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Rhoda:
Hey, you know, this really isn't a good idea of being here. I mean, this place where we're at now? That's the idea that I'm referring to that isn't good.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Shark:
[mentioning Eye] Um...did he tell you about the job?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Mh-hmm.

Shark:
That's goo... that -- That's good, right?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No.

Shark:
Look, when you drink you're drinking and when you're drinking...you have.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[Rhoda walks by seeing Fitz, Skillet, and Woman seeing a fake dead replica of Rhoda]

Rhoda:
Hey. The bar is closed. [sees his fake replica] Oh, ha ha ha. Hey, you're not gonna tell anybody, are ya? Oh, come -- It's just a fake! I mean, it's made of metal, for crying out loud. It's a joke. It's a gift from my -- From my, uh, realtor. Isn't it? Come on, guys.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[Amy tries to eat her own baby to save herself from Hell]

Satan:
Um, excuse me, what are you doing? This is, like, over the line, okay?

Amy:
I'm just doing what you requested.

Satan:
I'm not really following your logic.

Amy:
I'll explain right after my lunch.

[Amy shows Satan that she's actually trying to take a bite of her baby]

Satan:
Okay. As long as you're seriously planning to eat your own baby, I want nothing to do with this. Like, actual ew!

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Narrator:
Amy Liblin rushed home with relish.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Amy:
Please let me go. I have a kid!

Satan:
I shall allow you to remain on Earth if you can complete an simple task. You must do one selfless act.

[Amy returns back on Earth to save herself by giving food for the homeless people]

Amy:
Okay. You had the tuna salad with crust cut off, and who ordered the vegan gyro? Gyro? Gyro? Gyro. Who ordered the vegan gyro?

[Amy returns back to Hell]

Satan:
Giving food to the poor is not selfless. You did it to save yourself. Fail.

Amy:
I can give away my car, everything.

Satan:
I feel like you're not appreciating the elegance of my selfless act paradox.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Saul:
I'm gonna miss you. You were my first mole man friend.

Lil:
Saul, you're like the Dad I wish I had. You always have time for me, and you listen.

[Saul sees Clancy coming on it's way]

Saul:
Lil, I don't have time right now! [runs away]

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Stromulous Guandor:
Now I know the pain you feel, Johnny Tambourine. And no amount of time will lessen it. The answer is to resurrect our beloveds...with this!

[Stromulous shows him the Resurrection Egg but in Johnny's point of view of the machine that it look like an actual egg for food]

Johnny Tambourine:
[happily] I don't want breakfast. I just lost my girl!

Stromulouse Guandor:
No, you fool! This is a resurrection egg. We will place first my wife and then my daughter in the egg. And then, in less than seven total minutes, they will be reborn.

Johnny Tambourine:
[happily] As babies? I don't want to be in love with a baby.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Mr. President:
[on phone to Saul] Malone, find the STRATA operators and come back to the surface. You'll get the answers you seek. And, Saul, don't trust anyone, including me.

[dramatic music plays]

Mr. President:
[to Saul] And you.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Mother Rock:
How goes the task we entrusted to you?

Saul:
You told me to lead the mole men. I have made great strides towards that goal. I've made friends and lovers. I've learned a little something about myself along the way. Yet there are miles to go before I sleep. That's Robert Frost.

[Mother Rock did not understand who Robert Frost is and completely not amused]

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Saul:
There's no time for the innocent yet arousing clasping of hands.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Johnny Tambourine:
Don't worry, Princessa. Your Johnny's coming.

[as Johnny was about to save Princessa, he realizes something horribly after bumping into his chamber]

Johnny Tambourine:
That's odd. I'm stuck in some sort of sleep chamber. AAAAAH! AAAAAH! OH, GOD! AAAAH! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Johnny Tambourine:
Princessa! I've missed you! I've been vomiting all over myself, and it's just not the same.

