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Xavier: I'll make you all vibe together using ancient hopi tribe procedure rituals that will fashion family bondage. Ooh! Shamus (Shakadingo): Ooh! Xavier: We're re-creating the psychogenetic birthular attatchment. Push! Push! Pink Shirt Woman: But I can't push him out. He's not in. Xavier: I think I know it were I'm doing. [uses Shamus to thrust inside the woman's womb] Blue Shirt Guy: [in a baby outfit] I confused! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
[Xavier draws black stuff on Shamus' face for the couple to remember their first son, Michael] Xavier: This is Shaka...dingo. Blue Shirt Guy: He looks just like our Michael right after he got hit by that car. Xavier: Shakadingo, go hug your new mommy and daddy. Pink Shirt Woman: We're not ready for this. I can't... [Xavier's flashback intensifies] Xavier's Mom: Oh, can't pick you up, dear. Mommy's holding some raw meat. [transitions to the next scene where Xavier's Mom gets more offensive and dirty] Xavier's Mom: Mommy can't kiss your boo-boo! Still holding that raw meat from years ago. [transitions to the next scene where Xavier's Mom turns into a old hag and still keeping the rotten meat when Xavier graduated] Xavier's Mom: MEAT! Young Xavier: Close your legs, mother. You're embarrassing me. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
[Xavier sees Shamus doing terrible things at a orphan church school] Xavier: They've got this poor child pulling a train! It's time to cease the skeet and diddling and skedaddle and get you a new mommy and daddy. [Shamus sees Xavier coming by] Shamus: Fresh meat. Xavier: Look at this den of siniquity. Even the bibles are ribbed. But for whose pleasure? They even have a sex swing set and whoopee crayons! Just need to black you up. Flesh colored? How offensive. Oh, "Shiftless". This ought to get you black on track. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: Pills are just a psychotropic band-aid on a biochemical crutch. I took a pill once, and I woke up with a booty hole the size of a wine bottle, fat end first. Xavier: But did I whine? No, I turned to the bottle. And when I woke up from that, I met up with you fine folks to warn you about pills. Just walk it off. Your child is dead, and you can never, ever replace him. [gets an idea] That's it. I can replace him. Pink Shirt Woman: You can? Xavier: By the end of the day, you will have forgotten all about your dead turtle -- I mean son. [gasps] See? – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: A dead child is like pudding. The proof is in the fact that he probably looked like pudding when he got hit by that car. And I think it's time you be "pudding" his chocolate memory to rest. Blue Shirt Guy: Rest -- Oh, have one of the green ones. They'll help you rest. You want the rest? Huh? Xavier: No, I don't believe in pills. Pink Shirt Woman: There's a pill for that, too. Here. [Xavier's flashback intensifies] Young Xavier: My parakeet feeds her babies every day. How come I don't get no din-din? Xavier's Mom: Mommy loves only her pills. They stop my quivers! [Xavier's Mom vomits into Young Xavier's mouth] Young Xavier: Thanks, mommy! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
[Xavier sees the couple eating pills] Xavier: Don't fear! Help is on the right here. Blue Shirt Guy: No, no. No help needed. We're fine. Right, honey? Have another one, honey? Pink Shirt Woman: Just enjoying this beautiful weather, laying flowers where our son was killed. Xavier: And I suppose you blame yourselves for his death. I know I do. Blue Shirt Guy: We've just been a little depressed since he died. Pink Shirt Woman: [happily] I am a raging hellfire of rolling misery. That's what these pink ones are for. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: [narrating] This happy place holds magic meaning, for 'twaaaas my mother's nickname. Truckers, delivery guys, men coming in and out of the house all day called her the Grand Canyon, but I never knew why. It's just a great wide gash, spread open for the enjoyment of all to come inside as he pleases and pleasures. Often there's a donkey in there. Xavier: HEE-HUH?! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
[after the Priest beats Xavier] Shamus: You did a good job keeping our secret. [evil mode] Just don't ever tell nobody about what I do to you, or I cut your parts off and feed them to my teddy bear, Mr. Ruffles. Priest: Okay, just don't do those things to me bad place anymore. Shamus: I'll do what I want, got it? Priest: Yes, Shamus. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: Hail mary full of gays. Well, I say you're in, in my gaze. If you so much as think about touching that boy again, I'll so much as think about doing something about it. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
Priest: [pulls up cross-chucks] Forgive me, Father, as I make this poor soul... [beats Xavier] [Take that!] Priest: Sweet mother mary, shut your virgin eyes, as I force his arse to... [Taste the pain.] Priest: You are forgiven, my child. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: Where did you come across this child? My face? Ooh, nice. Priest: This is a poor orphan boy from the parish. They say he was a virgin birth. But every boy needs love. Xavier: Well, I never got any, and I think I turned out okay. [to Shamus] Here, wear this priest-proof chastity diaper so he can't catho-lick you no more. Priest: Well, I don't like what you're insinuatin'. Shamus: That thing is scarin' me. Xavier: [to Priest] Okay, your "hole-ness". Let me smell your fingers. Now you smell mine. Kid, you smell his nose while I check him for lies. [Xavier finds a bug inside of Priest's hair and ate it] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: Back away from the boy! Uncloven his hoove. This abuse will not stand down. You can't pope with his pooper fadre. [sniffs] Priest: [Irish accent] I don't know what you're sayin'. Xavier: [to Shamus] I'll get to your bottom of this. Show me on me what the bad man did to you. Did he make you go down on your knees for him? Shamus: Only when he prayed with me. Xavier: Sounds like you were his prey. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: I alone stride along to strive alone to unify all men in the greasy heat of my unifrier. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: A mantra is a soothing sonic reverberation through the throat, but it has no meaning, no significance. It's just the empty gibberitical sound of soul serenity, vibrations devoid of implicatorial importance. Xavier: There's no issues. Don't look for meaning because there is none, okay? Meditation just calms me down. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
