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Gary Bunda:
Right over here is where Jeffery Dahmer used to sit until they made him crawl up inside own penis.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Gary Bunda:
And with your signature, there's gonna be loads of things that become available, like the fun zone!

[shows the Fun Zone as a broken place]

Gary Bunda:
With the cellphone pictures, I'm gonna have to say no. It's the one rule we got. I said it before, and I can --

Kyle:
What's that?

[cuts to the scene where an employee is tied up with a giant spider]

Gary Bunda:
We better go.

[The Spider then masturbates as he watches them]

Gary Bunda:
And we're walking.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Lucas:
You're telling me I'm gonna get $100,000 and all I have to do is burn in hell for an eternity?

Gary Bunda:
That's all you have to do.

Lucas:
Where do I sign?

Gary Bunda:
Oh, thank you! Thank you so much! Oh, yes. Just sign right there.

Lucas:
No, dumbass. Do you understand I have a chance to win $1 million, and all I have to do is click on this ad for swaggerchat.com?

Gary Bunda:
Swaggerchat.com? What does that do?

Lucas:
It tweets transcripts of all your conversations. [reads on computer] "Lucas -- It tweets transcripts of all your conversations." Boom. That just blasted on the worldwide web.

Gary Bunda:
Dude, that sounds, uh, awesome. What is a tweet?

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
I got you triple sec. They only had coconut, but -- [sees Dizzay selling a soul from a homeless man] Diz! Come on, man. You saw me talking to him.

Dizzay:
I didn't see your name on him.

Gary Bunda:
It's rude to write your name on a human.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Young Wife:
Don't you want juicy? Yes, you do.

Gary Bunda (as Baby):
You know, actually, I'm good on juice. You know, Satan loves kids, and not just to eat. And if you could maybe hit my ass with that wet wipe over there, we could talk about if Hell's right for you.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

[Gary Bunda tries to convince old people at a retirement home]

Gary Bunda:
Who wants to be young again? Imagine all night at the club, drinking and dancing, pretty, tight, young people grinding against you, you know? I mean, not so much him, but there's a clipboard going around.

[cuts to the next scene where he get kicked out at the retirement home showing the security guard that the old people have tried to sign they're souls]

Gary Bunda:
You can tell a lot about a person by their handwriting. I'm sorry. I'll give you your space.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Gary Bunda (as Jeff Smith):
Young lady! Young lady! Have you considered selling your soul to the devil?

Dizzay (as Young Woman):
Yo, I was gonna ask you the same thing. Come on, man.

Gary Bunda (as Jeff Smith):
Diz, I'm working undercover, too. Oh, hey, guy. Hey, guy. What if I could make you're wildest dreams come true? And you're Benji.

Dizzay:
We already got this mall staked out, playa.

Gary Bunda:
You serious about that?

Dizzay:
Ay, you better watch your tone with me.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Knock knock.

Claude:
Can I help you?

Gary Bunda:
The Hellmouth's open.

Claude:
Yeah. I'll get up there this afternoon. I got to go talk to H.R.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, is it sexual-harassment claim?

Claude:
No.

Gary Bunda:
I had to do that with the masturbating spider from...and then guess who they sent to interview me.

Claude:
The masturbating spider.

Gary Bunda:
Then he held me down, and he, like, masturbated all over me. And I was like, "Guys, this is a conflict of interest."

[Gary then steals Claude's stapler]

Claude:
Bring that back.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Satan:
You all have 24 hours up on earth to harvest as many souls as you can.

Satan:
First place -- All the sweet, sweet water you can drink. And for the rest of you, a slumber party in the break room.

Gary Bunda:
Break room sucks.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

[Satan sees the water dispenser has been drank half of it]

Satan:
Looks about a gallon low there, Eddie.

Eddie:
Oh, no, it's, uh, it's hot down here, sir. It's probably evaporation.

[Satan gives Eddie the dead eyes]

Eddie:
Okay. Maybe I took a tiny, tiny sip.

[Eddie explodes through disappointment]

Satan:
I'm sorry, where was I?

Claude:
Positive reinforcement.

Satan:
Positive reinforcement. Thank you, Claude.

Claude:
You're very welcome.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Satan:
I'm sure you've all heard the rumors by now about the possible layoffs. They're not true.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
You guys want the inside line on what's going on in today's meeting?

Dizzay:
What?

Gary Bunda:
Layoffs.

Dizzay:
Man, be for real. Ain't no layoffs coming.

Gary Bunda:
Layoffs, and they're doing it by weight. So I think I'm gonna be the first one. That's what Claude said. I've been eating dirt and rocks like a chicken does for, like, digestion 'cause it's making me heavier.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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[Gary torturing by cooking Eddie]

Gary Bunda:
God, you smell awful. Cooking you. Who's gonna eat you? That's my question. It's gonna [goat bleats] be me, isn't it?

