shane gunfires everyone with a happily crazy expression] Satan: Alright, everybody grab a gun, protect yourselves. Hurry up. [Every demon, tortured soul, Nazi, Arab, even Satan, etc got in on the fun of battling Shane's gunfiring shenanigans] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[the Mutant Babies come by to get guns] Claude: No, no, no. Not these dicks. Satan: Oh, definitely these dicks. Claude: No. Windstorm: Do you have the guns to make the bullets go fast, like -- Like pap, pap, pap, pap?! Satan: Of course I do! It's and AR-15 with a bump stock. Knock yourself out. Claude: How are they even gonna shoot that thing? Their fingers are stuck together. They can't even pull the trigger. Windstorm: My brain has hemispheres. Who are you to tell me I don't get to have a gun?! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Satan starts a gun shop] Satan: Single file. One gun apiece. Remember, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun -- That's it. Claude: So, everybody just gets a gun, even the presidential assassins? Satan: Yes. Claude: Even the school shooters? Satan: Yes, absolutely? Claude: The undiagnosed schizophrenics? The terrorists? Satan: Definitely. All those guys. Claude: Idi Amin and the Nazis? Satan: Yes, of course. Claude: And Harpo or Zeppo or whoever the f* this is? Satan: Yeah. Claude: The skinheads? THIS guy gets a gun. Satan: This guy. Claude: THIS MAN! Satan: He's a wizard. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell** Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Claude: We're making bracelets for you. Gary Bunda: You are? Claude: No, I hate you, you f**ing piece of sht. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Satan: Hey, Gary, buddy. How you doing? I hustled down as soon as I heard. Gary Bunda: [groans] It's been three months. Satan: You have my thoughts and prayers. Heard you got shot in the dick. Gary Bunda: I got shot in the hip. Satan: I understand. It's embarrassing to say you got shot in the dick, so you're -- You're saying "Hip." It's okay, but you might want to change the dressing on your "Hip," because it's bleeding into your dick. Gary Bunda: I've been degraded enough. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Claude: So, apparently, that blob of hamburger meat got this gun at a gun show down here. Since when do we have gun shows? Satan: They don't like to be hamburger meat, Claude. Claude: They're accidents. Why don't you just hit the undo button on them? Satan: They have souls, too, Claude. They have nowhere to go. They were never born, so they were never baptized. Nobody wants 'em. Claude: Yeah, I don't want them, especially next to my cube. I mean, the world is better of with out them. There's actually a really interesting passage in "Freakonomics" that you should -- – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Claude gets pissed with all the bubble wrap popping the mutant babies are doing] Claude: GARY! Some of us are trying to work, and the sound is insane! So, pleases, take it away from them. Gary Bunda: You want me to take away the only pleasure they've ever had in their never-lived lives? Claude: Yeah -- Gary Bunda: [to the Mutant Babies] No, I will not do it. Claude: Then I will, 'cause I have authority over anything over negative six months old, okay?! Fully formed people are trying to work. Windstorm: TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF OUR BUBBLE WRAP! [Windstorm bits Claude's nipple] Gary Bunda: It's fine. [Windstorm holds a gun at one of them] Gary Bunda: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just put the gun down. I don't know how you got it. Okay, I understand that he's a doodie-head-- [referring to Claude] [Windstorm shoots someone] Claude: AAH! [touches his body that he's fine] Gary Bunda: [grunts] I got shot! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Gary Bunda: Troy, did you unplug my monitor? [checks his monitor] I'm sorry. I did it -- With my foot. I'm sorry. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: The hell was that? Liquor: Uh, that. That was Amalockh. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Ama what? Liquor: Amalockh. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What's he do? Liquor: He k-- He kills us. [Clock showed up] Liquor: He kills us all. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Well-- [pulls up gun] Then we'll kill him back. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Liquor: What is that there behind that thing there? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Some kind of lock. Liquor: A what? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: It's a lock. Liquor: Is it? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: A lock. Liquor: Is it? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: A lock. Liquor: Is it? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Lock. Liquor: It? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Lock. Liquor: It? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Lock. Liquor: It? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Lock. Liquor: It? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Lock. Liquor: It? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Lock. Liquor: It? – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Liquor: Why are you climbing the clothes closet? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Now I'm a clothes climber. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Roostre: [to Fitz] You told me it was coming, bro. You told me to build the robots, and you told me how to do it. Roostre: Synthetic carbopolymers got them through man. They got them through, Mouse. They got through, and we're gonna get out. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I know 1Q. That's line code for Xenomorphentation. Roostre: You're getting it. Very smart. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Arachnid Xenomorphentation. Roostre: And that's where the dog went. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: He was headed to the report chart but right before-- Roostre: Before what, man? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Before I... [pulls out beer] Watch. [Fitz drinks, then passes out] Roostre: [looks at the audience] And who added to the report chart? – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Roostre: Yeah, man. You're right. You're right. It is crazy, man. I got this one hand and all that, and I grow these corn dogs and all that, but listen. You know that Q109 stuff? That stuff's real. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: But Q109 isn't a station. Roostre: Oh, you don't say, huh? Then what -- What do you think it is? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Look. Beer. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Liquor hits Fitz with a night stick to get Fitz back up from his dreams] Liquor: I said, "What are we gonna do? They're coming. Skillet: [angrily squeals] Liquor: You, chill out. I'm not gonna hurt him. Skillet: [squeals] Liquor: I'm saving him. [beats Fitz with the night stick again] – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Shark: What did you say? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What? What'd I say? Shark: You said, "Kill them all." Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I did? Shark: Yeah, with your own little mouth. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: No way. Shark: You did. You said, "Kill them all," and something about Roostre... Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Wow. [Shark stand back up to his position] Shark: With your own mouth. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: How do I know that you know my mouth is my own? Shark: Hey, um, take some Aspirin. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: If I take it... [serious] then I took it. Shark: Yeah. You make a good point. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: How many did I have? Shark: How many do you want? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Some. Enough. Shark: Enough for what? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Enough to get home Shark: Home for what? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [throw the Aspirin away] Dinner. Shark: Um, maybe this could be your dinner. [pulls up an axe and ram it into Fitz's head] – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Look at this. Beer. [drinks beer] Shark: We're running out of time. You want some Aspirin? [Fitz starts to have a existential crisis about Aspirin] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Why? Do...do I need to have some Aspirin? Shark: It's good Aspirin. It comes from Aspirinland. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Where's that? Shark: It's, uh, it's over the hill. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Which one? Which hill? That -- That big one. [Fitz sees the mountain in front him while Shark's office is gone until it came back afterwards] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Then hand me that Aspirin. [Shark slowly pushes the Aspirin] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Hand me the Aspirin some more. [Shark slowly pushes the Aspirin again] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Hand me that Aspirin to me...some more. [Fitz breaths irregularly until he heard talking pills] Pill: It's getting...closer. Other Pills: [repeating] What do you want to do? – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I have these... [sees the Clock ticking backwards] crazy dreams. Shark: What are the dreams about? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: They're about...the end... [sees the Clock moving] with fragments of the beginning...and there's meat. Shark: Am...am I in them? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: They're crazy. Shark: Hmm, are they episodic, or is it just one long-- Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [serious] What's that supposed to mean, "Episodic"? Shark: Uh, are they segmented or-- Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [serious] Why the hell would you think they're segmented? Shark: I'm not saying they are. They're...they're your dreams. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Yes. They are my dreams. They're mine...for my head. Shark: Well, then only you would know how to describe them. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Well, that's what I'm trying to do, but it seems like you keep trying to do it for me. Shark: Do what? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Describe the dreams. Shark: Well... [moves close to Fitz] then describe them. [Fitz sees the clock moving again after a long period of time] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Describe what? Shark: The dreams. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: What dreams? Shark: [sighs] The ones you're having or you're not having them now...suddenly. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: You trying to make me have them...for me? Shark: I'm just here to help you. If you don't want my help, I'll seek other advice. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I think you should stop helping me. Shark: I'm never finished helping everybody. [moves closer to Fitz] I can't be finished. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Gary gets sent into a coin crusher] Gary Bunda: I HATE VEGAS! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[the elderly lady is still taking coins out from her cup while Gary is still a coin] Gary Bunda: Please don't give me to a baby. I can't do that again. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[after the crazy cheating Gary got into, he then got punished into a coin] Gary Bunda: Troy! Were you in there the whole time? Troy: Yeah, I was under a bunch of other coins. I couldn't see anything. You know these machines don't pay off for sht. Gary Bunda:* Oh, man. I spent some time in a urinal, and then a hobo pissed all over me. And then he fished me out, didn't even wash even off. He just put me in a machine, and I still smell it. Troy: Kenny Loggins was here about a month ago. Gary Bunda: Oh. Troy: I heard him sing. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Casino Boss: You think you can come into this casino, and you can cheat at cards? This casino is still proudly Mob-owned. Gary Bunda: Blow me, Geppetto. You can't f* with me. I'm Satan's right-hand man. Casino Boss: Oh, so you're a righty then. [Guard #1 break Gary's right hand with a hammer] Gary Bunda:** OH. OH! Oh, SHT! OH! OH, NO. Casino Boss:* Wait a second. Do -- Do both. Doesn't hurt at the same-- Gary Bunda: OH! MY BEAUTIFUL HANDS! OH, I'LL NEVER PLAY THE BANJO AGAIN! Wait until Satan hears about this. He's gonna get you! [Casino Boss reveals to be Satan the whole time] Gary Bunda: SHT! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell* Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[the guards take out more cards from Gary's jacket that he's been hiding them] Gary Bunda: It's my secret stash. [chuckles] It's kind of funny, if you think about it. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Gary Bunda (as Card Guy): Go all in. Tucker: You ain't supposed to tell us when to bet. [Gary brings everyone's poker chips] Gary Bunda: Go all in now. You're going all in. Going all in. Everyone unanimously goes all in. Oh, my god, it's a tie. Player: What kind of game is this? Gary Bunda (as Card Guy): This is incredible. This is historic. Everybody wins! [the guards of the casino came by to take Gary away] Gary Bunda (as Card Guy): Everybody -- No! Troy? Troy, cause a distraction! Troy, whip your dick out! Troy! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago

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