Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #155

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Coiffio:
Model Robot, transform into a telephone so that I may contact Cat Man at his place of business, the Convenience Store... [looks at the camera] OF DEATH!

Model Robot:
Initiating transform process, baby. 3, 2, 1! Commence transform process, baby.

[Model Robot takes a long time to transform into a telephone]

Coiffio:
Oh, come on, man. Come on, man. Today. This sucks.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Coiffio:
Oh, it's so nice of you to join us, Model Asshole. Where have you been all this time? Out gallivanting? Buying scarves with your boyfriend?

Model Robot:
His name is Terry, baby.

Coiffio:
Oh, whoopee!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Coiffio:
Why? Why do I use Cat's Man? I [EFF] hate Cat's man!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
I'm on a journey to Tuna Mountain,

Cat Man:
Look, I don't need any of that bull [opened soda can]. All you anime people on your stupid journeys coming through my yard. I'm sick of it. See this? [shows Gerald his hand claw]

Gerald Bald Z:
Yeah?

Cat Man:
This where your quest ends.

[ICT shows up]

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
HEY, EVERYBODY!

Cat Man:
What the [EFF]?!

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
THIS IS CONVENIENT!

[Cat Man suddenly pulls out a minigun to scare the customers away]

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Cat Man:
What do you want?

Gerald Bald Z:
We know you.

Cat Man:
Everyone knows Cat Man. What do you want?

Gerald Bald Z:
I seek the ninth level of power. And maybe an inexpensive hair brush.

Hot Dog:
Do da, la la--

[Cat Man back slaps Hot Dog out of the surface]

Cat Man:
[EFF] off, Hot Dog.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
Perhaps some warm milk would quiet the demons in your head.

Cat Man:
This is what quiet the demons in my head. [angrily crushes a soda can] This makes the male go away.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Rod the Anime God:
Congratulations on the beginning of your journey, Gerald.

Gerald Bald Z:
Who...who are you?

Rod the Anime God:
I am Rod, the Anime God.

[Gerald looks at his hot dog]

Rod the Anime God:
Kid, look at me. Listen. Beware the Coiffed one.

Gerald Bald Z:
Who?

Rod the Anime God:
The Coiffed one. Coiffed, like hair.

Gerald Bald Z:
I don't think--

Rod the Anime God:
He is the evil controller of cats.

Gerald Bald Z:
Oh.

Rod the Anime God:
And another thing...the wolf is the cat.

Gerald Bald Z:
Alright. [snickers]

Rod the Anime God:
Hey, if I turn this way, do I look like Antonio Banderas?

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Rod the Anime God:
Oh, hey, kid?

Gerald Bald Z:
Yeah?

Rod the Anime God:
Would you mind running down to that store for me now?

Gerald Bald Z:
Oh.

Rod the Anime God:
I sure could use some goodies.

Gerald Bald Z:
Yeah, but--

Rod the Anime God:
Or I will tear your soul apart. [laughs]

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Young Man:
Come along, animals. We'll find that boy. Then I'll be back to prove my worth and win the heart of that girl.

[the animals in the car starts to slowly pick up its pace]

Young Man:
Animals, pick it up.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Uncle Grandfather:
Stop fighting. Stop fighting! Stop fighting. [echoes]

[Young Man and Brenda stop when Young Man spanks Brenda's butt]

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Coiffio:
Oh, here we go. Pick up, call screener. Damn it, damn it. Damn it to hell. Cat Man?

Cat Man:
What?

Coiffio:
Cat Man?

Cat Man:
What?

Coiffio:
Hey.

Cat Man:
What do you want?

Coiffio:
Gerald is making his way to the Natural Mountain.

Cat Man:
Yeah?

Coiffio:
Attack -- ALL AT!

Cat Man:
Yeah.

Coiffio:
Implemente. Impl-- Implement -- Imp --

Cat Man:
Late for work. Bye.

Coiffio:
Just [EFF] [stammers] Hey, Manila?

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
It's suddenly evening. We must camp here for the night and fall asleep.

Action Hot Dog:
Do the la la la la la la la

Gerald Bald Z:
I wonder what that means. [falls asleep]

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Uncle Grandfather looks at a sexy magazine]

Uncle Grandfather:
Oh, ho ho! What is this hole!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Uncle Grandfather plays horse on Brenda]

Uncle Grandfather:
1 and 2 and 3 and 1 and 2 and 3. Giddyap. Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, giddyap.

