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Lil:
[muttering]

Johnny Tambourine:
Saul's been kidnapped by birdbats?!

Lil:
[muttering]

Johnny Tambourine:
And we have to rescue him?

Lil:
Unh-huh-hmm!

Robot:
Not interested.

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Fallopia:
Good morning, Johnny. I made some breakfast for you.

Johnny Tambourine:
STOP SMOTHERING ME! [slaps the breakfast out of Fallopia's hands]

Fallopia:
Smothering?!

Johnny Tambourine:
YOU HAVE BEEN SMOTHERING ME!

[everyone was arguably shouting when Robot and Lil came in]

Saul of the Mole Men  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Robot:
So what's it like having Johnny inside you?

Fallopia:
[kicks Robot] Robot! You dirty old man!

Robot:
It's not what you think. I'm a longstanding contributor to a highly respected biannual erotica journal.

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added 7 months ago

Lil:
Dad, we have to save Saul from that horrible monster!

Clancy:
[chuckling] The Birdbats aren't monsters, son.

Lil:
They're not?

Clancy:
Heavens, no. You see, monsters kill because they don't know any better, because they have to to survive. The Birdbats kill because they enjoy it. They're sociopaths.

Lil:
Oh.

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added 7 months ago

Clancy:
I've learned an important lesson today.

Lil:
Huh?

Clancy:
From now on, you're my first priority, Lil.

Lil:
Thanks, Dad.

Clancy:
Just wait. In a few days, those babies will take root, and I'll show you how to shave. [referring to the testicle monsters]

Lil:
Wow!

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added 7 months ago

Clancy:
Lil!

Lil:
Dad!

Clancy:
I came to apologize and to give you these.

[Clancy gives him old testicle monsters that are coughing]

Clancy:
They belonged to your grandfather.

Lil:
Dad, did you ever think maybe I wanted my own pair of testes and not Grandpa's wrinkled old sack?

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added 7 months ago

Lil:
We're out of time! I'm destined to be intersexed!

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added 7 months ago

[The testicle monsters turned into butterflies]

Lil:
Oh, no! They're metamorphosizing!

Saul:
Man, these balls sure have a lot of wrinkles.

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added 7 months ago

Bertrum:
I hereby dedicate this memorial to the heroic workers who have made the ultimate sacrifice for the success of Project Thunder Hole.

[another digger gets killed by a memorial statue]

Bertrum:
Thunder Hole! Whoo!

All:
Boo! Hiss!

Dr. Lawrence 'Brad' Perkins:
Word on the street is the casualty rate is too heavy.

Bertrum:
Well, what am I supposed to do about it?!

Dr. Lawrence 'Brad' Perkins:
I recommend we consult with Malone, the geologist. He may be able to devise a safer method for upwards digging.

Bertrum:
Fine! Bring him here, then.

Dr. Lawrence 'Brad' Perkins:
Uh...we're looking for him. In the meantime, I recommend you sign these personalized letters to the families of the crushed workers.

Bertrum:
I just made a whole speech! What do these people want from me?!

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added 7 months ago

Clancy's Wife:
Clancy?

Clancy:
Not now, honey! I'm --

Clancy's Wife:
Don't you "Not now" me. Lil has run away.

Clancy:
What?! But I-I-I --

Clancy's Wife:
That's right. Because you were too wrapped up in your crusade to take him testicle hunting.

Clancy:
But I --

Clancy's Wife:
Don't you "But I" me. You're so obsessed with saving mole society, you've forgotten how to be a father to your only child! Now he could end up a hermaphrodite! And isn't one of those enough for this family?!

Clancy:
You're right. I've been a fool. But don't worry. I've got a feeling I know where to find him.

[Clancy leaves]

Clancy's Wife:
Psst! Your, uh...tampon string is hanging out.

Clancy:
Ah. Thanks.

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added 7 months ago

Clancy:
Bob, how many more diggers have to die before you admit that you were wrong?

Bob:
406.

Clancy:
What's that? Can I ask how you arrived at that number?

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added 7 months ago

Gary Bunda:
What time did we tell everybody to get there?

Lee:
[whispers]

Gary Bunda:
My ass and testicles are blocking the door. Can you open a portal to another TV?

Lee:
[whispers]

Gary Bunda:
Not Troy's. What did we talk about? We gonna backtrack on all the work we did?

Lee:
[whispers]

Gary Bunda:
I'm not burning them. This is a char. I'm releasing the natural sugars. I don't need you to backseat cook me, okay.

Lee:
[whispers]

Gary Bunda:
It's really weird that nobody's wailing on my defenseless testicles right now. Oh, here it comes. Oh, god, they're starting. Ow, ow, ow! Oh, my nuts! My damn nuts!

[Gary actually sees he mistakenly burning the food on the grill]

Gary Bunda:
I am burning these.

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added 7 months ago

Satan:
Oh, hey, hey, hey! Where's the barbecue, boys?

Dizzay:
Well, I guess it's been canceled.

Satan:
Canceled? Why?

Dizzay:
Take a look.

[Satan sees Gary stuck inside the TV with his swollen balls]

Satan:
[laughs] They're really trying to work it out there, aren't they? And I had these prop balls made to mess with Gary.

Satan:
Troy, do you mind?

Troy:
I can probably get up if --

[Satan sits on Troy's swollen balls which it's close enough]

Satan:
A toast, to Gary and Lee. So, has anybody hit on that your-mother-sucks-ding-dongs-in-Hell chick yet?

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Everybody makes mistakes, Lee. Can you ever forgive me for not satisfying you sexually? [crying] I can get better at it. I can push more, I can...

