[Satan watches the fund video to see who's making Fried Alive 11]
Anton McDuffy:
Then you can make "Fried Alive 11: Hail to the Chef" a reality. Rudy, the root of all evil, is back. And now he's head chef at the White House. So when the president, the cabinet, and all of Congress mysteriously get deep fried to death, Rudy is sworn in as Commander in Chief. With Rudy's finger on the button, global conflicts are about to get extra crispy.
Gary Bunda:
Rudy cannot speak! How is he supposed to talk about legislature?!
Satan:
I-I know.
Gary Bunda:
How is he supposed to do fireside chats?
Satan:
The formula for "Fried Alive" is simple -- All you need is Rudy, a deep fryer, and a chick with big tits. It's not that hard.
Gary Bunda:
It's a hero's journey into the fryer.
Satan:
We could write the next "Fried Alive."
Gary Bunda:
We definitely should.
Satan:
We ARE gonna write the next "Fried Alive."
Gary Bunda:
We're not actually going to.
Satan:
No, we're going to do it. Why can't we write it? Gary, come on. You and me.
Gary Bunda:
Anton McDuffy owns the rights.
[Satan puts the palm of his hand to Gary's computer making Anton's head explode on video]
Gary Bunda:
How did you do that?
Satan:
Yeaaah.
Gary Bunda:
He uploaded that video, like, a week ago.
Satan:
WHO'S WRITING THE NEXT "FRIED ALIVE" NOW?!
