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Golden Joe:
So, yo the mo.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What, is that, like, short for mouse? Then, yeah.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Golden Joe:
Flo mo so ho do quiz night, show you right. Shorty, wazzup?

Rhoda:
Yeah, I'm in! I'm in!

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Golden Joe:
Slide me a spill thrill, girl.

Rhoda:
You are Golden Joe. Golden frickin' Joe, people!

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Rhoda:
Golden Joe. What the dealio?

Golden Joe:
You know what I'm sayin"?

Rhoda:
Nope, I-I do not. No way in hell do I do. I don't know.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[Golden Joe appears in the bar]

Rhoda:
Oh, wow. And I mean wow ow wow shut. Lip.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Shark:
Golden Joe is like magical. He's all disappeary and shut. You watch that, ok?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No.

Shark:
'Cause I've come to care about you...a lot. And also not in that way. Yeah, in that way a little. Half and half.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I need a drink.

Shark:
It didn't matter. You'll be back.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Shark:
Did, uh, did you meet the eye?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No.

Shark:
Did he see you? Get it?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Shark:
Sit down.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No.

Shark:
Stand up.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
No.

[Fitz sits on the chair]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Eye:
It pays 50 MIL from eye.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh, yeah. It pays 50 MIL up front. It pays 50 more MIL when I deliver. That's 60 MIL.

Eye:
It doesn't, but it will.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What's the job?

Eye:
Golden Joe.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Golden? No way.

Eye:
Way. Curds and whey.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Who is it?

Eye:
Magic man. Does business on frick.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Owes you money?

Eye:
Lots. Up to his eyes.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
How much does it cost?

Eye:
50 MIL. How much do you charge-y?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
50 MIL.

Eye:
Up front for eye?

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Up front, up back, upside. Upside your head.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
So how do you know Shark?

Eye:
Shark know I.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
So what, then you hired me through him?

Eye:
Aye.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Mmm. Good news for mouse. [looks at the audience] He's hired.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
So, what's it like to be an eye?

Eye:
It's, like, woooooow.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh, yeah? Really?

Eye:
Real...estate.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
What's it like to be a shark?

[Shark slips from his desk]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Nice.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Producer Man:
Hey, kid. You are really something. You'd be great in pictures.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I would?

Producer Man:
Yeah, you would. Ho ho! Up top.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
I'm too drunk.

Producer Man:
Perfect. Let me buy you a drink, because you are hired, sir. Ha!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Well, see, first I need to check with my boss, because he's a shark.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Man/Woman:
Watch out. Oh. my god. Watch out. Watch, watch, watch! Watch it!

[Fitz gets hit by a car]

Man/Woman:
Oh, my god. Is he dead?

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
No, I'm just drunk.

Man/Woman:
Watch out!

[Fitz gets hit by another car]

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
[in Woman's voice] Oh. my god.

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
It's cool, everybody I'm just drunk.

[Fitz get hit by many cars]

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
See? It's ok.

[Fitz randomly fires a gun and then accidentally killing someone]

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
It's all cool, man. It's just -- [gets hit by a car again] What? What? What are you all looking-- What are you looking at?

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
What's that? Is that a meteor?

[Fitz gets hit by a meteor]

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
That's a cool meteor.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
Excuse me, but that bartender just called you a homo.

Peanut Cop:
Oh.

[Peanut shoots Rhoda]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Peanut Cop:
Oh, wait a second. Those are expensive beers. You must have pretty good jobs to pay for THOSE kind of beers.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[Fitz sings an innapropriate song]

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
[singing] I love little pussy. Her coat is so warm and if I--

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

[Fitz kisses Woman]

Man/Woman:
EEW!

[Woman slaps Fitz]

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
Ow.

Man/Woman:
What are you doing?

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
Making out on you. It's what you wanted. I mean, come on. Look how you're dressed.

Man/Woman:
You're such a dick.

[Fitz throws up on Woman]

Man/Woman:
EEW! GET AWAY.

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
Aw, come on, baby.

Man/Woman:
Man power, go.

[Woman transforms into Man]

Mouse "Fitz" Fitzgerald:
Don't be that way.

[Man hovers out of the bar]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 6 months ago

Benji:
What are you doing?

Dustin Diamond:
Trying to kill myself.

Audience:
[laughter]

Troy:
Judging by his bowling game, I don't blame him. [Waa - Waa sound effect]

Gary Bunda:
Seriously, though, you can't kill yourself. We've all tried thousands of times.

Dustin Diamond:
Are you serious?

Gary Bunda:
[deadpan] Tens of thousand of times.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gary Bunda:
I want a catch phrase.

Dustin Diamond:
RAZZLEBERRIES!

Gary Bunda:
BOOB FARTS!

Dustin Diamond:
RAZZLEBERRIES!

Gary Bunda:
BOOB FARTS!

Dustin Diamond:
Oh, bull [bleep]! RAZZLEBERRIES!

Gary Bunda:
BOOB FARTS!

Dustin Diamond:
COME ON!

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Dustin Diamond:
RAZZLEBERRIES! Why the hell did I just say that? Oh, "Razzleberries" better not be my catch phrase. RAZZLEBERRIES! Oh, come on, I'm being forced to say it! RAZZLEBERRIES! HOW IS THIS FAIR?! RAZZLEBERRIES! I can't even breath!

[back at Satan's office where Satan and Claude are watching Dustin's hilarious quote]

Satan:
See, that -- That's gonna be the next "Dyno-mite". You know?

Claude:
What is that?

Satan:
Well, that's a -- That's a catch phrase, Claude. You know, like, "Hey, sit on it, Potsie." "Nanu nanu"? "Dee plane, dee plane"? "Jane, you ignorant slut, you"? Uh, "Yeah, that's the ticket"? Uh, "No soup for you"?

Claude:
I don't get any of those references.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Claude:
Wow, A hacky sitcom star being forced to star in a hacky sitcom in Hell for all of eternity? Pretty genius, sir.

Satan:
Hacky?

Claude:
I-uh, no, it's funny, funny.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

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