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Peanut Cop: Seriously, could I-- Could I try some shoes on? [stifled laughter] My head is freezing. Enough of this crap. [pulls out a bomb] I said give me the shoes. [laughs] Or else this place is going up. [laughs] Peanut Cop: Can I smoke this in here? [smokes a cigar while lighting the bomb] Too late. [Peanut escapes when the hat store exploded] Peanut Fireman: Wow. Who did that? Me? Nice. I wish the police would come, [stifled laugh] 'cause I'm a fireman. [laughs] I don't have any water. [Peanut spits the fire by using it as water] Peanut Fireman: That doesn't seem to be working. [spits] Uhh. God, I wish I could help. [laughs] – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Peanut Cop: Seriously, who's got some shoes? [stands on the cash register] Does anybody work here? Do I -- Do I work here? Excuse me. Could I get some hats? [laughs while tripping on counter] Peanut Cop: [pulls his gun out] Nooo. Ha. I am such a dick. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Peanut went to the hat store] Peanut Cop: Uhh. Look at this one. That one looks nice, too. [stifled laughter] It feels like I'm staring at thousand of shoes. [laughs] – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Gary gets crushed by a big wall, after giving apologies to Benji] Satan: NOOOOOO! GARY! Ga-- No! NO! When somebody comes to hell, you think they're gonna be forever. [sobs] [cuts to the next scene in Satan's office shows everything that happened from the beginning of the episode was actually a scripted episode they made by Satan and the other demons they've been acting this entire time while watching from Satan's TV] Satan: You see this? Never be afraid to show your emotions, even if they're fake. You taught me that. Benji: That's how you win a pair of these! Best Short-form Supernatural Reality Show Unscripted, baby! Gary Bunda: I don't really understand how I don't win an Emmy for my own damn show. Benji: If these walls could talk? Right, Satan? Or more like if this shelf could shut up. Am I right? [laughing] [cuts to next scene where Gary is turned into a shelf after getting crushed from a big wall] Gary Bunda: I'm a man, not a shelf. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Satan and the demons start a ceremony for Benji] Satan: [reads] Benji was so many things to so many people -- A thoughtful helper to his co-workers, beloved weatherman to his fans. He didn't deserve to be slain in his prime. I'd say he's in a better place, but I'm not sure where the hell you go from here. [Gary shows up for the ceremony for Benji] Gary Bunda: [sobbing] It was an accident. I didn't want to do it. I did it for the TV. Satan: Get out of here! You're not welcome here! Gary Bunda: [sobbing] Can I just go and say goodbye one last time? Satan: Bought a big wall 'cause I thought you'd be killing more demons, you know, between duck sliders. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Decoy Benji: Hello, there. I like to molest young boys. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Gary and Lexi sees Benji acting on Gary's show with a kitchen celebrity] Benji: Oh! Hey, Gary. I'm just here with "Gunshow's" Kevin Gillespie making Devil Went Down to Georgia Deviled Eggs. Gary Bunda: That's redundant, you child-molesting demon! Hit it! [the kitchen suddenly pulls out curtains that shows symbols of wards by making a trap for Benji this entire set up] Benji: Gary? Producer Woman: [to Gary] Kill him. [Gary shoots Benji in the foot] Producer Woman: Shoot him in the head! You've got more bullets. Kill him. [Benji randomly explodes] Gary Bunda: WHAT?! Wh-- What happened? Lexi: You did it! You killed him, Gary! Gary Bunda: But I shot him in the foot! Producer Woman: You shot Benji with a silver bullet dipped in wolf urine blessed by the pope. You said they were demon-killing bullets. Gary Bunda: I MADE THAT SHT UP! Producer Woman:* Well, how does it make you feel? You know, to kill your best friend? Gary Bunda: I don't want to be filmed right now! I don't want to be filmed! Okay? Alright? I just -- I need -- I need like five minutes, okay? [voice breaking] I think I might have killed my best friend. Producer Woman: Take all the time you need. [to Boom Operator quietly] Get him. Kevin Gillespie: Does anybody want to try the eggs? Gary Bunda: [slaps the dish] GO AWAY, KEVIN! I'm so sorry, Kevin Gillespie of "Gunshow." Were those the hero eggs? Kevin Gillespie: Yeah. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Gary Bunda: I smell sulfur. It's either a Denver omelette or a demon. