Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #81

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Jon:
[sighs] I don't know. Um, maybe just a little bit of enthusiasm would be nice. That's all I'm asking. Just a little bit.

Susan:
I'm sorry.

David:
I can't get excited about this, Dad.

Jon:
Well, how about, then, if you just sit up? How about that?

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Steve Smith:
Hey, man. Back when we were mad at each other, I set some revenge in motion, and I-I just feel really bad about it.

Flip Flop:
Oh! Hell, no! What was it? Was it funny?

Steve Smith:
[chuckles nervously] Yeah...um...you know, I know a guy in waste management, and I had him fill your parents' house with garbage. But let's do a loving cup and forget all about it, alright?

Flip Flop:
Yeah. Ha ha ha!

[after Steve and Flip Flop had their loving cup moment, Flip Flop open the door to his house and see his parents dead]

Flip Flop:
MOM! DAD! NO! YOUR FACE!

Steve Smith:
Oh, the garbage probably attracted the hogs, and then they ate your parents. That's my bad.

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[while the aftermath of the pigs getting exploded, Dean comes back to his on mode]

Pony:
[smokes a cigar] Feels good.

Dean:
[takes his cigar from Pony] I'm back in charge, Pone. Go back to eating sh*t or whatever it is Steve has you do.

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[after the hogs get disintegrated from the bomb, Dr Falgot and Sammy were done kissing each other]

Dr. Falgot:
What have I done?

Sammy:
You done my ass is what you done.

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[Aladdin gets killed by a hog]

Baby Cakes:
I wish you weren't dead. I wish you weren't dead.

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[Frank sucks one of Queen Travolta's hog udders]

Frank Smith:
It's like liquid kettle corn! So salty and sweet and -- Oh!

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Pony:
Right here is the entrance to their tunnels.

Frank Smith:
Hey, do you think it's safe to maybe...just take a bite off of one of these dead -- Dead pigs?

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Steve Smith:
You...you saved me.

Flip Flop:
Dude, I only pranked your brother to be like you, bro. You're my hero.

Steve Smith:
Yeah, I get that. Look, I'm sorry your girlfriend died, man. She was...pretty hot.

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Pony:
Steve, you and Flip Flop approach William H. Macy from the south.

Steve Smith:
Oh, come on. Don't stick me with that asshole!

Flip Flop:
No, Steve's too old. He'll slow me down.

[Pony slaps Flip Flop]

Pony:
Shut up, pink boys! When you're 200 klicks away, open fire. That will distract him.

Pony:
Falgot, you and Sammy do the same with Martin Lawrence. Be careful! He's buck wild.

Dr. Falgot:
Are you just doing the thing like in the movies where you pair up the people who are mad at each other so they'll resolve their sh--

Pony:
AND, Matt, you take B.C. and...who are you, again?

Aladdin:
Aladdin...I guess.

Pony:
You guys keep Tim Allen off me and Frank. We're gonna kill the Queen Travolta.

Frank Smith:
No. Maybe I should stay. You know, guard the chips.

Pony:
If those three hogs are still at the entrance when Frank and I get there, we're all dead pink boys, got it?

Flip Flop:
Yo! Why we pink boys?

Pony:
[out of character] It just sounds good.

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[Pony listens to Sammy's plan]

Pony:
Hit me.

Sammy:
Well, it's just like the move "Wild Hogs". Legend has it, for every pack of pigs, there is one queen hog.

All:
John Travolota?

Sammy:
E-Exactly. Now, Travolta is holed up deep in the den we spotted. On the other side, it'll be guarded by three terrible pigs -- William H. Macy, Tim Allen, and that ravenous Martin Lawrence.

Sammy:
We'll have to get by them to even have a chance at Travolta. Now, you kill her and all the hogs will turn to dust. Mm-hmm. Magic hour, that's when we kill 'em.

Dr. Falgot:
That is the dumbest f***ing thing I've ever heard, and I have heard some dumb sh*t.

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Pony:
Let's talk ideas.

Dr. Falgot:
I stick by what I've said for days. Let's just burn this whole place down, move to a new town, and start over.

Matt Attack:
I'm with the doctor.

