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[Steve checks to see the result from the Inspector for China, Il] Steve Smith: We passed? I don't understand. I let her down in that cat suit cat fight. Frank Smith: [spits] You wore that thing?! Wow! Steve Smith: Wait. You didn't? Frank Smith: [scoffs] F* no! We get drunk and play with cats. Sure, she asked, but she said it was fine if I said no. So I said no. Pony: But she saw the Dean wearing the skin of a student. Frank Smith: Dude, she accredits any department, no matter what! She only has that job so she can get away from her husband. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[students run away from Dean's brutal activities] Dean: Come back here and learn some history, you f*ing Johnsons! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Frank and Baby Cakes escapes the diamond castle from collapsing] Frank Smith: [sad] It's gone...forever. I let it go. Baby Cakes: Why did you go and ruin Superman's Clubhouse? Frank Smith: Because I had to f*ing save you, friend! Baby Cakes: Stupid move. That place was awesome. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Baby Cakes sees Thomas Jefferson's orgy in the diamond castle] Baby Cakes: Gross. What an old horny. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Dean: Pop quiz! [Dean throws the knife at a student, but originally he throws his knife at a rope, booby trapping the student to death] Dean: Johnson, you get an "F". – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[the Magical Black Quartz egg got burned to dust from the sun] Baby Cakes: Dracu-egg. Frank Smith: NO! [crying] MY HISTORY CHANNEL SPECIAL! [sobbing] Baby Cakes: Frank! Your cry paper is a map! Frank Smith: What? [sees the map] The castle is under Mount Vernon in a vaulted cavern! "He who seeks my true secret must bring the egg of Franklin or they will be trapped beneath the mountain forever"! Ohh, we needed the egg! We're f*ing like ducks on f* farm! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Frank Smith: Legend has it that on Ben Franklin's deathbed, he birthed an egg of what is believed to be...Magical Black Quartz. Ronald Reagan: Well, what the hell do we do with it? Frank Smith: [inhales sharply] Okay, I've got an idea -- [head smashes the glass to steal Ben Franklin's egg from the museum] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Steve Smith: I'm telling you, it was nuts. I chased a laser in a cat suit on the floor. They want me to do it again, but screw it. Quimberly: Aww, that sounds kind of cute. Steve Smith: It was really humiliating. [Pony rushed in with the spray bottle] Pony: I knew you'd puss out. [sprays Steve] Get down! Get! In! There! And get changed! [to Quimberly] Hey. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Ronald Reagan beats Carter] Ronald Reagan: You're 0 for 2, Georgia. You just got 1980'd. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Dean: Okay! Chainsaw battle time! [laughs] Stacy: [worried] Where's Frank? He was supposed to teach us about the Panama Canal! Dean: What do you think this is about? What do you think anything's about?! Is the snake like a river, the river like a snake? Everything is everything. It is what it is. This is Panama! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Baby Cakes saved Frank and Ronald Reagan by using an propane bottle] Ronald Reagan: B.C., you're a regular Lindbergh! Frank, he saved us! Thank his ass! Frank Smith: [quietly] Thank you. Baby Cakes: Hey, we're a team. What did you expect? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Frank sees a bird eye view of Thomas Jefferson as a map in New Orleans] Frank Smith: Are those streets supposed to be...tongues licking him? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Baby Cakes sees a statue of Thomas Jefferson] Baby Cakes: Hey, wait a minute. It's a 3-D $2 bill. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Ronald Reagan: How's your drink, Baby Doll? Baby Cakes: Awesome. It's like 90% sugar. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Polly: My husband would cook my goose if he knew how much pussy I'm getting here. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[meanwhile the students are doing gladiator training that Dean pulled up] Dean: Good leaping, there, Johnson! Matt Attack: Man, I told you! My name is "Matt". Dean: Nope. You're all Johnsons. Ah, got to do a bell curve up in here now -- Find the top Johnson. Tomorrow will suck. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Frank Smith: Here's a little something for your trouble. Ronald Reagan: 40 bucks?! Baby Cakes: Hey, where's mine? Frank Smith: I TOLD YOU TO GET THE F* OUT OF HERE, B.C.! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Ronald Reagan: You really had some moves back there, hairless. Baby Cakes: And you had a great impersonation of Kenny G! Ronald Reagan: [laughs] Oh, you're a f*ing weird egg. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Government Spy: Sons of Jeffer, I believe we have some...snoopy poopies, over. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Ronald Reagan gets access into Jefferson's room] Ronald Reagan: Looks like this was Jefferson's private jack-off room. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Ronald Reagan disguises as President Clinton to get into Jefferson's private sanctuary] Security Guard: President Clinton? You usually arrive at 3:00. It's noon. Ronald Reagan: Well, that's because I...that's because I... Baby Cakes: [on headphones] Ask him if he likes to party! Frank Smith: [on headphones] Abort that order! No, don't abort the mission, though! Okay, j...just hold on! Okay, think Clinton stuff. Um...say you're getting a blow job later! Ronald Reagan: Something came up. I got to give a lady the old "Arkansas Toothpick". Frank & Baby Cakes: [sighs] Baby Cakes: Oh, that's close. Frank Smith: GET OUT! GET OUT! You are off the mission. Baby Cakes: But I'm Morgan Freeman! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Baby Cakes sees a wanted poster of Ronald Reagan] Baby Cakes: [to Ronald] Wait a second. Are you famous? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Pony and Crystal punches Steve] Pony: What the hell happened? Where's Frank? Steve Smith: I don't know! I called him a hundred times! I had to take her out last night. Crystal: Oh, did you give her what she wanted, or... Steve Smith: I don't know. I-I think I pissed her off. Sh-she said it was fine, but she didn't mean it was fine. Crystal: Oh, I didn't think you had any issue with the whole "Blowing the client for the good of the firm" thing. Steve Smith: No, I didn't have to blow her or anything. Pony: Didn't have to blow her?! Then what was the problem? Crystal: We'll lose our jobs! Sammy: Who did not f* that bitch? – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Dean: Alright, guys. We don't know where Frank is, so I'll be your teacher today. Where did you leave off? Matt Attack: Man, he was telling us about an indian girl who got in a van with two leather homies who were on a road trip. Pemsy: [chuckles] No, Matt, it was Lewis and Clark meeting Sacagawea. Hello? Dean: Okay, I'm gonna need the two strongest guys to come up here and take their shirts off. No eye-pokes, ball-tearing, or biting. Everything else is on-limits. Student: [laughter] Dean: [brutally lifts a desk] SHIRTS OFF! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago

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