Timothyj.29104's Quotes Page #29

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[when Rachel almost gets the Tame Impala shirt inside the tree, a rat bit her]

Rachel:
HEY, COME HERE, YOU LITTLE F***! GRRR!

Possum:
Oh, no! Pwease, no!

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, my god, Rachel! It can talk!

Possum:
Pwease! I'm just wittle baby possum.

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, don't hurt him, Rachel, please.

Rachel:
He f***in' bit me.

Possum:
Pwease, before you hurt me, just listen to my story, pwease?

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, come on, Rachel. He's saying 'pwease'.

Rachel:
[groans] Fine.

Possum:
My story begins back in time 5,000 years ago. The Blue Bush Wizard was trying to dominate all possums on the land. And I made the mistake of trying to fight back. I rallied my possum brethren around me, but, alas, we were no match for his epic and super-powerful magic spells. They fell in battle. my fellow possum soldiers, that is. I was captured and locked away in the cage in the tree until you rescued me.

Blue Bush Wizard:
[evil laughs] I'm a wizard.

[story ends]

Possum:
Pwease take me home so I can see my mummy. [whiny sobs]

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, it's alright, little buddy. You're gonna be fine. Ok, Rachel. let's take him back to his nest.

Rachel:
I'M NOT TAKING THAT POSSUM ANYWHERE.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

[after Rachel steers the car over to the Bush Doof sign where they got in an bumpy accident, they met a strange orange creature]

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Welcome to the Doof! I am Peleeken Mischief Maker. And, yes, it is OK to park your car here. Welcome! Have a dreamcatcher. Have two, have three! Just kidding. Maybe just two.

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, thank you!

[Rachel throws the dreamcatcher at a rock]

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
Ooh! Positive vibes ONLY, everybody! [chuckles] Anyhoo, I must summon our transport. Bligdip.

[when PMM summons their transport by screaming in a extreme moment, the scene cuts to Sarah and Rachel riding on a Bush Bus with PMM]

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
[singing] Riding on the Bush Bus, riding on the Bush Bus. All day long, all day long.

[they finally arrived at Bush Doof]

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
This is the main area of the Bush Doof. There's the drum cube. Dreamy vibes and genuinely good acoustics.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
OH! And there's the silent disco. Aesthetic vibes as fudge and headed by the Blue Bush Wizard himself!

Blue Bush Wizard:
Yes!

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
SENSATIONAL! And over there, my friends. They're my BEST friends!

Cap Person:
We're not you're friends, Peleeken! You--We f***ing hate you, man. You come off way too strong.

Ponytail Girl:
Go away.

Peleeken Mischief Maker:
They're just kidding around. We're besties. Roar! Roar! I'm a dinosaur. Roar. [giggles] Anyhoo. Have fun Have fun at the Bush Doof! Love you, love you, love you! Love you! [leaves while crab walking]

Rachel:
Sarah, I just, uh, I have to tell you something, just so I can get it off my chest. Um, one day I'm going to kill Peleeken Mischief Maker.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

Miki:
[on radio] Hey, Stav and Miki here, and you're listening to Quadruple Jay.

Stav:
Totes. Hey, if you're mungin' down the Hume Highway now and wanna go to a totally cooked party, there's a fully sick Bush Doof...

Miki:
Whoo! Bush Doof.

Stav:
Yeah, we're broadcasting live from The Bloof, and it's already heaps chockers. We're so excited.

Miki:
We're literally super psyched. Like, screaming right now. [drawls] super...psyched.

Miki:
Come on down and you can win a free Tame Impala shirt.

Stav:
Tame Impalaaa.

Miki:
Tame Impalaaaa.

Rachel:
[licks her lips] Mmm. Yummy. T-shirt.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

Rachel:
When are we getting to the club?

Sarah Doyle:
We're not going to a club, Rachel. We're just going on a nice relaxing Sunday drive.

Rachel:
WHAT?!

Sarah Doyle:
It'll be nice and refreshing, Rachel. I think we both need it. Here, let's put on the radio.

Rachel:
When are we getting to the club?

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

[after Xavier made the the Hobo #1's Aura leave by becoming an defensive parent]

Xavier:
Now go, run to her. She's crying out for you. I set her up. Knockers down.

Hobo #1:
She left me, like everything I love! I need stronger adhesive. I can't handle being abandoned. [uses a staple gun to staple one of his arms]

Xavier:
Welp, I'm gonna take off. [turns around intensifies] BUT I'M NOT GOING TO REST UNTIL I FIND HER and get you two soulmate back together! I shall be your cupid only this winged cherubic archer won't be so quick cut to the kill.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

Brad:
Hey, uh, Sarah? Bin and I broke up. Yeah, I'm not ready to look after a kid. I was thinking maybe you and I could...give it another shot?