Pony:
I say we listen to Sammy.

Dr. Falgot:
WHAT THE G-- YOU CANNOT BE BUYING THAT MYSTIC VOODOO CRAP!

Matt Attack:
Why'd you even ask us for our ideas?

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Steve Smith:
Would you just tell my brother that you're the one who told him he's fat?!

Flip Flop:
Dude! My girlfriend just died! Back off! Besides, you made him get that duck tattoo and those daisy dukes.

Frank Smith:
Wait! Oh, hell. I get it. You two made me starve myself?!

Steve Smith:
It was him! [mentioning Flip Flop]

Frank Smith:
[to Steve] Well f*** you!

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Baby Cakes:
Okay, everybody. Make yourself at home. There's some potato chips and butthole grease.

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[Pony tells Baby Cakes to let the people inside the Haze House]

Pony:
Let us in! Open up!

Baby Cakes:
Hey, Aladdin. We got some pledges out here.

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[as Pony, Steve, Frank, and Matt were almost about to zipline to another building, the rope broke]

Frank Smith:
It's all my fault. My fat ass just broke the whole thing!

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Frank Smith:
Aah! I can't die I'm almost hot!

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[Steve gets more food products for Frank while he gets more skinner and more weaker]

Frank Smith:
[weakly] Dude, I look so good! And, you know, the trick is to weigh yourself after you masturbate.

Steve Smith:
Man, Frank!

Frank Smith:
[weakly] No, no, no. That's...one, two pounds easy. Yeah. Girls call me "Katrina" 'cause I fl... [sleeps] I flood them hoes.

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[Steve calls someone to get revenge on Flip Flop that wrote a suggestion to Frank, calling him fat]

Steve Smith:
[on phone] Al? Yeah. It's Steve here. Are you, um...you still in waste management?

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[Aladdin goes into Baby Cakes' Haze House]

Baby Cakes:
We got all the products necessary for hazing. [to Aladdin] Hey. You look tired. You need, like, a lamp or something to sleep in?

Aladdin:
[sighs] If this is to be my fate, maybe we should get alcohol.

Baby Cakes:
WHOA! Dude! You're reading the wishes right out of my brain now!

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Dean:
Alright, guys. My campus is infested with hogs, and I have *thing* with hogs -- A perfectly normal phobia-type thing, not a sex thing. So I assembled the four of you because I looked over your files and determined that, due to your natural proclivities, you all are the most qualified to slaughter these hogs.

Matt Attack:
Come on, man. This is real racial. You just chose us 'cause you think people of color are violent savages.

Dean:
Come on. You guys know I'm colorblind. Don't make me do a "loving cup" with all your asses.

Dr. Falgot:
What pigs are you even talking about?

Dean:
Falgot, you have field-medic experience, so you're the Doc. Sammy knows this campus better than anyone. She's your intel officer. And Matt Attack is an all-american athlete.

Matt Attack:
See! That sh*t right there is what I mean!

Dean:
And Pony's got leadership skills, so she's your Captain America.

Pony:
You mean... [happily] people have to listen to me?

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[Frank gets skinny]

Frank Smith:
Now, now. It's not gluten. It's not cheese. It's really simple. It's willpower.

Steve Smith:
Frank? Did you, like, lose 50 pounds?

Frank Smith:
My secret adviser pointed out what I knew all along -- I was fat.

Steve Smith:
Whoa! No, he didn't.

Frank Smith:
Oh! I gotta run! These laxatives are...really draining off the pounds.

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Baby Cakes:
Well, I'm hungry. Come here, genie. [rubs Aladdin's stomach] I wish I could eat some fried stuff...right now.

Aladdin:
There.

Baby Cakes:
It worked! Aladdin, I'm gonna end up rubbing a hole in you!

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Baby Cakes:
So, frats, my genie here needs a hazing, and he needs the "around the world special".

Aladdin:
I-I do not want go around the world. We have only just met.

Frat:
You're both morons. Get the f*** out.

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[Frank reads a suggestion that he's fat]

Frank Smith:
[scream, sobs] IT'S TRUUUE! I'M FAAAAAAAT!

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