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Gary Bunda: [on phone] We are doing a super-fun, sinful fettuccine episode, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to come co-host. Benji: [on phone] I don't think I could get out of work for that long. Gary Bunda: Yeah, I know, and that's why I went ahead and I whipped you up a decoy. I bet it will get a lot more work done than you do. Gary & Benji: [laughing] Gary Bunda: I'm just busting your balls. [laughs] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Gary Bunda: [on phone] Hey, buddy. How you doing, Benji? What's the deal, man? You left me at the hellmouth. Benji: [scoffs] Spare me. Your makeup team is blowing it, by the way. Not that I watch your show. I mean, who does? Gary Bunda: 175,000 people watch my show, Benji, as a matter of fact, on the Haunt Network, alright? Which is channel 147. Benji: Yeah, well, I just be used to be the number-one weatherman in Charlotte for 11 years straight before the FBI raided my basement. But what do I know? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Producer Woman drops the gun on Rocco's dish] Gary Bunda: What are you doing? That's my favorite gun! Producer Woman: The name of the show is "Gary Bunda: Demon Killer." Gary Bunda: What if -- Spitballing here -- We change the name of the show to "Gary Bunda: Killer Eats"? Producer Woman: We're not changing the name of the show. Gary Bunda: Okay, what about if we just change the pronunciation of the show, right? So it's like, "Gary Bunda: DemonKiller." Like, it's killer that -- Producer Woman: Gary. Gary Bunda: Like, it's awesome that he's a demon and that he's eating stuff. Producer Woman: You said you were gonna kill a different demon every week. Gary Bunda: Okay, well, you go find me one, then. Because we've been to every single rib-sticking down-home kitchen across this great country, and we have yet to find a demon for me to kill, but he have found some excellent dishes made by home chefs that are hungry to share their food with the entire country. Producer Woman: Okay, what about the one we trapped you with? The child molester. [referring to Benji] Gary Bunda: Well, he's a lot more than just a child molester. Producer Woman: Really? Gary Bunda: Yes, he's also a cannibal. He did bad things! But he's still one of my best friends, okay? So I will not even think of harming a hair on his head. Gary Bunda: Unless it leads to some...some form of second season. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Rocco DiSpirito: It's the seven circles of hell, and these peppers are little demons. Gary Bunda: I know. It's hot like it's hell. But honestly, the jalapenos, I feel, is a little tropey. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Benji and Troy watched Gary's show] Gary Bunda: [on TV] Tell me, you got a recipe that our viewers can check out? Benji: Viewers? No one watches this show. And look at all the shine on his forehead. Shame on you, makeup department. Benji: I wouldn't let this happen on my show. And it should be my show because I actually have TV experience -- 11 years as Charlotte's top weatherman. Troy: Does Satan have any idea he's doing this? Benji: You mean you haven't seen Gary's brilliant decoy? [Troy looks at Gary's office with a puppet decoy] Decoy Gary: Hi. Sorry, I can't do that. I'm working all day in my cube. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Benji: State-of-the-art. Troy: And who the hell's pulling on the ropes? [Troy and Benji sees Ben on the side of cube that is revealed to be doing the strings of Gary's decoy] Ben: Gary asked me to do this until his show goes on hiatus. Troy: And, uh, where are you supposed to be right now? Ben: Hot Liquids. But don't worry. He made a decoy for me, too. [cuts to the next scene where Ben's decoy is literally sitting on a chair while getting caught on fire] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Gary Bunda: Come out, demon! Come out with your horns up! [the lights turns on that turns out to be a food kitchen with a celebrity] Gary Bunda: Whoa! TV food celebrity Rocco DiSpirito, what are you doing here? Rocco DiSpirito: You hungry? Gary Bunda: Yeah, what's good? Of course I'm hungry. Rocco DiSpirito: Dude, I made something real special for you guys -- Raw Vegan Sunchoke Dip. Gary Bunda: Mmm. I like how the tortillas are shaped like little demon horns. Rocco DiSpirito: Yeah. I call them demon horns-o-plenty. Little more paprika. Gary Bunda: If my horn were as delicious as this, people would hunt me like a rhino. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Lexi: There hadn't been many reports that this four-star restaurant was haunted and I'm not getting any readings, Gary. Gary Bunda: You're not reading that machine correctly, 'cause I smell demons. They must have turned tail when Gary came around. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Foster: You don't seem too imposing for a demon. Am I...? Gary Bunda: You don't seem too charismatic for a host. How does he have a show and I don't? Foster: Well, first of all, I don't think you've sampled enough of our material to make that judgement call. It's "Specter Inspectors." Gary Bunda: [attracts Lexi] This is your show. [Specter Inspectors show is now changed into Gary Bunda: Demon Killer] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Gary gets an interview with the Spector Inspectors] Lexi: How did you get into hell? Gary Bunda: Let's just say that trouble had a way of finding me. Can I take that back? Is that okay? To take back? Lexi: Yes, please. Gary Bunda: Bblll-bbbblll-bblll-aaa. [does gibberish sounds before restarting his sentences] Gary Bunda: [deep voice] Let's just say trouble has a way of finding me. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Benji: Okay, you go cause a distraction, and I'm gonna clean I'm gonna clean off these wards. Gary Bunda: Why do I got to do the distraction? Benji: 'Cause I'm really good at getting blood off walls. How in the world do you think I juggled being a popular local weatherman while raping and eating all those kids? Gary Bunda: You're a monster. Benji: Yes, but I'm a winner. And unlike you, I'm not some dipsht who got us in this situation. So just do your job, because you can't be trusted with anything important ever! Gary Bunda:* I'm not a dipsht, Benji. I'm a charismatic person with tiny hands, so people are drawn to me. Gary Bunda:* Now, you go and you lick those walls like the dog that you are while I go be a distraction, which this whole operation hinges upon. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Foster: We've blocked off all the exits so you can't escape, demon! Gary Bunda: Yes, I'm coming! Just hold on a damn second! Benji: [to Gary] Don't tell them we're here. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Gary Bunda: Hey, Benji, I got this e-mail saying they want to change my summon word. Did you get that e-mail? Benji: It's a phishing scam. Didn't you get the e-mail warning about it? Gary Bunda: Yeah, I got that e-mail, and it was about fishing, but they misspelled fishing. So I thought maybe that was from the real hackers and they're playing 4-D chess. Benji: Gary, if they have your summon word, they can summon you at will. Gary Bunda: Well, I already clicked it, and nothing happened. Guess I can click it again. Benji: NO! [Gary and Benji gets transported into a haunted house basement] Gary Bunda: This is not good. I'm gonna confess, I didn't read the entire e-mail. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Liquor: And when he said, "Can I give you a hands"? He really meant, "Can I give you a hand -- [shows the same severed hand inside the jar] This hand". [chuckles] Liquor: Hey, y'all keep drinking and laughing, and I'll be right back with more. [after Liquor's show, Liquor had to deal with expectations in the other room] Liquor: They're not buying it. Shadowy Figure: [warbling voice] Liquor: No. Here's a better idea. Suck it. Shadow Figure: [warbling voice] Eye: Someone sounds mad back there. [Second Eye points the long gun at Eye] Second Eye: Yes, someone does. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Skillet got finish with the Green Sweatered Woman's design into a punk war machine] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: You routed her trigger mouth to those triggers. That's good. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Liquor: Hey, how about a round of drinks for my friends? Second Eye: I never drink. Eye: I never drink either. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Shark: I have a feeling something bad is about to happen to you and everyone else, but mainly you. Rectangular Businessman: We'll talk to the clock about that. Shark: I'll talk to him. You stay in the car. Rectangular Businessman: Yes, I will because I want to stay in the car. It was my idea. I thought of it before you said it. Shark: Yeah, everybody cares what you say, as long as you say it last, which you always barely do. That's...that's really appealing. Rectangular Businessman: Yes, it sure is, always. Always and always. Shark: Whoops. [Shark ejects Square Guy's seat out of Shark's car] Shark: Now I'll have the last words, won't I? I will. I'm having them right now. [as the Square Guy got ejected from his seat, he then got a parachute] Shark: And then I'll be the guy everyone says, "Hey, there's the guy". [sees Square Guy on parachute] Hey, what-- Rectangular Businessman: Slow and pathetic. I'm outwalking your car, dumbass. Shark: You little piece of-- [cuts to the next scene] Liquor: Ship. Get it? Ship. There were three ships, not two. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 5 months ago

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