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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
But what would you want with radar?

Roostre:
What's anyone want with radar? Everything, boy-- Mouse, whatever.

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Roostre:
See you found Footlong there.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Who's that?

Roostre:
Footlong. He's my homing dog-- Got a sense for radar and quasnip.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
So your corn dog has radar. [looks at the audience] I knew it.

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Who are you?

Roostre:
Name's Rooster-- R-double "O"-S-T-R-E-- Sometimes all in capitals, depending on if you're yelling at me or not. So, uh, are you yelling?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I ain't yelling.

Roostre:
Well, not yet.

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I could get lost in this field of corn dogs...for a long time, but I would never die, because I would get to eat. Corn dogs for the picking.

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Roostre:
[singing] Some people like their cod, some people slop them hogs. Me, I do different, I grow big old fat corn dogs.

Roostre:
Where's that mustard at?

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[Fitz opens up a package that has a corn dog]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
This is a corn dog. [the corn dog glows] This must be a divining corn dog.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
It must want...mustard.

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[Fitz pulls up a knife on Skillet]

Skillet:
[terrified squeal]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh, Skillet. Sorry, Skillet. I didn't -- I forgot it was you.

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[Shark and Square Guy talk to each other on phones at midnight]

Rectangular Businessman:
Shark guy, we've decided that it's time we had an important important business meeting.

Shark:
I was kind of hoping...um, I thought you were dead.

Rectangular Businessman:
I figured you were dumb enough to knew you thought that.

Shark:
Well, I guess that we-- I knew that you knew that.

Rectangular Businessman:
Ok, but as everyone knows, I'm too rich to be dead.

Shark:
We...um--

Rectangular Businessman:
The magnitude of my wealth goes beyond any wall...of China.

Shark:
Yeah. Good for you. And I'm rich and desire to sleep, so--

Rectangular Businessman:
So what? Now is convenient for me.

[the square guy shows up to Shark's office while wearing a headphone mic that Shark was talking to on phone]

Shark:
Oh, look at you...here.

Rectangular Business:
I am here more than you want. You've been getting the signals, I trust?

Shark:
Yeah, I got those.

Rectangular Businessman:
Yes, you did got those-- Or Goto.

Shark:
How much does he know?

Rectangular Businessman:
How much does who know?

Shark:
You know. [possibly referring to Fitz]

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Shadowy Figure:
[warbling voice]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I've told you everything, and I'm through. I quit yesterday.

Shadowy Figure:
[warbling voice]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I just did it in front of your face.

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Shadowy Figure:
[warbling voice]

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Fitz's Wife:
Fitz, are you done? It's really late.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I'm doner than you'll ever know.

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[jumping onto the desk, noticing the ghost-like person in the room] Hey, who's the ghost?

Shark:
That's the new guy. [referring to the worker's name that's actually "New Guy"]

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[singing] Look with me, Eeeeeeye and see what you can seeeeeee when you see the suuuuuun when it seeeeeeeeeeeeets.

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Eye:
I saw you driving the tank.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No. It wasn't me. I don't drive.

Eye:
Did you get my mon-eye?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I don't understand anything you're saying.

Eye:
Did you get my money?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Yeeees.

Eye:
Where is it?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Pissed it away.

Eye:
Ooh. On what?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Spent it on piss.

Eye:
On what?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
A tank.

Eye:
Which tonk?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Every tonk.

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[singing] Look at the suuuuuuun over the mountainnnnnn. It sets like destiny. It's so beautifulllllll.

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Peanut Cop:
Hey...uh, you forgot your bomb.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
You can keep it. I made it for you, man.

Peanut Cop:
Ohhh. You got me.

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Skillet, what's wrong?

Skillet:
[squeals]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Skillet? Skillet? Skillet? What's shakin'?

Skillet:
[squeals]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh, you're in a...you're in a jail.

Skillet:
[squeals]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh. You're in *this* jail.

Skillet:
[squeals]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Well, not for long. [to Golden Joe] You...trade.

[Golden Joe switch places with Skillet in bars to get Skillet out of jail]

Golden Joe:
Thank you, dawg.

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Hello? A little help.

Peanut Cop:
Oh.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Why don't you hold this.

[Fitz gives Peanut a ticking bomb]

Peanut Cop:
Is this, uh, part of the plan?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
It can be.

Peanut Cop:
'Cause I am the law. Ha ha ha!

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Officer, we have a plan.

Peanut Cop:
Right on. [coughs] Am I in on it? Dude.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Mmm. In a way.

Peanut Cop:
Um...which way? Dude? Bro? Man bro.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Every way.

Peanut Cop:
No way. [cackles]

Golden Joe:
Ha ha ha! You so stoned, bro.

[Fitz, Golden Joe, and Peanut Cop laughs]

Peanut Cop:
Really?

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Green Sweatered Woman:
Excuse me. Excuse me, sir? You can't park that tank here. Sir? Sir? Excuse me. You can't park that tank here. Sir? You can't park that here. Excuse me, sir? You can't park that tank here. Excuse me. You can't park that tank here.

[Green Sweatered Woman get shotted by Fitz's tank]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What'd she say?

Golden Joe:
Man, that was crazy as hell.

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Golden Joe:
Man, what about Golden Joe? Where his drink at? I know you didn't just take my damn money up there and buy yourself a drink and leave me out, man. What's up?

[Fitz didn't respond]

Golden Joe:
WHERE'S MY DRINK?

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Liquor:
Ah, Fitz, the usual?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Yup.

Liquor:
That'll be...let's see...

[Fitz grabs beer]

Liquor:
$300?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Tell you what.

[drinks beer and throws in on ground and leaves before Siren Lady sirens in Liquor's head.]

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Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Listen up, gweet. Golden Joe, he owes the eye a lot of mo...ney.

Golden Joe:
So?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[serious] So, he wants me to collect half right now.

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Golden Joe:
So tell me man, Mo, what's up? What you want with Joe? 'Cause the Joe got to blow in a few seconds, man. I gotta bounce. I got a few shorties at the house, man. What's up?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Price on your golden head.

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