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Joe McCarthy:
Witches and Wizards need to be hunted hard, or else they'll outnumber us regular guys and turns us all into party slaves.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Joe McCarthy:
Hey, come here, Baby Cakes.

Baby Cakes:
[gasps] You know my name, Joe?

Joe McCarthy:
Sure. You're the real messiah the Jews are waiting for. But that's not what I came here to talk about.

Baby Cakes:
[happily] I never want to talk about that.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Baby Cakes:
Whoa! Yeah! Look at your f***ing whiskers!

British Moustache Guy:
Oh, capital observation, Lord Cakes! Shall we sally forth, old chap?

Baby Cakes:
[chuckles] What the f*** are you even saying?

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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[Crystal does a presentation about Joe McCarthy]

Crystal:
In the 50s, the Cold War between Russia and America was so fiery, we Americans began to suspect ourselves of being communists. Now, this fear was personified by Senator Joe McCarthy, who actually held trials accusing whomever he pleased of being communist. Now, these trials became known as the Witch Hunts.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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[Frank challenges Steve by quizzing him into history cards]

Frank Smith:
November 1, 1950 --

Steve Smith:
Truman assassination attempt.

Frank Smith:
King John --

Steve Smith:
Magna Carta.

Frank Smith:
Aah! Okay, I'm just gonna read silently.

Steve Smith:
William Kunstler.

Frank Smith:
HEY! SHUT IT!

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Baby Cakes:
[to Steve and Frank] Man, y'all really really should marinate, like those snakes that get tasty from being in jars together.

Pony:
No, B.C., those are pickles. You get so confused.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Frank Smith:
Pony, mark my words -- He will f*** you over.

Baby Cakes:
[to Steve and Frank] Man, you two have crazy tension. You know, maybe you should marinate in each other's lives a little.

Frank Smith:
Baby Cakes, you're an idiot.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Steve Smith:
You got to admit, last night...was kind of funny.

Frank Smith:
No, I won't admit it. What you did to me was...bad people stuff.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Surfer God:
Okay, everybody, listen up! The Seventh Commandment is...Kill Your Parents.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Pony's Mom:
Ponita, you should get this nice scarf. It'll make you look like Virgin Mary.

Pony:
[mad]

Pony's Mom:
Oh, a thousand pardons. You know what to do, not me. You're the Mom now.

Lady:
[whispers to another lady] It's God's Bitch -- The Bitch of God.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Baby Cakes:
The commercial worked! I got 1,000 orders! I don't know what to do!

Professor Cakes:
What?! You put out an ad for a product that I didn't have licensed yet!

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Pony:
Oh, hi. Excuse me, God. So, my Mom had this stupid idea that I should ask you out [laughs nervously] and I should just -- Could you just tell her she's crazy?

Surfer God:
Nah. She ain't crazy.

[Surfer God makes Pony's belly pregnant]

Pony:
DID YOU JUST MADE ME PREGNANT?! DUDE!

Surfer God:
That's how God does dating, chickadee. [leaves upwards]

Pony:
MOM!

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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[Frank watches All The President's Mean while using the Haardvark]

Frank Smith:
Yo, big bad be trip dick. Hear my dog, blue pipe? Yeah, my connect be all dark dip. He be deep down in that throat like a sunk boat. But, yo, it all yo-yo. So, yo.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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[Surfer God shows Steve a flashback on why he hates him]

Steve Smith:
Oh, my god. How did I forget that?

Surfer God:
I made brains wonky. I left out key parts. You can't put the banana in a banana nut bread once it's just nut bread. Know what I mean?

Steve Smith:
Uh, so, just the Beach Boys were murders, not all surfers.

Surfer God:
Yeah, man. Yeah.

Steve Smith:
Well...I feel great.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Steve Smith:
Alright, Steve. Just build a little shack, put a woman in there -- You'll be alright.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Surfer God:
Alrighty. Are y'all ready for number 2?

Baby Cakes:
I hope it's not "Give up on your dreams".

Surfer God:
Don't Give Up On Your Dreams!

Baby Cakes:
Yes!

