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[Roostre and Spider go on a jetpack ride] Roostre: Man, Isn't this cool? Who else you know that has these jet packs? No one, man, nobody but your old buddy Roostre. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Shark opens his hidden stash from his lair and notices that his golden Skillet necklace is stolen] Shark: And stupid retard. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Shadowy Figure: [warbling voice] Peanut Cop: What? I don't understand [chuckles] a thing you're saying, man. Do you have any idea what you sound like? "Blah blah blah blah." [wheezes] That's what you sound like in my head. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Peanut Cop: [grabs beer on the floor] You're my liquor god. [Peanut gets shots by a tranquilizer dart] Peanut Cop: Ow! Ohh...mmh! That...was...awesome. [Peanut gets shot by another tranquilizer dart] Peanut Cop: Ow. Could I get a couple more of these, please? [laughs] [Peanut Cop gets shot by several tranquilizer darts] Peanut Cop: I don't even see you, man, but thank you. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Peanut and Liquor finally went back to the Liquor Store] Liquor: Hey, I just came from here. Peanut Cop: You did? What, I did? Liquor: Yeah. You did. Peanut Cop: Ok. Look. I got to get something to wash down this beer with, my alcohol. [wheezes] If, uh, if something catches fire, I'm gonna be here in here, so don't call me. [wheezes] Or do. I don't-- Who cares? What am I gonna do about it? – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Green Sweatered Woman destroy a bone that Skillet threw] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Wow. Jumpy little whore. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Eye: I thought you were my friend. [Second Eye hits Eye] Eye: Ow. Right in the eye. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Woman: Noooo! My baby! Oh, god! [grabs beer from her carriage] Oh, my baby. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Peanut Cop: [to Liquor] You take the wheel, and I'm gonna sing the song. Ding-Dinga-Ding-Ding-Ding-Dinga-Ding-Ding. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Liquor: Why are we stopping? Peanut Cop: Watch this. [Peanut shoots the electric wires, electrifying the worker who was working on the utility pole] Peanut Cop: That's how I get jobs. [wheezes] BOOM! Ha Ha! Somebody better call me. Liquor: Are you drunk? Peanut Cop: You're not. [wheezes] Liquor: Maybe I should drive drunk. Ha Ha. It looks terrifying... [looks at the audience] to others. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[after Shark gets done dragging himself to his office with one of his fins] Shark: So, what's going on? Rectangular Businessman: We were just watching you slither across the floor like the begging, broken dog you are...bitch. Shark: I didn't ask you, did I? Rectangular Businessman: No. You didn't, but I answered. Shark: I'm trying to talk to the Clock, so if you could shh your way clear to shutting up... Rectangular Businessman: I told him about your little slideshow and about how boring your car is and about how dumb you are. In fact, you are the dumbest one I know. Shark: You're the one who put all the clothes in the closet like an idiot. Rectangular Businessman: That idea was genitoid. Even your mama liked it. Shark: You know, hanging out with you used to be fun. What happened to us? [Clock disseapers] Rectangular Businessman: Hey, there he goes. Where do you think he's going? Shark: This isn't over. I'm gonna come up with something, and your square ass is gonna wish I didn't. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Mm, this is some good meat. Haven't had meat like this since The Meat Wars -- Meat against Bone. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Rectangular Businessman: [to Clock] And if you don't stop him, he's going to destroy this whole town. I should be the president. I am the best. We were on the same school bus, remember? – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Peanut Cop: Dude check it out. Ha Ha! I'm a fireman. Liquor: Can I get a lift? Peanut Cop: Uh, ok. Which way am I going again? Liquor: You're going to Downton. Peanut Cop: [pauses] ...Is there a fire there? Liquor: You want there to be? There could be? Peanut Cop: Oh, then you better get in-- [laughs] because I don't know how to work any of this stuff. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Peanut Cop: Seriously, could I-- Could I try some shoes on? [stifled laughter] My head is freezing. Enough of this crap. [pulls out a bomb] I said give me the shoes. [laughs] Or else this place is going up. [laughs] Peanut Cop: Can I smoke this in here? [smokes a cigar while lighting the bomb] Too late. [Peanut escapes when the hat store exploded] Peanut Fireman: Wow. Who did that? Me? Nice. I wish the police would come, [stifled laugh] 'cause I'm a fireman. [laughs] I don't have any water. [Peanut spits the fire by using it as water] Peanut Fireman: That doesn't seem to be working. [spits] Uhh. God, I wish I could help. [laughs] – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Peanut Cop: Seriously, who's got some shoes? [stands on the cash register] Does anybody work here? Do I -- Do I work here? Excuse me. Could I get some hats? [laughs while tripping on counter] Peanut Cop: [pulls his gun out] Nooo. Ha. I am such a dick. – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Peanut went to the hat store] Peanut Cop: Uhh. Look at this one. That one looks nice, too. [stifled laughter] It feels like I'm staring at thousand of shoes. [laughs] – 12 oz. Mouse Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Gary gets crushed by a big wall, after giving apologies to Benji] Satan: NOOOOOO! GARY! Ga-- No! NO! When somebody comes to hell, you think they're gonna be forever. [sobs] [cuts to the next scene in Satan's office shows everything that happened from the beginning of the episode was actually a scripted episode they made by Satan and the other demons they've been acting this entire time while watching from Satan's TV] Satan: You see this? Never be afraid to show your emotions, even if they're fake. You taught me that. Benji: That's how you win a pair of these! Best Short-form Supernatural Reality Show Unscripted, baby! Gary Bunda: I don't really understand how I don't win an Emmy for my own damn show. Benji: If these walls could talk? Right, Satan? Or more like if this shelf could shut up. Am I right? [laughing] [cuts to next scene where Gary is turned into a shelf after getting crushed from a big wall] Gary Bunda: I'm a man, not a shelf. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Satan and the demons start a ceremony for Benji] Satan: [reads] Benji was so many things to so many people -- A thoughtful helper to his co-workers, beloved weatherman to his fans. He didn't deserve to be slain in his prime. I'd say he's in a better place, but I'm not sure where the hell you go from here. [Gary shows up for the ceremony for Benji] Gary Bunda: [sobbing] It was an accident. I didn't want to do it. I did it for the TV. Satan: Get out of here! You're not welcome here! Gary Bunda: [sobbing] Can I just go and say goodbye one last time? Satan: Bought a big wall 'cause I thought you'd be killing more demons, you know, between duck sliders. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Decoy Benji: Hello, there. I like to molest young boys. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
[Gary and Lexi sees Benji acting on Gary's show with a kitchen celebrity] Benji: Oh! Hey, Gary. I'm just here with "Gunshow's" Kevin Gillespie making Devil Went Down to Georgia Deviled Eggs. Gary Bunda: That's redundant, you child-molesting demon! Hit it! [the kitchen suddenly pulls out curtains that shows symbols of wards by making a trap for Benji this entire set up] Benji: Gary? Producer Woman: [to Gary] Kill him. [Gary shoots Benji in the foot] Producer Woman: Shoot him in the head! You've got more bullets. Kill him. [Benji randomly explodes] Gary Bunda: WHAT?! Wh-- What happened? Lexi: You did it! You killed him, Gary! Gary Bunda: But I shot him in the foot! Producer Woman: You shot Benji with a silver bullet dipped in wolf urine blessed by the pope. You said they were demon-killing bullets. Gary Bunda: I MADE THAT SHT UP! Producer Woman:* Well, how does it make you feel? You know, to kill your best friend? Gary Bunda: I don't want to be filmed right now! I don't want to be filmed! Okay? Alright? I just -- I need -- I need like five minutes, okay? [voice breaking] I think I might have killed my best friend. Producer Woman: Take all the time you need. [to Boom Operator quietly] Get him. Kevin Gillespie: Does anybody want to try the eggs? Gary Bunda: [slaps the dish] GO AWAY, KEVIN! I'm so sorry, Kevin Gillespie of "Gunshow." Were those the hero eggs? Kevin Gillespie: Yeah. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Gary Bunda: [on phone] We are doing a super-fun, sinful fettuccine episode, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to come co-host. Benji: [on phone] I don't think I could get out of work for that long. Gary Bunda: Yeah, I know, and that's why I went ahead and I whipped you up a decoy. I bet it will get a lot more work done than you do. Gary & Benji: [laughing] Gary Bunda: I'm just busting your balls. [laughs] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Gary Bunda: I smell sulfur. It's either a Denver omelette or a demon. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago
Gary Bunda: [on phone] Hey, buddy. How you doing, Benji? What's the deal, man? You left me at the hellmouth. Benji: [scoffs] Spare me. Your makeup team is blowing it, by the way. Not that I watch your show. I mean, who does? Gary Bunda: 175,000 people watch my show, Benji, as a matter of fact, on the Haunt Network, alright? Which is channel 147. Benji: Yeah, well, I just be used to be the number-one weatherman in Charlotte for 11 years straight before the FBI raided my basement. But what do I know? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 8 months ago

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