Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #156

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Where's the clock?

Golden Joe:
Clock? What clock? Man, do I look like Flavor Flav to you?

[Fitz points the gun at Golden Joe]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
You know what clock.

Golden Joe:
Oh, yeah, that clock. He hit the road, man. He Audi 5000. He had to bounce. You know what I mean? You know what I mean, man. You know what I mean?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Peanut Cop:
Can somebody-- [coughing] Can somebody tell me if I'm here, 'cause this burning makes me think I'm alive.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Golden Joe:
Dang, cuz. You done cut that fish. His head fell off.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Why didn't you just beam away like you always do? You do that?

Golden Joe:
Man, I forgot I could do that. I was so scared I forgot. But peep this, you know, on the low. I was just frontin'. I was just spittin' game that I was scared, man, 'cause I wasn't really scared. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, you kno -- You know what I mean, right? You know what I mean, man?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Peanut Cop:
Check this out.

[Peanut Cop throws a grenade at the robots]

Peanut Cop:
This is going to be loud.

[The robots got incinerated by a grenade while Fitz' friends take cover by using Peanut as a shield]

Peanut Cop:
That's fire. [sigh] Am I still on fire, buddy?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Peanut Cop:
Dude. We're in the shaft.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Yes, we are.

Peanut Cop:
Where are we again? [sings] Shaaaft. [laughing]

Peanut Cop:
Shaft has made my hopping become difficult.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Shark sees inside his car full of piss]

Shark:
Mm. I kinda wanna open the door, but I'm scared to.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Coiffio:
Cat Man has let me down again. Why? Why do I keep relying on him? [checks Cat Man on his watch] What the [EFF] are you doing?

Cat Man:
What do you mean? I'm grooming.

Coiffio:
Where is Gerald?

Cat Man:
Oh, he's getting chased by a bear.

Coiffo:
Oh, the bear I had to send because you were so busy with your [EFF] grooming?

Cat Man:
Sorry. I can't -- You're breaking up.

Coiffio:
The bear I had to send because you were so busy with you [EFF] grooming?

Cat Man:
Are you calling Cat Man undependable?

Coiffio:
Yes, pussycat man.

Cat Man:
Yeah, you know what? Suck it.

Coiffio:
Yes!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
Look at that guy.

[Gerald sees Space Ghost getting attacked by Felix the Bear]

[the Bear gives Space Ghost to Gerald]

Gerald Bald Z:
Are you giving this to me?

[the Bear attack Gerald]

Space Ghost:
[grunts] I might...should sit down.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Cat Man:
Halt. Not so fast.

Gerald Bald Z:
Who are you?

Cat Man:
I am Cat Man. I'm gonna scratch your face off.

Gerald Bald Z:
Look, here, Cat Man, you're little more than an obstacle placed in my path by the evil Coiffio, my ever-present and demonic enemy bent on destroying the world -- While I am just a modest youth with a competitive spirit.

[Cat Man randomly scratches a tree]

Gerald Bald Z:
Look how long this is taking.

[Gerald moves on with his journey]

Cat Man:
Hey, where you going? That's it? Come back here. I'm going cut you. I'll lick a hole in you with my sharp tongue.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
That man in the cat suit was going to be cleaning himself forever. They'll be more cats, more men in cat suits.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
[whispered] Why am I on this cloud?

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
I wonder if this cloud does anything?

[the cloud suddenly floats up as Gerald stands on it]

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Uncle Grandfather:
What a sissy little boy you are, beat up by a nude girl and a nude hot dog.

Action Hot Dog:
Do the la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

Gerald Bald Z:
Yes, but--

Uncle Grandfather:
You are embarrassment to my family.

Gerald Bald Z:
Yeah, but--

Uncle Grandfather:
You are banished until you succeed in your quest.

Gerald Bald Z:
Yes, but, Uncle Grandfather--

Uncle Grandfather:
Get your meat face out of my apartment, you balding baldy...bald-a-nam...bald-a-nama-ning-nang.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Uncle Grandfather:
Brenda, fly up in the air like I like.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Uncle Grandfather:
Brenda, please do bend over in front of me and see if the coals are ashed.

[Brenda bends down to see if the coals are ashed]

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, good. That, yeah, is what is important.

Gerald Bald Z:
But what about that path?

Uncle Grandfather:
You must attain, Gerald-San. To attain, you must begin. To begin, you must finish.

