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Frank Smith: So, "Lincoln"...word on the street, Daniel Day-Lewis...boneless filet. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Crystal: [reads suggestions] "Show a little more skin". "Hold my stupid dick". Pony, your suggestion box has only provoked perverted harassment. Pony: No. Listen. I'm sure there'll be good ones. Steve, was your box full of sex stuff. Steve Smith: No, when it comes to sex stuff, I fill the boxes. Sammy: [reads suggestions] "Talk more about history and less about your colon problems"? Pony: See? That one, you should listen to. Sammy: Do not advise me, titty-titty. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: I cannot wait to read your suggestions. Flip Flop: Yo, dawg. Suggestion boxes. Really? Frank Smith: I know what you're thinking. This can't get any sweeter, but, hey! Even the constitution gets amended, so... – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Pony: The public is gonna crucify Baby Cakes. [cuts to the next scene where everyone in the public loves Baby Cakes thinking that BC pranked them] Golden Bowl: It seems we at Channel 8 have been victims of prank week. There never was a serial killer. Local weirdo marked "The Baby Cakes" has won best Prank of The Week. Really got us. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[after Baby Cakes confesses himself for stealing all the teachers who thought they were wizards and witches] Baby Cakes: Yeah, but I still don't get how no one is dead when the news said they were. Pony: [to Frank] He's not gonna get it. Frank Smith: No, let me try. [to Baby Cakes] You kidnapped everyone. Baby Cakes: Yes, I did. Frank Smith: You thought they were magical. Baby Cakes: Still could be... All: Unh! Baby Cakes: But...but I'm setting that aside for now. Go on. Frank Smith: Then the press jumped to the conclusion that the people whom you kidnapped were all killed by a serial killer. Baby Cakes: Man, I caused some trouble. Steve Smith: Hey, we all make mistakes. And you got to admit -- It's kind of funny. Baby Cakes: No, I won't admit that. Frank Smith: So, are we not even gonna mention that I saved the day here? Come on! Steve Smith: You did good, little dog. Baby Cakes: Wait a minute. Did you marinate? Steve Smith: I guess we sort of did. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Frank and Steve fights each other with Frank's piss and Baby Cakes' glitter] Steve Smith: You know, watching two grown men throw piss and glitter really puts things in perspective. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: Okay, let's get you out of here. Pony: He's welded in, guys, and we don't have much time. Steve Smith: Okay, okay, wait. I've got an idea. I can't believe I'm gonna suggest this. Frank Smith: Dude, I can't do this again -- Seriously. Steve Smith: It's the only way. I'll shut the sliding door here tight against your penis. It'll create a seal, and then you'll fill my cage with your piss. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Pony: Steve! I'm so sorry I didn't believe you. Steve Smith: No, Pony. I'm sorry for treating you like Frank. And, Frank...I'm sorry for treating you like Frank. Frank Smith: [gasps] An apology! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Pony and Frank saves the teachers from Baby Cakes' basement] Dr. Falgot: [breaths shakily] F* you if you didn't bring smokes. I mean f* you dead. Crystal: I'm a little peckish. Professor Cakes: Okay, listen up! Everything in the kitchen is mine! Order a pizza or leave. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Dean: Just hangin'? Baby Cakes: Hangin' and bangin'. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[after Steve got caught from Baby Cakes into thinking that Steve is a wizard] Steve Smith: Hey, Cakes (BC's Dad), don't you have, like, a safe word when imagination time's over? Professor Cakes: F* you, Steve. He's special. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: Are you really a holy person? I mean, really? Old Buddha Man: This place was once Blockbuster. Frank Smith: Oh, I knew it! F* this! I'm pissing! Old Buddha Man: [stops Frank's penis from pissing] Hold in all anger -- Anger at brother, at Blockbuster, at world. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Pony shows a pic of Frank to Restaurant Manager to see if he knows that teacher] Restaurant Manager: Yeah, I know that guy. He's a f*ing lunatic. He pissed all over my dirty dishes. Pony: [chuckling] Well, at least he didn't piss on the clean ones. Restaurant Manager: [gets offended] Pony: If something's already dirty, then it doesn't matter if someone pisses on them. I'm leaving. I'm going. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Baby Cakes: [looks at his drawing pic of himself] Got to get into this guy's head. Why'd you kill these people that look just like my wizard prisoners? Ah, he's toying with me! Who are you?! Professor Cakes: YOU! IT'S YOU! GOD, YOU SUCK! THOSE PICTURES ON THE BOARD ARE US! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Baby Cakes (as Witch Hunter): I've hunted all kinds, all sizes. I've hunted tiger witches, bull wizards, man witches. [shows a drawing pic of himself] What you got here is a big, fat, idiot witch kidnapping all your people. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Dean: Um, w-we got a serial killer doing stuff. So if you're not big, like me, you're screwed, and if you are big like me...I CHALLENGE YOU! Graveyard -- Midnight. We'll see who's big. Mayor: Hey, Mayor big! Mayor accept challenge! [Dean and Mayor brawls each other] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: Ooh! Vanity Fair! Don't you just love the Proust Questionnaire? Let's see. [disappointed] OH, but it's Claire Danes! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Pony punches Steve] Pony: How could you set me up like that? Steve Smith: Whoa. Slow down. What is this? Pony: Aristotle? Try "An Ass Is Throttled"! I showed a hardcore porn to a trigonometry class! Steve Smith: [laughing] Oh, the Dean gave me that to prank me. I didn't watch it yet. I didn't know. Pony: I got a herd of math nerds cutting right to the chase with me, dude. Steve Smith: [laughs] Well, you got to admit -- That's kind of funny. Pony: I WON'T ADMIT IT! You always need a beta to sht on. – China, Il* Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Golden Bowl: [on TV] Multiple missing persons have led many to assume that our college has become prey to a serial killer. [shows a drawing pic of Baby Cakes] The authorities have released a sketch of the suspect, which admittedly seems to be of any generic, hairless person. Baby Cakes (as Witch Hunter): Oh, my god. It must be a wizard kidnapping people. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[teachers gets kidnapped by Baby Cakes by thinking they're witches and wizards] Crystal: Baby Cakes, this is intolerable! He must know he's kidnapped teachers, right? Or is he Don freaking Quixote? Sammy: Oh, this asshole don't know things. He's just playing a game with us. Dr. Falgot: [goes insane] I need cigarettes, man. I don't care if I ever see my wife and kids again. I just need some smokes. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Kim Li: Oh, 'bout time, you...doo-doo piece. [laughter] Frank Smith: Yeah, good one, Kim Li. Yeah, I am a doo-doo piece. Kim Li: [spits] And your rice is million white doo-doos, like little, old dog doo-doos in sun! [laughter] Frank Smith: You're so wise. My rice are like little pieces of white doo-doo. [chuckles nervously] And I am white doo-doo piece. You nailed it. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Frank tries to find someone to teach, after getting banished from UCI due to the piss incident] Frank Smith: Hey! Please! Hey, come on. I'll teach you. I'll teach for food. Come on. You look -- You look stupid. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Baby Cakes (as Witch Hunter): These streets are filthy with mages, warlocks, and potters. A rain should come and wash it all clean, but until then, it's up to me. Every rat shall keep its tail. The bat shall have its wing. A frog in a boiling pot -- Heh. Not on my watch. I'm gonna make you proud, Joe McCarthy. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Golden Bowl: [on TV] Who will win the top position -- Frank Smith or Steve Smith? All: Steve. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago

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