[while Gary collected all the beavers that followed him into the cage, Claude sees one of beavers that has Adolf Hitler's body parts on them]
Claude:
Dr. Mengele? Are you cloning Hitler?
Dr. Mengele:
What? No. [laughs]
Gary Bunda:
[getting humped] Oh, they've got duck penises!
Dr. Mengele:
You're crazy! Just because I'm German, everything's Hitler, Hitler, Hitler! That's very hurtful.
Claude:
You're wearing the armband!
Dr. Mengele:
That is heritage, not hate.
Dr. Mengele:
Look, everyone loves pure adrenaline thrill rides. Why not pure race of men?
Claude:
Eh.
Dr. Mengele:
People are so PC these days. Hitler wasn't like that. He would speak his mind. He was a great man. He deserves to be cloned! But I'm definitely not trying to clone Hitler.
[Cloned Hitler suddenly gets out of the blanket revealing that Dr. Mengele actually cloned Hitler already]
Cloned Hitler:
Heil Hitler!
Claude:
I knew it! You're cloning Hitler!
Dr. Mengele:
No, no, no, no, no. Why would Hitler heil himself? [chuckles] I'm going to give you a t-shirt. I know you people love free, gaudy trinkets.
Claude:
[reads the t-shirt] "The fourth reich, reich back at 'cha."
Dr. Mengele:
You would be required to wear that if we were ever to take over Hell, which we are definitely not doing.
Claude:
Definitely not doing. Right. Okay. I'm gonna get, an um...I actually left my fiddler on the roof. So, adios! Have a good one.
Dr. Mengele:
Auf Wiedersehen!