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gerald Bald Z:
My quest is lonely but worthwhile. As I'm confident my physical appearance will someday resemble that of the other handsome students.

Action Hot Dog:
Do the la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

Gerald Bald Z:
Hot Dog, my eclectic acquaintance from previous times. Where are you going?

Action Hot Dog:
La la la la la la.

Gerald Bald Z:
What?

Action Hot Dog:
La la la la la.

Gerald Bald Z:
Tuna Mountain?

Action Hot Dog:
La!

[ICT sneeze then smiles at Gerald]

Gerald Bald Z:
[to Action Hot Dog] I'll go with you.

[Gerald and Action Hot Dog leaves]

Inappropriate Comedy Tree:
HEY!

Perfect Hair Forever  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Rectangular Businessman:
Eat some of that, retard rodent.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Liquor:
Crap on a stick.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Golden Joe:
Here come one of them bitches. Y'all better recognize, fool. It's incoming.

Peanut Cop:
Oh! [laughing]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Take care of it, Skillet.

Golden Joe:
Yeah, boy. Take care of it. Handle that, man. Do what do you gotta do.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Calm down.

Golden Joe:
I AM CALM, MAN. THE HELL WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What the hell are all these things?

Peanut Cop:
Dude. They're, like, bugs, man. Little bitty bugs. With -- With lasers. [wheezes]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
But what are they for?

Peanut Cop:
The ones with the suckers harvest Aspirin, and the ones with the lasers shoot lasers.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What Aspirin? What's the Aspirin do?

Peanut Cop:
Dude, come on. [laughter] It's the whole deal. It's what they're protecting. [wheeze] Do you like how I got serious for a second.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
And you're just now telling me this?

Peanut Cop:
Uh-huh. [laughter] Uh-huh.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
So, where are they, these field of Aspirin?

Peanut Cop:
They're all over, man. They're everywhere. [laughter]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Liquor:
Look at that hot dog go. He is doing a bang up job. You hear me, Rooster? Rooster? Rooster?

[Liquor checks down the sewer hole, until a big floating light ball shows up]

Muff:
He's not in here, in here, any more, anymore. He's out there.

Liquor:
Muff. Ha Ha. Muff, you're free.

Muff:
For now, for now. Where's Mouse?

Liquor:
Where's Mouse? Where isn't he?

Muff:
The Aspirin Fields must be burned.

Liquor:
Ah, I know, I knew about those fields.

Muff:
Then we'll all meet, all meet, at the river where will be Mouse. Or we'll never get through, get through, the force.

Liquor:
Mm-hmm. 10-4. I'll follow the corn droid.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Shadowy Figure:
[warbling voice]

Rectangular Businessman:
I know. He's probably still out there, running around trying to save his...stupid friends.

Shadow Figure:
[warbling voice]

Rectangular Businessman:
That's impossible. The Clock Shop was sealed off when this began.

Shadowy Figure:
[warbling voice]

Rectangular Businessman:
Mmm...Shark was just a pawn. Control was only his mind. The Aspirin farms are near harvest, and Mouse has done everything exactly as predicted.

Shadowy Figure:
[warbling voice]

Rectangular Businessman:
Yes, Amalockh brings the darkness, a note of evil which is inherent in all of us. It's a choice he made. We all make choices. I choose victory.

[Shadow Figure suddenly starts to flash for a couple seconds and turns into a black liquid of goo]

Rectangular Businessman:
Have fun in that jar for a while. Chick mode, go.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Rectangular Businessman:
Some people have keys to their homes. I have words.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Where are you going?

Eye:
I'll walk. Lying scares Eye.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
You'll never make it.

Eye:
I will make it. I have the will to make it. Plus, New Guy...deserves it.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Fitz presses the button that opens up Shark's jet plane machine]

Peanut Cop:
Oh, whoa. That's nice. [laughing] Hey, dude, do I get keys or something?

Golden Joe:
Man, you better step back. I'm driving.

Peanut Cop:
Cool, I'm driving. [laughing]

Golden Joe:
Man, step off! I'm driving.

Peanut Cop:
[laughing] No, you know I'm driving.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

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