[Steve and Kally's Family gets into an argument about Toy Movie 3]
Kally's Dad:
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND UNIVERSAL THEMES!
Steve Smith:
[grunts]
Kally:
It's a sweet, sweet movie!
Steve Smith:
No, no, that movie is about a kid's unhealthy relationship with some objects!
Kally's Dad:
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Steve Smith:
It'd be different if he knew that those objects loved him, but he doesn't!
Kally's Dad:
No! Oh, please!
Steve Smith:
And that kid is not ready for college, by the way!
Kally's Dad:
No, don't you see?! It's sublime!
Steve Smith:
No!
Kally's Dad:
It's for everyone, but it's also for really wise people!
Steve Smith:
Oh, no, it is for people who are pro-slavery!
Kally:
WHAT?! PRO-SLAVERY?!
Kally's Dad:
ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME?!
Steve Smith:
Yes, it's about property that should be so devoted to the master...
Kally's Dad:
No!
Kally:
No, shut up!
Steve Smith:
...that they'll do anything to get back to him so that he can use them again.
Kally's Dad:
Ah, Steve!
Kally:
Stop it!
Steve Smith:
They are party slaves, and he doesn't even know they have feelings!
Kally's Dad:
YOU FOOL, IT'S ABOUT GOD AND DEATH!
Steve Smith:
No, no, no!
Kally's Dad:
IT'S ABOUT EVRYTHING!
Kally:
It has heart!
Steve Smith:
[groans loudly]
Kally:
Where's your heart?
Steve Smith:
Oh, my god, KALLY!
Kally's Dad:
I CRIED! BUT I CRIED SO F***ING HARD!
Steve Smith:
Come on, Bob!
Kally's Dad:
AND YOU ARE A F***ING MONSTER!
Steve Smith:
AND YOU ARE PRO-HOARDING!
Kally's Dad:
I HATE YOU!
Kally:
He didn't even like the ending, Dad!
Kally's Dad:
OH, HOW?!
Steve Smith:
KALLY!
Kally's Dad:
THEY WERE ALL CRYING ABOUT DYING!
Steve Smith:
[scoffs]
Kally's Dad:
Alright, okay, you tell me, what is a good movie?!
Steve Smith:
I don't know -- "Last Tango In Paris".
Kally's Dad:
WHAT?! THEY USE BUTTER AS ANAL LUBE IN THAT FILM!
Steve Smith:
It's a classic movie about adults doing what adults do.
Kally:
Oh, you're a f***ing pervert!
Steve Smith:
I'M A F***ING ADULT!
