Dustin Diamond:
I spent my entire life trying to distance myself from Screech.
Gary Bunda:
Good, that's good, that's good. Because if you enjoy it, it's not a torture and Satan will end it. So you got to hate it, but then you got to like, enjoy it.
Dustin Diamond:
Like life on earth.
Dustin Diamond:
[to Levi] Boy, you're up. Come on. Make your papa proud. Alright, alright, the guys are watching. Just like I showed you, get in there.
[Levi bowls some pins by using his penis that's still stuck into one of the bowling ball holes]
Dustin Diamond:
[acting] Levi, you're killing me! What's going on, son?
Levi:
Sorry, Dad, I slipped on the ice.
Dustin Diamond:
[acting] Spare me the sob story, you turkey! And don't eat that yellow snow! [laughs]
Gary Bunda:
See you're getting it. Spare and turkey are dumb [bleep] bowling terms.
Dustin Diamond:
And the snow part, right?
Gary Bunda:
That was kind of putting a hat on a hat.