Gerald Bald Z:
But, Grandfather--

Uncle Grandfather:
Look at that ham. [seeing Brenda walking by]

Gerald Bald Z:
But, Uncle Grandfather, how do I do that?

Uncle Grandfather:
You have reached the first level.

Gerald Bald Z:
What are you talking about?

Uncle Grandfather:
Listen to the hot dog.

Action Hot Dog:
Do the la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

Gerald Bald Z:
That's an annoying hot dog. May I have a hamburger instead?

Uncle Grandfather:
A hamburger. [laughs]

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, good. She has brought along tray of hamburgers.

Gerald Bald Z:
But what about that path?

Uncle Grandfather:
Stay true to the pass and beware the, uh...well ya know, the guy.

Gerald Bald Z:
Who?

Uncle Grandfather:
Brenda--

Gerald Bald Z:
Beware of who?

Uncle Grandfather:
Put those on the top shelf until the fire is hot.

Gerald Bald Z:
Who, Uncle Grandfather? Beware of who?

Uncle Grandfather:
Coiffio.

Gerald Bald Z:
Who?

Uncle Grandfather:
Hgher!

Gerald Bald Z:
Coiffio?

[Brenda putting the hamburgers on the top shelf]

Uncle Grandfather:
You can do it. [to Gerald] Now do you understand?

Gerald Bald Z:
No, I don't.

Uncle Grandfather:
You see, Gerald-San. Hamburgers should be higher.

Gerald Bald Z:
Uh...alright.

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, damn. Look at that. Look at that. [seeing Brenda's butt]

Gerald Bald Z:
Uncle Grandfather?

Uncle Grandfather:
Not important.

Gerald Bald Z:
You didn't finish.

Uncle Grandfather:
There is no need to finish before it hasn't begun...to finish.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
How can I attain such hair that is so desired in our fruited land of action?

Uncle Grandfather:
Sit down, nephew, and I shall tell you. [scooches over] You will attain a level that will bring you to large gifts of unbalding ways. With those ways, you follow the path to the pass of the, um...

[Brenda shows up]

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, Brenda.

[Brenda's theme plays while she carrying hamburgers]

Gerald Bald Z:
Uncle Grandfather--

Uncle Grandfather:
[lifts the table up to hit Gerald] SIT DOWN!

Gerald Bald Z:
Ow.

Uncle Grandfather:
Dumb kid.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
Uncle Grandfather, I want Perfect Hair Forever.

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, yes.

Gerald Bald Z:
The other students laugh at me. They call me...retarded hair guy.

Uncle Grandfather:
BWA-HA-HA!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Hurlan:
[speaks foreign language]

Subtitles:
Hot Dog.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[as Roostre managed to access the Corn-Droid]

Liquor:
Wait.

[12 oz. Mouse credits roll]

Roostre:
What?

[Corn-Droid points guns on Liquor]

Liquor:
Ooh. Nevermind.

[cuts back to 12 oz. Mouse credits]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Liquor:
Let me see that hook.

Roostre:
Man, I sure have missed that. [shows Liquor his hook]

Liquor:
You got a hacksaw or something? A biv knife?

Roostre:
Some bitch took it off in the middle of the night, right after I built this sucker.

Liquor:
I'll just have to use drunken karate. Hey, what's that over there?

Roostre:
What?

Liquor:
HOOYAH!

[Liquor drunken chops Roostre's hook]

Roostre:
HOLY CRAP!

Liquor:
All done.

[Liquor spits the severed hand onto Roostre's arm]

Liquor:
Look at that. it works.

Roostre:
Oh, yeah. That's right. That's what I'm talking about now, boy.

Liquor:
Now get her going. We're running out of no time.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Spider gets bored seeing the Producer Man dead on the ground]

Liquor:
Oh, go on. You probably haven't had a good meal in who knows how long.

[Spider eats the Producer's brain]

Liquor:
Now, those are some good juices, aren't they?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
They're gonna find a way in.

Peanut Cop:
We're safe in here. Totally safe.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Not with those things outside.

Peanut Cop:
Wait. This will help.

[Peanut puts the clock outside the clock shop that make the robots explode themselves until one of the Hovervacs destroys it]

Peanut Cop:
They hate that. [chuckling] But I love it.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Peanut Cop:
Put these on.

[Fitz puts on a gas mak]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What is this?

Peanut Cop:
It's anti-anti-language gas. I made it from... [inhales and chuckling] propane.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Well, we need to kill that Shark.

Peanut Cop:
Right now, broham? [chuckling] IT'S PRETTY GOOD GAS!

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

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