[Chief checks with Assy to see how he's doing after getting hit by the bus] Chief: Damn it, Assy. You should have listened to me. But I'm glad you didn't. Some sicko's been stealing old people, selling them, using them as crash test dummies. Guess they're cheaper than the real thing. Chief: We just shut down the company. But now we got to find out who this sicko is. Nurse: Sir, visiting hours are over. [Chief kisses Assy before he leaves] Chief: [to Nurse] Bite me. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
Sanchez: Hey, Rudolpho, we really need to -- [sees Rudolpho jacking off at a dessert magazine] Sanchez: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOURSELF?! BRENDA! BRENDA, COME IN HERE! OH, FAT LITTLE PERV! [Brenda comes by] Sanchez: You did this to him. Honey, what's the matter? Brenda: It's Assy. He's in critical condition. Sanchez: Critical condition? Where is he? Which hospital? Brenda: Exeter General. Sanchez: Okay, I got to go. [Sanchez leaves] Brenda: WE STILL NEED TO TALK! – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
[Assy fires bullets at a shooting range] Assy McGee: You shall now walk again. Throw away your chair. Walk again! Mayor: Well, detective McGee, that's a nice grouping. Assy McGee: It's not a grouping. It's my calling. Mayor: A calling that could bring a lot of financially curious southern tourist to our fair city. Assy McGee: Not interested. Mayor: Well, then, what are gonna do? Assy McGee: Walk the earth healing paraplegics with the mysterious power of lead hollow points. [Assy gets hit by a bus] Mayor: Oh, that's nasty. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
Sanchez: This is great meatloaf, honey. Brenda: I want a divorce. Sanchez: So, have you heard from Rudolpho? Brenda: He's upstairs. Sacnhez: What did you tell him? Brenda: I told him you're dead. Sanchez: Well, I guess I'll go break him the good news. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
Chief: The hell you doing here? Assy McGee: I need to investigate Exeter general. Chief: Forget it! You're on suspension! Assy McGee: Someone's stealing old people! IT'S ALL THERE! JUST READ IT! Chief: Don't you get it, McGee? The last thing the force needs right now is your UGLY, PICKLED MUG BACK IN THE NEWSPAPERS! – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
Chief: [on phone] Then bleach it and skip dinner. I don't care as long as it's clean. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
Sanchez: Well, here we are, champ. You excited? They got canoe and don't forget we love you, no matter how much weight you lose or you don't lose. But try to work hard ad lose some weight, okay? [Rudolpho leaves to head to Fat Camp] Sanchez: [sighs] He ain't gonna lose a damn ounce. Brenda: DON! Sanchez: You want him to get the kid diabetes? HE'S ON A FAST TRACK FOR THAT! Brenda: I don't care about no diabetes. I just want him to be happy. Sanchez: Well, let me tell you something, Brenda -- Nothing about Fat Camp makes a kid happy. Brenda: Oh, ho, are you speaking from experience? Sanchez: YOU WANT TO GO DOWN THAT ROAD, HUH?! BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY A TERRIBLE CANDIDATE YOURSELF, PUMPKIN! Brenda: That's not what Gordon says, Sanchez: NOW IT'S "GORDON". HUH? It use to be "My Chiropractor Gordon". Sounds like he's looking for a new title! Brenda: Maybe you could lend him "WORLD'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE"! [Brenda kicks Sanchez out of the car] Sanchez: REAL CLASSY, YOU FAT BITCH! – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
Barber: You know that rash of car deaths Sanchez was yapping about -- Old people randomly slamming their cars into brick walls? Assy McGee: Yeah. Barber: I heard maybe they ain't so random. Assy McGee: Why should I believe a [bleep] tard, fruit-flamer, brokeback fuzz like yourself? Barber: A barber hears things. Assy McGee: Well, hear this -- If I go out and waste my time investigating this lead ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU'RE WASTING MY CLOCK, I'LL CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR! – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
Sanchez: I shoot I gotta go! Assy McGee: Who'd they partner you with? Sanchez: Nobody. I cashed in a couple of vacation days. I figured with Rudolpho off to camp, might be a good time for me and Brenda to work some stuff out. Assy McGee: Baseball Camp? Sanchez: Uh, no. He's not into -- Barber: Soccer? Sanchez: No, it's not really a, uh, a so -- Assy McGee: Band Camp? Sanchez: Oh, no he's -- Assy McGee: Theater Camp? Sanchez: Uh... Assy McGee: Astronaut Camp? Sanchez: I got to go. I'll talk to you later. Assy McGee: WHAT KIND OF CAMP IS IT, SANCHEZ?! – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 7 months ago
Barber: Damn, you got soft skin, Assy, smooth as a baby's bottom. Assy McGee: Don't get any ideas, Father. Sanchez: [to Assy] Well, you're finally off the frontpage, pal. Nothin' but a bunch of old people dying in car crashes. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 7 months ago

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