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Mr. Krabs:
Hmm, a little off the beam. Hmm... Hmm, [holds two white paint buckets] I know! All she needs is a nice, shiny coat of paint. [tosses white paint onto the ship, turning it into a proper ship] [looking at sign on ship that says "S.S. SEA-SCRET FORMULA"] The S.S. Sea-cret Formula is ready to set sail... [pointing] as soon as you two drag her into the lagoon. [Mr. Krabs stands on the front of the ship as SpongeBob and Squidward use strings to pull the ship across the beach, where the beachgoers are watching them.] Mush!

SpongeBob and Squidward:
[seeing giant shadow above] Huh?[They all get washed over by a giant wave, which miraculously sets the ship afloat. Mr. Krabs uses a hook to pull Squidward onto the ship, who gasps like a fish.]

Squidward:
[sitting in lounge chair] Well, at least this weekend isn't a total waste.

Mr. Krabs:
Huh? The Krusty Krab, she's empty! All hands on deck! Batten the front doors! Brace the cash register! Break out the happy snacks! Squidward, where have all me beautiful paying customers gone?

Squidward:
Apparently, the two barnacle-mouth brothers just learned a new word, and SpongeBob just said it over the intercom.

Mr. Krabs:
Well, what was it? What did he say?

Squidward:
Uh, he said, uh, well, he said... [whispers the word]

Mr. Krabs:
Huh?

Squidward:
[whispers the word again]

Mr. Krabs:
[gasps] SpongeBob and friend! Front and center! Why, I oughta make the two of you paint the Krusty Krab for using such language!

SpongeBob:
But, Mr. Krabs, we were only using our sentence enhancers.

Patrick:
Yeah, it's fancy talk.

Mr. Krabs:
There ain't nothing fancy about that word!

SpongeBob:
You mean [dolphin chirp]?

Mr. Krabs:
Yes, that one! Now quit saying that! It's a bad word!

SpongeBob and Patrick:
Bad word?!

Mr. Krabs:
Yes, siree, that's bad word number 11. In fact, there are 13 bad words you should never use.

Squidward:
Don't you mean there are only 7?

Mr. Krabs:
Not if you're a sailor. [laughs]

SpongeBob:
Wow, 13.

Patrick:
That's a lot of [dolphin noise] bad words.

Mr. Krabs:
Okay, boys, I want you to promise me you'll never use that word again.

SpongeBob and Patrick:
We promise.

Mr. Krabs:
I'll roll for you, boy.

SpongeBob:
But, Mr...

Mr. Krabs:
8 paces, north, that's a good start, lad.

SpongeBob:
But, Mr...

Mr. Krabs:
1, 2, 3...

SpongeBob:
MR. KRABS, I WANNA GO TO BED!!! [pauses] Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry, but it's just a game, ya know?

Mr. Krabs:
A game. That's... right. Of course it is, my mistake. [picks up the game board and folds it in half] I guess I got a little carried away, eh? Though it is treasure we're dealin’ with here. Sorry, for disturbin’ ya, lad. [walks away while SpongeBob shuts the door; Morning arrives, and then the clam "rooster" crows everyone up.] Avast! Pineapple, ho. Heave two, and prepare to be boarded.

SpongeBob:
Aw, go home already. [gets out of bed and looks out the window] I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs:
That's Captain Krabs to you, and this is no game. We're gonna be pirates.

SpongeBob:
[excited] Pirates?

Mr. Krabs:
Aye! How'd you like to go on a real treasure hunt, with a real treasure map?

SpongeBob and Patrick:
[Patrick appears from the side of SpongeBob's house] Treasure? [dancing around] We're gonna be pirates, we're gonna be pirates!

Mr. Krabs:
Ay, ay, ay. Belay that skippin'. Pirates don't skip. [throws them a bag of pirate stuff] Put on this pirate garb, so I won't be embarrassed to be seen with ya. Arrgh.

SpongeBob:
Oh, Patrick. Look! Peg legs and eye patches.

Mr. Krabs:
Now, don't you feel more like pirates?

SpongeBob:
[walks towards the plank using two peg legs] Look, I'm Peggy the Pirate! [falls on the plank]

Patrick:
[walks towards the plank with two separate eye patches covering his eyes] I'm Blindbeard the Pirate! [falls on SpongeBob] Ow.