Professor Cakes:
What the f*** is this?! He sucks.

Surfer God:
Let's blaze another one! Commandment Number 3 is Experience The Magic. Catch y'all on the flipside!

Professor Cakes:
This -- This is silliness. I have work to do. Frank, give me the prototype.

Frank Smith:
[using Haardvark] No! This piece be rollin' solo with me, yo. T'ain't no troubs for the bubs.

Baby Cakes:
[to his Dad] God's will, right?

Professor Cakes:
That God -- Jimmy F***ing Buffett -- No. And Frank is a stupid influence. You're -- You're dumber now.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Professor Cakes:
So, really, God came down and he surfed?

Baby Cakes:
Into our hearts. Look at him. He's such a McConaughey. So best for the product.

Frank Smith:
[using Haardvark] That is non-phony, tenderoni.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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[Frank uses the Haardvark]

Frank Smith:
This lecture will seem particularly dry, so I'm gonna drop sh*t that'll taste hella bad. Yet you may find that it resonates with your own experiences. But check it -- Grip tight, and y'all be feeling me. Word.

Flip Flop:
Is someone talking to me?

Professor Cakes:
It works! [laughs]

Frank Smith:
Y'all just snack up on that down piece. Y'all got troubs for bubs. Draw down cuttlenut.

Stacy:
Oh, poor Nixon. Those aren't even ground for impeachment.

Frank Smith:
True! Everything be sweet-ass cream up in that fillout. LOL. WWGD? Subatomic fuggletouching me keeping my pickle in that hospitalino, yo. Word out.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Frank Smith:
Even though God exists, we should probably just continue on with watergate, right?

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Surfer God:
Now, let's take a look at my old commandments. I kind of half-assed it. I mean, "Thou Shalt Not Rape" should been in there. Lots of people are doing it 'cause it's not in there.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Pony's Mom:
And also, Pony, you need to go to church.

Pony:
Mom, let's just have these pre-drinks and get to the stadium.

Pony's Mom:
Pony, you shouldn't drink diablo water so much. It's bad for your belly. I never drank it, and look at me. Sh*t, I look good.

Pony:
Mom! I'm not like you, okay? I can't follow God's crazy-hard commandments or whatever.

Pony's Mom:
You see what I deal with, Boss Smith? An alcoholic anarchist.

Steve Smith:
Yeah, Pony's a mess. Let me ask you something. You're into God. I've got a girl in my life. She's into God. We got out, we date, she's sexy, but there is nothing beyond kissing. Now, I'm gonna meet her at the game later. Is there anything that maybe -- You know what? Uh, don't worry about it.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Frank Smith:
So, what the f*** is an Aardvark?

Professor Cakes:
It's the Haardvark, see, because kids all talk hard. Plus the receptor ears and the translation matrix look, um, aardvark-like. The name's a place holder.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Frank Smith:
So, we left off with Nixon feeling the pressure to resign. The, um, Supreme Court demanded the tapes, and the, um -- The House and the Senate were wanting to impeach.

Wendeloquence:
Come on, man. At least try to spice this up. I mean, even the Robert Redford movie was better than this.

Frank Smith:
Hey, I -- You -- You've got MTV brain, and I -- Nuance -- [gives up] Ohh.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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Steve Smith:
So, hottest woman ever -- Sweater beard, go.

Sweater Beard:
Cleopatra?

Steve Smith:
Uh, when you say, "Cleopatra", I think "Liz Taylor". Then I think "Michael Jackson", and then my penis dies.

Steve Smith:
Um, Chinese Precious, go.

Chinese Precious:
Um, the Florence Nightingale.

Steve Smith:
Warmer. Warmer. You know, your English is really firming up. Trouble Bubble, go.

Trouble Bubble:
Wha? Why am I "Trouble Bubble"?

Steve Smith:
Dude, you fart in class, and that's really selfish. Anyway, hottest woman ever -- The Virgin Mary.

Pemsy:
Um...she was technically the least sexual person ever, right?

Matt Attack:
Pemsy, you -- Your voice makes me mad instantly.

– China, Il  Movie Quote

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