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Tiffany: It's just that I know that I can do so much more than ads for Stool Softener. Gary Bunda: And that's why you have been chosen to take Satan's life story to the stage. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Tiffany: When I sold my soul for a career in basic cable, Satan promised me a big break. For 12 years, people have yelled "Getting soft down there!" at me. Gary Bunda: Well, it's closer to 20, but -- – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gary Bunda: Boogety-boogety! Tiffany: I saw you crouching in the back. Gary Bunda: I suck at this! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Tiffany: If makeup is applying fake blood to your breasts and your buttocks, you can bet your bottom dollar that both of those will appear in the shot. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Chrous Student #1: Were you ever in any movies? Tiffany: That wasn't really my trip. My breasts did appear in "Aerobicide 2", though I was told that they would be framed out. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Tiffany: I took eight Intestillax supporters, because acting is not pretend. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gary Bunda: So, you mean to tell me that this this..."musical" is gonna open up on... [singing] broadwaaaaaaaaay? Claude: No. Didn't say that. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Claude: Gary, you know what dazzles? Broadway...musical. Gary Bunda: You know what we could do is we could talk to those "rent" guys, 'cause they're down here, right? 'Cause they died of AIDS. [Claude not amused] Gary Bunda: I didn't really want to say it out loud, 'cause AIDS will come find you. Claude: AIDS won't...find you if you say it. Gary Bunda: It's like "Nightmare on Elm Street." Claude: No. Gary Bunda: Finds you in your dreams. AIDS comes. Claude: What are you talking about? Gary Bunda: Can't go to sleep. Claude: It's a disease. Gary Bunda: Oh, okay. I thought it was, like, a body insect. Claude: You're a f*ing moron, and you're annoying me right now, okay? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell** Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gary Bunda: You know how Satan says that I need to ramp it up a bit? Well, you follow hockey, right? Claude: No. Gary Bunda: Check it out. Look at this. Claude: "Hail Satin"? You mean, like, the material? Gary Bunda: I take this to the hockey playoffs. The camera cuts to me, right? And I'm like [grunting] showing the sign, right? Got my shirt off, right? Then I blow my brains out with a shotgun. Start a whole chain of people thinking that that is a cool thing to do. Claude: Gary...please. Um, don't take this personally. But nobody wants to imitate a doughy, ugly...dumb, 33-year old...loser. It's just not aspirational. Gary Bunda: Well, the thing is, is that I don't think I can return this wig. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Claude: What can I do for you? I'm very, very busy. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Claude: I've been having these weird dreams recently. Uh-huh. No, it's like I'm in my high school, but it's it is my high school, and that's the weird thing, 'cause it's -- – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Claude: What part of "I want those testicles crushed" do you not understand? And I want it done with an anvil this time. Claude: What do you mean you can't find an anvil? They have them in cartoons all the time. Just get it done, or I'm gonna crush your nuts with an anvil. And I'll be able to get that signed off by the big guy. Don't you worry. Claude: By the way, how's your wife, man? Yeah, she's gorgeous. Tig ol' bitties. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Satan: Turns out that there was one real name on your soul sheet. Gary Bunda: Sweet. Satan: This is your mother's maiden name right? [Satan shows the password "Schmickler38" which shows that Gary's Mom would used so Satan can summon his Mom with her password] Gary Bunda: Mom? Gary's Mom: Aaaaaaah! Gary Bunda: Mama, no! Gary's Mom: Aaaaaaah! Gary Bunda: Stop yelling! Stop yelling! You're embarrassing me! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[Gary transports to a supremacist cult] Gary Bunda: Please, do you have an aspirin? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Satan: Did you lose your summon word again? Gary Bunda: No. Absolutely not. I would never do that. Claude: It sure looks like it. Gary Bunda: Claude, you Judas -- – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[Gary Bunda randomly teleports to a church] Gary Bunda: Oh, no. [The Preist shakes holy water onto Gary] Priest: Dominus Santi! Gary Bunda: Ow! Ow! Priest: Christi Crux Est Mea Lux! Gary Bunda: Ow! Ow! Stop it! How did you get my summonword? Priest: Leftover Salmon message boards! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Satan: It's ripped. There's a piece missing. Where is it? Gary Bunda: Oh, no sorry. I got that. [Gary realizes he left his card again while teleporting back from the teenager's house] Gary Bunda: There's a hole in my pants. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
[Satan sees one of their names from the petition that stole Gary's wallet but wrote their names into a different kind of way while getting high] Satan: Foghorn Leghorn and Stewie from "Family Guy." Gary Bunda: Big gets. Satan: You stupid [tiger roar]. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Spencer: Demon, I command thee to get me a Ferrari Enzo filled with $2 million dollars in small bills. Gary Bunda: I changed my summon word. And you're condemned to Hell, 'cause this wasn't about pandas at all. [laughs] Boo-yah. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Claude: Gary, I did it. I changed you summon word. Gary Bunda: Yeah! Yeah! Claude, you're the man! Yeah! Claude: I made it simple. It's your mother's maiden name and the year you were born. Gary Bunda: Alright, so...Schmickler83. Got it. Let me just write that down. Claude: You shouldn't really write that down. It's...It's maiden name and year you were born. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Justin: What is your clipboard for? Gary Bunda: What? Huh? Justin: The clipboard! Why? Gary Bunda: Oh, um it's a...petition against the drilling of pandas for...oil. Spencer & Justin: Oh yeah. Justin: We heard about that. Gary Bunda: Good, because the media's really trying to cover it up -- The drilling of bears. So you should give that a sign. Spencer: Oh, yeah, absolutely. Gary Bunda: Yeah, keep signing it. Yeah, both of you. Justin: Hey, wait a minute, dude. Spencer: Save the pandas! Justin: That's not paper. It's skin. Gary Bunda: Oh, don't worry about it. You have to use the, uh, skin -- The skin from the bears in the paper. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Spencer: I wanted to give you back your wallet. Gary Bunda: What? Spencer: Yeah. Gary Bunda: With the S-word, too? Spencer: Yeah. Gary Bunda: Dude! Spencer: Yeah. I thought I'd forget it so I got it tattooed right there. [chuckles] Gary Bunda: [thinking] Take the leg. Take the leg. Take the leg! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Gary Bunda: Just chill out nerds! And check out what the G-man's brought to the party, bros. Yeah! It's a bong. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago
Spencer: Yo! Moose knuckle! Where have you been? Justin: Yeah, bro. And explain to me what's wrong with this essay. "The Poems of Maya Ange...lou"? Gary Bunda: You said you wanted to be 12 pages. Justin: Not in 72-point font, bro! I can't turn this in! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Movie Quote	added 10 months ago

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