Sarah Doyle:
I would love to--

Rachel:
Sorry, Brad. Chicks before dicks. [spits mucus on brad]

Brad:
[whines] Ewww!

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

[as Rachel got the Terry Cup to pay her debt, Rachel's collar explodes her head to death, and then suddenly, another Terry emerges from the trophy]

AI Woman:
Who are you?

Terry:
Oh, no.

Real Terry:
I am Terry. The REAL Terry! This bloody buffoon locked me away in the Ultra Mega Terry Cup, 10,000 years ago! He's always trying to bloody copy me and take my identity.

Terry:
[stammers] I don't know what he's talking about! He's lying!

Real Terry:
Oh, come on, man. Stop. You can't be going around putting me in a cup for thousands of years pretending to be me. You need to be yourself. You need to *love* yourself.

Crowd:
Aww.

Turquoise Shirt Guy:
So cute.

Terry:
You're right. I'm sorry. I'm Gary, by the way, everyone.

Crowd:
Hi, Gary!

Gary:
Friends?

Terry:
Yeah, alright. Bring it in.

[after Terry and Gary solved their differences]

Terry:
Sarah, I heard everything that happened from the cup. You have gone through a lot of unnecessary drama today and for this, I will grant you one Terry wish.

Sarah Doyle:
I choose...for my best friend, Rachel, to come back to life.

Sarah Doyle:
I guess.

Terry:
Terry Wish Activated!

[Terry revives Rachel]

Rachel:
F***in' hell, Sarah! Took you long enough!

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

[as Sarah finishes Bin with her ultimate dance move, Sarah knocks over Bin by accident, and sees a basal thermometer inside of the trash can]

Fat Guy with Glasses:
Oh, my god! Bin is pregnant!

Brad:
Bin, babe! Why didn't you tell me?

Terry:
[to Sarah] This is a DISGRACE to the Terry Cup! For your insolence, you will be sentenced to Terry Hell! Terry Hell is inside my mouth!

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

[Sarah slaps Bin]

Brad:
[to Bin] Babe, are you ok?

Sarah Doyle:
Uh...um, I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to.

Terry:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. If you two are gonna fight, you've gotta fight in the arena.

Sarah Doyle:
I don't wanna fight anybody!

Terry:
Well, if you succeed, you could win the Ultra Mega Terry Cup, which is valued at exactly 8 million Terry Credits.

Rachel:
[while sawing the collar] WHAT? No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! She'll do it! She'll do it!

Sarah Doyle:
What? Rachel? What are you doing?

Rachel:
Sarah, listen to me. You need to do this. Not for me, but for yourself. Make Brad forever regret dumping you.

Rachel:
And also, lend me the Ultra Mega Terry Cup when you win so I can use it to pay off my Terry Debt.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

[after Sarah cries in the restroom seeing Brad's new girlfirned, a gnome in a toiler appears]

Gwingle Blum:
HELLO THERE! MY NAME IS GWINGLE BLUM, THE TOILET GNOME!

Sarah Doyle:
Oh. Hello.

Gwingle Blum:
You are not allowed to be SAD at the Terry CUUUP! Everyone must always be having fun here! FUN, FUN, FUN! So here, drink THIIIS! [shrieks] AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER!

Sarah Doyle:
Uh, I don't think I wanna drink that.

Gwingle Blum:
[screams] DRINK IT! DRINK IIIT! DRINK IIIIT! DRINK IIT! DRINK IIIT!

Sarah Doyle:
Ok, ok, fine. I'll drink it. [drinks the juice]

Gwingle Blum:
Oh, by the way, that drink has poison in it. [screams]

Sarah Doyle:
What?

Gwingle Blum:
[screams as he ascends away]

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

[Rachel tries to bet a dance participant to see who will win the Terry Cup at the Terry Bet Station]

Sarah Doyle:
Rachel, you should probably not bet too much. Remember what happened last year?

Rachel:
Yeah, yeah. Whatever. 4 million Terry credits on Quickfoot McQuinty.

Terry:
[to Quickfoot] I...am not pleased.

[Terry burns Quickfoot to death with his fiery mouth]

Commentator:
There's no coming back from that! McQuinty loses!

Rachel:
F***.

[suddenly the Terry Bet Stations shoots out a tech collar onto Rachel's neck]

Machine:
You have 24 hours to pay your debt before your Terry Debt Necklace explodes.

Sarah Doyle:
Do you even have that much money?

Rachel:
I can make it back. 4 million credits on Dr. Dance Man.

Terry:
I am not pleased, again.

[Terry burns Dr. Dance Man]

Machine:
You lose. You now have one hour to pay your debt before your Terry Debt Necklace explodes.