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Lee and I are having a bit of a housewarming this weekend inside the TV, where we bone. I really hope you can stop by, Claude. Lee can pull you through the TV is she doesn't melt the rest of you first.

Claude:
If I do come, I'll take Troy's TV.

Gary Bunda:
Troy has a TV?

Claude:
Yeah.

Gary Bunda:
That's really interesting.

[Gary sees Troy's workplace to see if doesn't have love bondage with Lee]

Gary Bunda:
That's a pretty big TV. What is that, a 50-incher?

Troy:
Yeah. Something like that.

Gary Bunda:
That's pretty big. You gonna come by the barbecue on Saturday?

Troy:
Yeah, I think I'm gonna be pretty busy that day. Gary.

Gary Bunda:
That's really weird. You never turn down a party. And normally somebody turns around when somebody's talking to them.

[Troy reveals to Gary that he also makes out with Lee by showing his swollen balls]

Gary Bunda:
I knew I saw you buying a hoodie.

Troy:
We were gonna tell you after the barbecue.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Uh, you wanted to see me?

Satan:
Gary, get in here!

Gary Bunda:
You must be Lee. Been seeing her around the office.

Satan:
Troy tells me that you two are living together, inside a shack, inside your television?!

Gary Bunda:
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't blame Lee. She's got nothing to do with it. I talked her into it. And I'm just --

Lee:
[whispers]

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, I'm -- I'm -- I'm -- I'm -- I'm not sorry.

Satan:
What?

Lee:
[whispers]

Gary Bunda:
I'm your most valued employee, right?

Lee:
[whispers]

Gary Bunda:
I can't even, I cannot do this...

Gary Bunda:
Lee and I are a platonic team together and we, uh...

Lee:
[whispers]

Gary Bunda:
We're dating.

Satan:
[laughs] Go on and date her.

Gary Bunda:
What?

Satan:
I don't give a sh*t. You got some real balls on you, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
Yes, they are very swollen.

Satan:
Yeah, they are.

Gary Bunda:
I think I sat on a bee. They do look bigger, right?

Satan:
Listen, I didn't care about you two hooking up. I just said no inter-office romance because she's got that curse, you know?

Gary Bunda:
What curse?

Satan:
The curse where you get elephantitis of the nut-sac when you have sex with her.

Gary Bunda:
But we can be open about dating each other?

Satan:
Oh, my gosh, of course! Send out the invitations!

Gary Bunda:
Yes! We did it! I love you, baby. [accidentally bumps his swollen balls while hugging Lee] Oh, ah, okay, alright. I got like, accidentally hard and it makes them hurt worse.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Gary and Lee do sex inside of Lee's house on Gary's TV]

Troy:
I can still hear you through the TV!

Gary Bunda:
Hit mute, Troy!

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Gary and Lee does sex while everyone in the office works]

Gary Bunda:
Ohhh, here comes the soup.

Troy:
We can all hear every word that's coming out of your mouth!

Gary Bunda:
Mind your own business! I'm only in here. I'm filing difficult stuff with my co-worker.

Troy:
Filing your dick under the folder marked vagina?

Gary Bunda:
You're really distracting me in a bad way, Troy.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gary Bunda:
[whispers to Lee] I love you, too. I really do. But I think we're moving too fast. You're moving too fast. You are literally an unseeable blur.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

William:
[whispers to Gary] He thinks we're gonna have inter-office romance with that thing?

[Gary punches William]

Gary Bunda:
Say it again! Say it again! Call her a thing again! Call "her" a thing again! Who wants it?!

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Satan:
How are you ladies settling in?

Lee:
[whispers]

Satan:
Claude touched you?

Claude:
Wait, no! Uh, she touched me first. She melted my hand. I was just helping her set up her e-mail.

[Lee shows evidence by bringing the book "Leaves of Grass" and a condom that Claude handed out to her]

Satan:
Oh, Claude. Poetry and colored condoms? Gentlemen, I did a whole presentation on this, and inter-office romance is strictly forbidden.

Claude:
Well, I have a bombshell to drop. Gary moved the copier in front of his cube so that he and Lee --

[as Claude was about tattle the sex between Gary and Lee, Lee uses her body powers from her leg that grew an hand under the table by burning Claude's crotch]

Satan:
G-Gary, what's he talking about?

Gary Bunda:
I don't know. I don't know what's he's talking about, Satan! And now he's smoking, and I find it disgusting. [fake coughs]

Satan:
Gary's right, Claude. Please take the smoking down to the loading dock.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

[Regan the Demon Girl makes an important speech]

Regan the Demon Girl:
Your mother sucks ding-dongs in Hell. Your mother sucks ding-dongs in Hell. Your mother sucks ding-dongs in Hell. Your mother sucks ding-dongs in Hell. Your mother sucks...ding-dongs in hell.

Satan:
Thank you, Regan, for the very enlightening and informative presentation on what everybody's mothers have been doing, down here in Hell.

Troy:
I got nothing out of that.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Who's been digging into the pork wall? Haazim, I thought you guys were Muslims. Do I got to smell people's breath?

Haazim:
You did.

Gary Bunda:
I did this? [referring to the pork wall]

Haazim:
It's taken you many months, but this is almost all you.

[Gary grabs one of the pork]

Gary Bunda:
I just want to motorboat it. You guys are the luckiest group of people in this whole place.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 7 months ago

Troy:
Hi, honey. I'm Troy. You got a burger to go with that shake?

Regan the Demon Girl:
Your mother sucks ding-dongs in Hell!

Troy:
[paralyzed] What? You're right. She does, and I should go call her right now.

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added 7 months ago

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