Mr. Krabs:
Arrgh! [fade to ship sailing across in midair] Keep a sharp lookout, SpongeBob. Accordin' to the map, we're close to the first landmark.

SpongeBob:
Really? Can we see the map?

Mr. Krabs:
Uh... no! Only the captain can lay eyes on the map.

SpongeBob:
Okie dokie, then.

Mr. Krabs:
Arrgh, a pirate doesn't say, "okie dokie, then." A pirate says, "arrgh!"

SpongeBob:
Okie... oops. [laughs while a jellyfish flies by him] I mean... [standing up] arrgh! Captain Krabs. [his eyes widen and sees a rock nearby] Captain, we're about to hit... uhh... I mean... ARRGH, Capt., ARRGH, we're, ARRGH, about, ARRGH, to hit, ARRGH...

Mr. Krabs:
Out with it man, ARRGH!

Patrick:
I, ARRGH, think, ARRGH, he's trying, ARRGH, to say... [crash] "land".

Mr. Krabs:
Arrgh!! From now on, only the captain says, "Arrgh!". Status report, Mr. SquarePants?

SpongeBob:
The whole ship is underwater, captain.

Mr. Krabs:
Arrgh. We're marooned then. Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot.

Mr. Krabs:
I'm back, fellas!

Squidward:
[still pulling on the Yeti Krab's head] Sorry, Mr. Krabs. I'm a little busy trying to pull off this stupid mask of yours.

Mr. Krabs:
Uh, Squidward?

Squidward:
What? [Squidward looks for a minute at Mr. Krabs and the Yeti Krab. He is finally convinced that the Yeti Krab is real, not Mr. Krabs in disguise. He shrieks as the Yeti Krab glares at him. The Yeti Krab grabs Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and the unconscious SpongeBob, ties them to the grill and turns the heat up to cook.]

Mr. Krabs:
We're as good as Yeti food! I blame Squidward!

Mr. Krabs:
If I don't make any money today, I'll surely break out in a rash!

SpongeBob:
[offscreen] Yipee! I'm rich Patrick, look, eight gold doubloons!

Mr. Krabs:
Waaait! I saw it fiiirrrst! [leaps through the air] Yaah! [lands on the table where SpongeBob and Patrick are playing a game] Mine! Mine! Mine! [realizing] Huh?

SpongeBob:
Boy Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty.

Mr. Krabs:
It's not the boots, it's the bootee! Err, um, the person in the boots! You're a great fry cook, SpongeBob!

SpongeBob:
You really think so, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs:
I do, son. [gives SpongeBob money] Here's your paycheck, SpongeBob. [gives more money] Plus, a bonus! [takes bonus back] Well, there's your paycheck anyway... I need a vacation.

Mr. Krabs:
It's not the boots, it's the bootee. Err, um, the person in the boots. You're a great fry cook, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob:
You really think so, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs:
I do, son. [gives SpongeBob money] Here's your paycheck, SpongeBob. [gives more money] Plus, a bonus. [takes bonus back] Well, there's your paycheck anyway. I need a vacation.

SpongeBob:
Bye, Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs:
Just think about what Spongebob said-- what was it?

SpongeBob:
[in Mr. Krabs' head] Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

Mr. Krabs:
No...not that...

SpongeBob:
[in Mr. Krabs' head] You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!

Mr. Krabs:
No, no, no, no, no!

SpongeBob:
[in Mr. Krabs' head] It was his hat, Mr. Krabs! HE WAS NUMBER 1!

Mr. Krabs:
Like we're really gonna turn all this money for-

SpongeBob and Patrick:
Wrestle Camp! Wrestle Camp, Wrestle Camp, Wrestle Camp!

Perch Perkins:
Wrestle Camp it is.

[The janitor vacuums up all the money and Mr. Krabs falls apart, then the janitor walks away]

SpongeBob:
See you at Wrestle Camp, Mr. Krabs! [drops a wrestle camp hat on Mr. Krabs and the episode ends]

Mr. Krabs:
NO!