Gary Bunda:
"Here, Gary. Have a whole bunch of Eddie, covered in stinky, old jalapeno mayonnaise and big chunks of black bread from the viking era."

Gary Bunda:
Mmm. Actually, you know what? Now that I'm, like, talking about it -- With a good, whole-grain mustard.

Gary Bunda:
I knew we should've put some rosemary underneath your tits.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Satan:
"Hail Stan"?

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Gary Bunda:
[to Claude on phone] I wish you could've been there for the thing that you made me write, choreograph, and rehearse for three weeks.

Claude:
Sorry, guy. Dinner ran late. [hangs up]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Gary Bunda:
[to Claude on phone] Yeah, you guys missed a whale of a show.

Eddie:
Is that Claude? Tell him I said hi!

Gary Bunda:
Shh! Shut up! Shut up! Cook!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Okay, this is what we're gonna do. You're gonna stall them, alright? Make them think we're doing "Grease" or something. And then -- Oh, we're gonna show them a show unlike they ain't never seen before!

Lance:
Is that a shotgun?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah. Alright. Now, in act three, after the rumble thing at the boardwalk...

Lance:
Mm-hmm.

Gary Bunda:
...you're gonna take this shotgun, you're gonna say, "Satan, it's all for you!" Then you're gonna blow your brains out!

Lance:
I-I'm not gonna do that.

Gary Bunda:
Yes, you are.

Lance:
No, that's not in "Grease."

Gary Bunda:
You're not gonna -- You don't want to do this?

Lance:
No. Who are you?

Gary Bunda:
[groans]

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Chorus Student #1:
What key we doing "Beauty School Drop-Out" in?

Coach Lindsay:
Sweet pea, the only key I'm concerned with is the key to the equipment cage.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Coach Lindsay:
Now, this Friday, we are doing "Grease." So, for homework, y'all need to memorize this dvd.

Josh:
How are we supposed to know who's playing what character?

Coach Lindasy:
Good eye. You're Travolta. You're the slut. You're the mousy one turns into a slut at the end.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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[Tiffany shows the principal a satanic themed play]

Principal Jerry:
May I ask what this is?

Tiffany:
It's my new musical.

Principal Jerry:
Tiffany, I cannot allow you to stage a satanic-themed musical in a public high school. I'm sorry.

Tiffany:
You don't like what I have to say, Jerry?

Principal Jerry:
What's wrong with doing "Grease"? People like "Grease."

Tiffany:
Oh, I have had it with you noncreatives! I am out of here, and you can suspend me with pay.

[Principal Jerry was not amused that Tiffany was acting out leaving the room begging to accept her play]

Principal Jerry:
Okay. Let's do that.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Claude:
Think you can comp us some tickets?

Gary Bunda:
Absolutely, yeah. You want, uh, plus-one? Plus-two?

Claude:
Plus-202.

Gary Bunda:
I'm not really sure if the media room can hold all that. Do you think you guys can, like, double it up?

Claude:
What do you mean, like, two to a set? What does that...how would that work?

Gary Bunda:
It's easy you know? You sit on top of each other.

Claude:
Are...what the f*** are you talking about?

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Josh:
Baby, I don't think I'm gonna be able to sneak out tonight. I've..I've got that science-fair project, and Mom and Dad keep asking me about all that jewelry you bought me.

Tiffany:
Fine. You know what? Just stay home. Be a little boy. Because what I need is a man.

Josh:
Okay. Alright. Later.

Tiffany:
Oh, you know what? Just [cat meows] go! Now!

Josh:
I am. I-I'm going.

Tiffany:
No, wait! Do you need a ride? Wait, no! I think I'm pregnant!

[Tiffany sees a man looking at her confused]

Tiffany:
WHAT THE [cat meows] ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

Gary Bunda:
Actually, you know, I always thought that, like, demon and reamin' were a good rhyme scheme.

Tiffany:
Okay.

Gary Bunda:
Do you know, getting, like, reamed? Like, up your ass? You know, when you get reamed by three demons -- When it's a triple-team reamin'?

Gary Bunda:
[singing while playing piano] I'm screamin' from my triple demon reamin'

Gary Bunda:
It's..It's a thing. I just get reamed a lot in hell, so it's -- I guess "Write what you know." That's what they say.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

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Tiffany:
It's just that I know that I can do so much more than ads for Stool Softener.

Gary Bunda:
And that's why you have been chosen to take Satan's life story to the stage.

– Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell  Movie Quote

added 10 months ago

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