Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #187

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Gary Bunda:
[voice breaking] Life gave me a second chance, alright? And I'm gonna do it better this time.

Geoff:
Are you gonna be religious? Huh? Now that you know what you know about how he died for your sins?

Gary Bunda:
Maybe. Sure. But do you remember that food-cart idea I had? This is my new religion.

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Gary Bunda:
I love Karen. I love that you love Karen. And I love Karen. I love Karen. But she's kind of a steamrolling bitch.

Geoff:
Excuse me?

Gary Bunda:
I mean -- No, I mean she's cool. She's cool. She's never believed in me, but she's cool. She's sweet, in her way. She's very mean in a fun way.

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Gary Bunda:
Look, everybody knows that we don't get along, right?

Geoff:
Yeah.

Gary Bunda:
So no one's gonna come looking for me if I'm staying with my step-brother...

Geoff:
No.

Gary Bunda:
...on his futon in his basement.

Geoff:
No. No, no, no, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
Hear me out. Hear me out. Hear me out. Look, look, look, look, right? Postcards. Take this postcard, put it up on the fridge, right? It all says I'm in Hawaii.

Geoff:
Yeah, this says Atlanta, Gary. They all say Atlanta.

Gary Bunda:
I know that. It's 'cause they don't sell Hawaii postcards in Atlanta, and I went and I told them, "You need something from every state, because you don't know where you're gonna be, and where you're gonna need to tell people that you are at."

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Gary Bunda:
I got bible pages taped to my legs, I put garlic in my shoes, and I've got pie pans on my feet because Satan can't see through lead.

Geoff:
Isn't that Superman? Superman can't see through lead?

Gary Bunda:
I'm pretty sure that Satan has it, as well.

Geoff:
Are those even lead?

Gary Bunda:
It's close enough.

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Gary Bunda:
Geoff! Gary's back in tow-ow-ow-ow-ow-n.

[Geoff concerned]

Gary Bunda:
They can't find me, dude, alright? They don't know their ass from their elbow down there.

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[Dizzay sees Kamal's hand-burnt dicks]

Dizzay:
Is that my dick on your hand?

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Claude:
Is that Psyklone?

Kamal:
And the Thin Twins, yes.

Claude:
I'm gonna go introduce myself.

Dizzay:
Man, are you crazy? Sit your ass down.

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[One of the Thin Twins burning the rock]

Kamal:
He's burning that rock. That rock was already on fire!

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Gary Bunda:
I've had the Sherbet, I've had the Cherry-Chocolate Chip, I've had the Black Raspberry, I've had the Rum Raisin, I've had the Vanilla, I've had the Caramel Swirl, I've had the Strawberry Pistachio. It's like the nut, right? Does it have any nuts in it? I don't remember.

Ice Cream Man:
You've burned through all of our sample spoons.

Gary Bunda:
Why don't you just, uh, rinse a couple of these off, huh? How hard is that?

Gary Bunda:
The samples are free, though, right?

Ice Cream Man:
Yes.

Gary Bunda:
See, that's where I got you legally. Please bear with me, and let me get just one more run of all of them.

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[Satan tries to bring back Gary by using Gary's Summon word]

Satan:
Schmickler83. Schmickler83! Nothing.

Kamal:
[nervously] Maybe his file is corrupt.

Satan:
Only your buddy, Gary? Only his files are corrupted?

Kamal:
Yeah.

Satan:
Why don't I believe you, Kamal?

Kamal:
Please, don't turn my hands into dicks, whatever you do. I just don't want -- Please --

[Satan turns Kamal's hands into dicks]

Satan:
I turned them into flaming dicks, but the dicks are burning already. And...I'm distracted. I'm sorry. That -- They should've just been regular dicks. I'm sorry they're burnt.

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Dizzay:
Well, don't piss on me. That's wide open over there.

Kamal:
I'm sorry, but I really can't piss unless someone is watching.

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Benji:
Yeah, the Gary's completely M.I.A. They dredged the lake of lost souls for him.