[SpongeBob drops his Krabby Patty]

SpongeBob:
[gasps] Mr. Krabs! [knocks once on Mr. Krabs door and it opens] Hello? Mr. Krabs? [Mr. Krabs is shown head down on his desk] You alright? Are you sleepy? [pokes Mr. Krabs body knocking it to the floor, revealing an empty shell] Mr. Krabs! [sniffs his arm] I don't smell his pulse. [in the background, a fleshy and pink Mr. Krabs rushes past SpongeBob] What's that? [figure is behind a barrel] Is somebody there?

Mr. Krabs:
Don't look at me!

SpongeBob:
[surprised] Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs:
Leave me be!

SpongeBob:
[throws barrel away] You're alive! And naked...

Mr. Krabs:
[crying] It's true. I've molted.

SpongeBob:
What's molted?

Mr. Krabs:
It's when a crab gets too fat- um, er, outgrows his shell. It falls off!

SpongeBob:
Wow.

Mr. Krabs:
Now SpongeBob, when we get to the Krusty Krab I want you to take that shovel and stuff-I mean stow it in the freezer. Understand?

SpongeBob:
I understand Mr. Krabs, but what do you want me to do with the bo--

Mr. Krabs:
[clamps his claw over SpongeBob's mouth] Bottles of soda! Bottles of soda, same thing, put 'em in the freezer.

Mr. Krabs:
Okay, boy, get out there. [throws SpongeBob outside towards Plankton's robot and SpongeBob gets grabbed by the robot]

SpongeBob:
Um... hello... what do you want robot thing, sir? [Plankton walks out on a boardwalk] Oh, hey Plankton! What are you doing here?

Plankton:
I'm here for the secret formula you twit! Now I want you to go in there and tell Krabs that if he doesn't turn over the formula to me, that he'll be subjected to utter annihilation at my... Are you getting this? [SpongeBob inhales and shakes his head; Plankton face palms and groans] Moron! Okay, I'll make it simple: Krabs give me secret formula or I bring big boom-boom to Krusty Krab. Got it?

SpongeBob:
[writing on clipboard] Krabs give me secret formula or... uhhh... what was that other thing?

Plankton:
[groans frustratedly] Forget it! [marches back into his command module, drops SpongeBob] Bring on the Boom-Boom! [laughs]

[Plankton's robot starts marching toward the Krusty Krab]

Mr. Krabs:
Battle stations, men! Here he comes!

SpongeBob:
We're all doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed, we're all doomed!

Squidward:
[walking out of the Krusty Krab] Later.

[The robot continues to march again with Plankton. But then, you notice that the extension cord that is powering the robot is about to be unplugged. The robot stops only foot away from the Krusty Krab]

Plankton:
Hey, what gives?

[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs emerge from the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs laughed at Plankton's failed attempt and the two walked away.]

Mr. Krabs:
PLANKTON!

Plankton:
KRABS!

Mrs. Krabs:
EUGENE!

Mr. Krabs:
Mommy?

Plankton:
Mommy?!

SpongeBob:
SpongeBob!

Mr. Krabs:
SPONGEBOB!

Mr. Krabs:
So, are you ready?

Squidward:
To go home?

Mr. Krabs:
No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day.

Squidward:
Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register, and take orders, and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards that guy. [points to SpongeBob]

Mr. Krabs:
So, are you ready?

Squidward:
To go home?

Mr. Krabs:
No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day!

Squidward:
Mr. Krabs, you pay me to stand behind this register, and take orders, and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards that guy! [points to SpongeBob]

Mr. Krabs:
SpongeBob! I'm glad I caught ya. I want ya to buy Mrs. Puff-

SpongeBob:
[holds up his arms] WAIT! DON'T TELL ME! You want me to RUN down to the store, and buy Mrs. Puff something she doesn't need, then you want me to RUN back here [flails his legs back and forth] so you can say (pulls his eyes through the top of his head so they look like Krabs' eyes and mimics Krabs' voice) "ARRR, SPONGEBOB, YER SPENDIN' ALL ME MONEY!" And then I'll say "But Mr. Krabs! I'm only doing WHAT YOU SAID!" Then you'll say "We're not talkin' about THIS [draws a triangle with dashed lines in the air with his finger), or THIS (draws a square with dashed lines), we're talking about THIIIIIIIS!" (draws a ton of directionless squiggly lines)

Mr. Krabs:
SpongeBob! Squidward! Enough duff-dragging! Get to your stations, pronto!

