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Frank Smith: Yo! Chinese Precious! Hey, I know. I just want you to know that, and -- And I'm cool with it, so. Fat Chinese Student: I want sex. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Carabas does a presentation about aliens] Carabas: Ancient aliens. Take the great pyramids. Many mainstream historians would say the pyramids have nothing to do with aliens, but is it possible that the ancient egyptians had help -- Not from Gods in a traditional sense, but from technologically advanced extraterrestrials that humans misidentified as Gods? I say yes. Steve Smith: [behind the class door window] I knew I hated this guy for some reason. Ancient goddamn aliens. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Frank Smith: So, I'm pretty sure that Grace wants my goober, but I don't know the words to say that'll...get her to act on it. Steve Smith: You know, you should just do the "Hey, I know" routine. Frank Smith: What?! What does that even mean? Steve Smith: You go up to a girl when she's alone, and you say "Hey, I know. I just wanted to let you know that I know, but I have no judgement. In fact, I'm here if you want to talk about it". Frank Smith: Okay, but then what happens? Steve Smith: Then they unload what is foremost on their minds, which usually that they want to have sex with me, so we do. Frank Smith: Oh! That can't work! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Baby Cakes: Hey, Pony. I tried Spanish once. Man, I was like a fish out of water. Frank Smith: Dude, your whole life is a fish out of water, alright? Anyway, listen. I got -- Baby Cakes: Speaking of things out of water, have you ever come across a turd out of water? Man, it's terrible! I mean, who came up with putting dookies in the water -- Steve, Frank & Pony: B.C.! Baby Cakes: Well, whoever it was was f*ing genius. Einstein, probably. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Pony: Frank, I'm just saying never tell anyone they look like someone else because it makes them feel less special. Frank Smith: Whatever, skank. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Steve Smith: Okay, this is a little weird. I mean, that's my J-crew cotton twill sport coat, and my...everything else. Carabas: To many, myself included, their reaction is a little insulting. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Sammy sees 2 Steves] Sammy: It's like Mary-Kate and Ashley all over again. I can't take it! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Steve Smith: So, one of our new teachers is late. Guess he's gonna miss out on Pony's welcome gift. Pony: The only option they gave me was Nana-Bonanza. I didn't pick it. Steve Smith: No, no. Solid...weird-ass idea. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Tonyanna: So.. what's my special man want to do for his birthday next weekend, huh? Steve Smith: Yeah, my birthday...right. Hey, Baby Cakes, I need that book I let you borrow. You know, "Of Mice and Men"? Baby Cakes: Oh, right! You know I'm sorry but I lost it. Steve Smith: UGH! I need that book you idiot! You know I read "Of Mice and Men" at least once a month. UGH! I can't believe you. Tonyanna: Steve! Be nice. Steve Smith: No, no, no! This guy ALWAYS loses my "Of Mice and Men" books! I mean, I hate him. [to Baby Cakes] I hate you. I'm done with you. [to Sexy Woman] I hate you. Baby Cakes: [cries] Tonyanna: Stop it, Steve! He's crying! I had no idea you could be so mean. Baby Cakes: I'll buy you another one, Steve! Please! Just like me again! Steve Smith: Pssh. Tonyanna: [scoffs] I don't think I can deal with this side of you. [as Tonyanna leaves, Steve and Baby Cakes cut all the drama act and laugh it out] Steve & Baby Cakes: [both laugh] Baby Cakes: When you gave me the "Of Mice and Men" signal, I knew it it was time to do our trick. Well, why don't you just break up with her? Steve Smith: Nah, I'd rather get dumped for being a bad boy. Then other girls will want to try and tame me. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Steve Smith: And so I said, "Who cares about being last? I'd rather be the first of the mohicans". – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Dean: Pony, here's your reward. [Dean gives the bag of money to Pony to save China, Il] Frank Smith: [to Pony] ...Some of the money for our jet skis? [Pony ignores Frank instantly while saving the college] Frank Smith: Bitch. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Kevin Costner suicide himself on the rope to save China, Il's bill budget] Dean: What the f*? Is that... [grabs BC's fake robin hood wig onto Kevin's hair] It is! It's the real Costner! Baby Cakes: My mirror is dead. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Pony: Steve, what the f* is going on here? Steve Smith: The Dean is about to kill B.C. because he thinks he's Kevin Costner. I just called 911. They think I'm crazy. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Dean: Hear ye, on this, the last day of registration for next semester, I decree Kevin Costner to be an enemy of the realm and must be hanged. Steve Smith: Holy sht! What the f is happening? Frank Smith: Hey, can we get our money out his pocket first? – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Pony: Got to move, JFK. Kevin Costner: I wasn't JFK. I was just in it. [Pony hits him with the grammy award trophy again] Pony: Save it for your acceptance speech. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Baby Cakes escapes] Dean: [to Steve and Frank] You two know him, so you'll be the bait. He can't not save his friends. This slippery f*ing Costner is as lissome as an unfurled condom dancing in a hot-tub jet. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Baby Cakes: [to Lunch Lady] Put everyone's lunch on my tab. And you know? You look a little poor. Here [gives dollars] Fix yourself up. Frank Smith: Hey, don't blow our wad, you shtnick! Baby Cakes:* Whoa, whoa. What's your problem here, strangers? Steve Smith: Look, B.C., you took my jest-ski money, biggun, and you crossed the line there. Baby Cakes: This money belongs to people who can only wish for jet skis. Frank Smith: YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT US! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Pony: Oh, god. I think the cocaine burst in my ASS! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Dean: Listen up, UCI. As you know, a certain major movie star/ECO engineer has been f*ing with me and my riches. But despite my reward, no one has grown or shown balls enough to catch him. Crystal: Mm, never would have guessed I would have been teaching in such a asylum. Sammy: Your expectations are like a tar pit, woman. You're stuck. Now hush. Dean: Never send a boy to do the job of a lethal killer made up entirely of shadows and pain. Oh, yeah, don't forget to register for classes -- Only thee days left. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Baby Cakes: Oh, good evening, gentlemen. Steve Smith: Baby Cakes, why are you dressed like Clark Kent? Baby Cakes: Why are you dressed like nasty car enthusiasts? Frank Smith: Because we're f*ing rich now. Baby Cakes: Oh, really? Would you excuse me, then, please? [secretly leaves] Frank Smith: [to Steve] So, anyway, have you ever heard of porpoising? Just YouTube it. It's kinda like what I do in the pool with the soccer ball. [Baby Cakes makes his entrance as Robin Hood again] Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood): Ha Ha! Good morrow, gallots! Steve Smith: Baby Cakes, what the hell? Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood): I'll be taking THIS. [grabs the money from Steve and Frank] HOO-HA! HUZZAH! [pants on bike] This alter-ego fing really works! Frank Smith:* [to Steve] AAH! I've told you over and over we shouldn't hang out with deranged motherf*er! Seriously! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Hispanic Mobster: Get the heads off all the men and put them in the suitcases. Hispanic Mobster #2: What about the women? Hispanic Mobster: Hey, we're not monsters, man. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Pony: How many coke balloons are you packing? [chuckles] [Mexican Hostage Woman gives Pony a taco] Pony: You don't understand me, do you? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
[Baby Cakes sees a wanted post of Kevin Costner] Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood): Ah, now they're after me! I need an alter ego, big time. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago
Pony: Cool. Enough for a bus to Hollywood. Costner equals money, and money equals staying in school. [Pony gives the security guy a passport] Security Guy: Is this a joke? Pony: Look, I just want to get back to the states, okay, mustache? Security Guy: This passport's probably a fake -- CGI. Look at you, you Mexican. Admit it. Pony: Well, yea, I'm Mexican, but, no, no, I'm American. I grew up, uh, over that fence. [Security Guy shreds the passport] Pony: WHAT?! Security Guy: Nice try, hermana. Go back home! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 6 months ago

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