Spider:
Lagooooon...[laughs]

Benji:
Nope. He's not in The Diarrhea Lagoon, either. I'm telling you, I'm worried about the guy. [chuckles] Hey, what are doing back there?

Spider:
Eggs. [laughs]

Benji:
[laughs] Laying eggs? Okay, then.

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Claude:
What the hell! You're eyes should've been ripped out hours ago!

Eddie:
I know, I know. I was able to chew my legs off by myself, but I-I can't get my teeth around my eyes.

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Satan:
Grand-prize winner of Soul-apalooza is...Gary.

Satan:
I'm [tiger roar] with you. It's Claude. Yeah, baby.

Claude:
It's all for you, Satan.

Satan:
Come get the water, man. All the water you can take. I mean drink. Have you ever been waterboarded?

Claude:
What?

[Claude starts to get waterboarded in the office]

Satan:
Yeah. Has anyone done this before? Wikipedia keeps taking the instructions down.

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[Gary's voice mail on Kamal's phone]

Gary Bunda:
I'm sorry, K-dawg. I couldn't steal Claude's souls. They were right there for me to take, like a bunch of innocent young girls, alright, but it's just not the Gary Way.

Gary Bunda:
I'm back up top. I've still got a couple of hours left. Satan never specified they had to be human souls, so this guy's going to the pet store. Booyah-ka-sha!

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[Kamal gives Gary a USB hard drive of a severed thumb version]

Gary:
[screams] No! What did you do to him? What did you do?

Kamal:
[laughs] It's a thumb drive. Get it? Like thumb? Like, look.

Gary Bunda:
That's so cute.

Kamal:
It is a real thumb, though.

[Gary drops the thumb drive]

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Kamal:
I came here, and somebody helped me, showed me around, cushioned the blow, and that person was you, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
It was me.

Kamal:
Yeah, it was you, and that's the problem. You're too damn nice.

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Kamal:
Remember me when I got here? I was Muslim. No virgin, no date tree, no river of milk.

Gary Bunda:
Just a bunch of dirty milk in the field.

Kamal:
It's not -- It's clean milk, Gary.

Gary Bunda:
Fish just flopping around --

Kamal:
There's no fish in the milk, Gary. You're overlooking the virgins and dates.

Gary Bunda:
Virgins aren't good in bed. Dates are dumb apples.

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Gary Bunda:
Well, I still got four more hours left, and this gonna be one hell of a horse race, boy, 'cause I'm riding a cheetah.

[cuts to the next scene where Gary lays down on the floor in misery in Kamal's office]

Kamal:
Okay, so what? Claude has a few thousand souls.

Gary Bunda:
680,000 souls. He's so much better than me. He's so much more traditionally handsome.

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Claude:
"Gary -- I farted, " And that's multiple times throughout the day out loud to various people you didn't know. It's also written in there, just "Pfft."

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Claude:
Someone named Gary Coolboobs signed up for our service. I wonder who that could be.

Gary Bunda:
I'm not Gary Coolboobs, but if I was, then I wouldn't want someone to be reading my private thoughts.

[The Swaggerchat website literally copy Gary's words while he talks]

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Claude:
Swaggerchat.com. I created it. It tweets transcripts of your conversations in exchange for your soul. You see, no one ever reads the terms and conditions.

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Kyle:
How do I get to earth?

Kamal:
I can take care of that.

[Kyle transported]

Gary Bunda:
Just like I felt a gust of wind.

Kamal:
Yeah. Look, I just send him to the middle of China.

Gary & Kamal:
[laughter]

Gary Bunda:
Seriously, though, keep track of him because he seemed pretty into it.

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Kamal:
Gary, you know you're not supposed to bring mortals down here.

Gary Bunda:
Ah, this is Kyle. He is a definite maybe. What do you say, my big boy? Huh, you like it?

Kyle:
I'll think about it.

Gary Bunda:
[menacing] That's not what you said at the Slipknot show.

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