SpongeBob:
Mr. Krabs, Squidward is in no condition to perform his Krusty duties. [shows baby Squidward] The poor guy has the mind of an infant.

Mr. Krabs:
I don't care if he has seaweed-for-brains. He needs to be behind that register! We've got customers out there just begging to hand me their money!

SpongeBob:
But --

Mr. Krabs:
No buts! Get to work, you two!

Mr. Krabs:
SpongeBob, I just wanted that penny you found on the street yesterday. Oh, I'm sorry.

SpongeBob:
Mr. Krabs, that wasn't a penny. [laughs]

Mr. Krabs:
It wasn't?

SpongeBob:
No, that was just a dried up piece of gum for my collection. I think it's peppermint.

Mr. Krabs:
Ah ha ha ha ha hooooooooo hoo. I feel so relieved. There was no penny after all! Well, I'll be going now, You can keep the metal detector, SpongeBob. See ya!

SpongeBob:
Thanks, Mr. Krabs. Hear, Gary. You can play with it. [Gary sniffs it, then blows raspberry at it, then walks away, the gum then absorbs it] Hey, this isn't gum or a penny at all. [pulls it out, revealing that it is a $500 bill] It's just a dumb old $500 bill. This won't go with my chewed up gum collection. Ah well, good night, Gary.

[He discards the dollar; however, Mr. Krabs is still convinced there's a penny around]

Mr Krabs:
[digging some holes] Penny, must have buried it around here somewhere. I'll just have to keep digging.

Mr. Krabs:
SpongeBob, what happened to the krabby patties?

SpongeBob:
I tried to tell them, BUT THEY WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME!!

Mr. Krabs:
SpongeBob, what's the meaning of this?

[SpongeBob inspects a plate and then notices a spot and screams]

SpongeBob:
SPOT, SPOT, SPOT!

Mr. Krabs:
That's right, a spot. You know the rule. Nobody leaves work till...

SpongeBob:
...till everything's ship-shape, sir. Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I'll get this plate cleaned up in a jiffy.

Mr. Krabs:
Oh, and, uh, lock up when you're done.

SpongeBob:
Lock up? Wait, Mr. Krabs. Don't you remember what happened last time you left me here alone?

[Flashback when the Krusty Krab is on fire, Mr. Krabs was shedding his tears. We cut back to the present]

Mr. Krabs:
Should've never left you alone with a lit blow torch and me roller skates. But, since I've removed all the welding equipment from the premises, there's no-ho-ho chance of that happenin' again, right? Now, get to work.

Mr. Krabs:
SpongeBob, why don't you hose out the men's room?

SpongeBob:
With pleasure, sir!

Mr. Krabs:
SpongeBob, you old patty junkie! Welcome home son! [SpongeBob glances at Patrick]

Patrick:
It's okay, I hate work anyway. [everyone laughs]

SpongeBob:
Oh, Patrick!

Patrick:
No really, I do hate work! [everyone laughs even harder, even Patrick starts laughing] Everybody's laughing! Oh hey SpongeBob, I got something for ya!

SpongeBob:
Yes, Patrick?

[Patrick gives SpongeBob two thumbs-ups, as well as SpongeBob. The crowd cheers, SpongeBob's and Patrick's thumbs launch into the air, and explode into a big "THE END" and the episode ends]

Mr. Krabs:
SpongeBob, your story has touched me heart. Believe it or not, I know what its like to give up a best friend.

SpongeBob:
You do?

Mr. Krabs:
I was five years old, and me father gave me a dollar. I loved that dollar...loved it like a brother. Me and that dollar went everywhere together.

SpongeBob:
What happened to the dollar, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs:
[sniffles] And one day at the beach, it was so hot and I was so thirsty! I SPENT IT ON A SODA!! [sobbing] My best friend! [crying]

Squidward:
[sobs some more because of the onions again] What? Would you get out of here!

Mr. Krabs:
The point is, son, sometimes, you have to set things free even though it's hard. [points to Mystery] Look at her. She misses the great outdoors, the wide-open spaces, the rolling green pastures. The kitchen is no place for a live horse.

[Two customers spit out their patties]

SpongeBob:
Alright, Mr. Krabs, I understand.

Mr. Krabs:
Spongebob, zip it.

Spongebob:
Oh, thanks. [zipping noise] You know not every friend will tell you when y-