[Princess starts to vomit on Johnny's chamber]

Johnny Tambourine:
It's even better than I remembered it.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Clancy:
Birdbats are hot-blooded, and passion can cloud their judgement. On the other hand, mole men are easily killed. Therefore, King Johnny, I suggest we fortify our position.

[Johnny stares at Clancy]

Clancy:
King Johnny?

Johnny Tambourine:
Oh, I'm -- I'm sorry, Clancy. I was looking at you, but I wasn't listening to you.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Stromulous Guandor:
And now we shall go beyond the verge!

Princessa:
[gasps]

Stromulous Guandor:
Also, you are grounded!

Princessa:
[sighs]

Stromulous Guandor:
You are forbidden to ever see your new love again! Guard! Lock her in the tower!

[the birdbat henchmen grabs Princessa to lock her in the tower]

Stromulous Guandor:
Don't think I don't know that this will make you want to see him more. I HAVE READ THE BOOKS!

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Stromulous Guandor:
I raised you alone and spoiled you. You want attention -- I get it. I've read the books.

Princessa:
I'm not in a book, father. I'm right here, and I'm in love, I tell you. I have never been so stimulated, mentally, physically.

Stromulous Guandor:
Don't! God, don't talk about it! How could your mother die and leave me? You should be telling her this stuff!

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Stromulous Guandor:
Rest your beak, my friend.

Birdbat Henchman:
Will you perfect the resurrection technology and one day bring me back to life, Strong Guandor?

Stromulous Guandor:
First, I will resurrect my dead wife. Then my grandparents. Then famous birdbats from the past. But I will put you on the list. I...

[Stromulous checks his pockets]

Stromulous Guandor:
I'm sorry. I don't have a pen.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

News Mole Man:
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Crazed gunman slaughters birdbats!

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[Fitz sees Woman flipping off on Fitz's jet upside down]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What the--

[Fitz goes back to see Woman]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What's up with your problem?

Man/Woman:
[while flipping off] Seashells run dry over the seashell.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
The what?

Man/Woman:
Seashells run dry over the seashell.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Um...

Man/Woman:
[flips him off again] Seashells run dry over the--

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Stop. Get in.

[Woman gets in Fitz's jet]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Rectangular Businessman:
Keep that thing away, or I won't do this.

Shark:
Do it.

Rectangular Businessman:
Do it, please. Okay, you win. Miglo lamafla verniminin.

[every people's metal hats starts to purply glow]

Rectangular Businessman:
It is done. I did it.

Shark:
Get out.

Rectangular Businessman:
I will bill you.

Shark:
All the way out.

Rectangular Businessman:
In a huge way.

Shark:
Yeah, keep going. Keep going.

[the square guy stops after leaving his office]

Shark:
Just -- No, just keep going till I stop saying "Keep going".

[the Square Guy proceeds to move on leaving his office]

Shark:
Keep going. Keep going. Can you even still hear me?

[Square Guy already left]

Shark:
Good.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Rectangular Businessman:
I heard that your greeny friend had a hankering for circus dogs.

Shark:
I know.

Rectangular Businessman:
And that new guy got himself a prize. That's what I heard.

Shark:
You are so...talk so much.

Rectangular Businessman:
Well, I'm just stating the obvious, which makes me 100% right during all conversation.

Shark:
Yeah, so, uh, you sure this'll work?

Rectangular Businessman:
Has it ever not succeeded? Notice how I didn't use the "F" word because that word is to be not found in my vocab.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Rectangular Businessman:
I hope you know how very lucky you are to know me since I'm so incredibly incredible.

Shark:
Yeah. I am.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Man/Woman:
My job at the diner is not working out. I would rather play catch all day than work at that diner with the food.

Liquor:
I have an idea, and it's a good one.

Man/Woman:
Tell me.

Liquor:
Go outside, stand in the road. Every time you see a car, flip it off.

Man/Woman:
What will that do?

Liquor:
It will be neat.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Man/Woman:
No one will play catch with me.

Liquor:
Good.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

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