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, my god, Rachel! How are you gonna pay that debt back?

Rachel:
It's ok. I've got an idea.

Rachel:
4 MILLION ON--

Sarah Doyle:
NO!

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

Crowd:
[chanting] Terry Cup! Terry Cup!

Train Engineer:
Oi! SHUT THE F*** UP! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG YOUSE HAVE BEEN CHANTING THAT NOW? IT GETS F***ING OLD! I'M SICK OF IT!

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

Beach People #9:
Hey, uh, everyone. I just wanna say thank you. Thank you for inviting my friends and myself to epic Christmas dinner. I was feeling kinda sh*tty lately and this genuinely lifted my spirits. We are humbled by this. And maybe Beach-creature kind, crocodile kind and humankind can get along after all...

[suddenly Sarah's Dad smashes Beach People #9]

Sarah's Dad:
What the hell was that? Did anyone see that thing talking? Bloody hell! Jesus Christ!

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

[while Flying Lotus enjoy Christmas lunch time with Sarah and Rachel]

Flying Lotus:
[to the beach people] I know it's gonna be weird to say, but I love y'all, man. I hope we die together. Y'all my brothers.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

[as Rachel finally opens up Sarah's Nan's rubies, she saw the same thing that happened she got last time she open her own present from the beginning of the episode]

Sarah's Mom:
Oh, yes. Nan kept prawn heads in that ruby bag, Rachel. I forgot to tell you.

Rachel:
[roars]

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

[after Rachel accidentally stabbed the Crocodile's heart while getting Sarah's Nan's rubies, the crocodile and the beach exploded]

Beach People #7:
You have destroyed our home. Our ancient home! For this, you must die!

Flying Lotus:
[pulls up two swords] Shi--, y'all f***ed up big time.

[as Sarah and Rachel were about to get murdered, Sarah get a message from her parents]

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, it's Christmas lunch time.

Beach People #8:
Oh. Rightio. Well...have fun, then.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

Sarah Doyle:
Ok, we should probably go this way towards the heart, then.

Rachel:
Ok, well, you go that way. I'm gonna go this way, towards the stomach 'cause the Crocodile ate your nan's rubies and that's the only reason I'm here, to steal your nan's rubies that should've gone to you, but I'm gonna steal them.

Sarah Doyle:
What?

Rachel:
WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING!

Sarah Doyle:
Ok, 'bye.

Rachel:
Ok, see ya.

[then the Rachel's "What? Nothing!" became an echo all of a sudden]

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

Frog Guardian:
Welcome to the Crocodile! I am the Frog Guardian. Why have you come here? Blim.

Sarah Doyle:
I need to speak with the Crocodile. I think he might be one.

Rachel:
Yeah, and I'm here to steal her nan's rubies.

Sarah Doyle:
What?

Rachel:
WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING! WHAT? NOTHING!

Frog Guardian:
Ah! If it is love you seek, you must enter where he speaks. And if you travel smart, you might just find the heart.

Sarah Doyle:
"Enter where he speaks". Ok, I guess we just go inside his mouth?

Rachel:
Yeah, I guess. [to FlyLo] Are you coming?

Flying Lotus:
[to a female crocodile] Thom Yorke, that's my boy, you know what I mean? [to Rachel] Ah, nah, nah. You guys good. You go without me.

Frog Guardian:
[to Sarah & Rachel] Ok, well, I've-I've also got some crocodile merch. Got some hats and mugs if you wanna buy...

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

Crocodiles:
[singing] You have arrived at Crocodile Town. Crocodile Town is under the ground. Here we dance and sing our song. Of how you'll meet the Crocodile in not too long. Just you wait and you will see. Down in the swamp is where he'll be. You will meet a sharp-toothed friend, and then this song will finally come to an end.

Rachel:
That sucked.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

[as Sarah and Rachel have fallen into Crocodile Town]

Sarah Doyle:
Are you ok?

Rachel:
[a couple of broken bones, but she was able to repair herself] Uh, yeah, I think.

[Flying Lotus then comes down with a superhero landing]

Flying Lotus:
Man, y'all know I couldn't miss out on this adventure!

Chorus:
FlyLo!

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

Sarah Doyle:
Wait. Are you the crocodile I saw on the cruise?

Crocodile 2:
[groans] No. I'm Crocodile 2. Obviously. You're thinking about Crocodile 1, also known as just Crocodile. He lives down in Crocodile Town.

Sarah Doyle:
Where's Crocodile Town?

Beach People:
[gasps] [all chant] Crocodile Town, Crocodile Town..

Crocodile 2:
So Crocodile Town, is where my kind, the crocodiles, live. Because of a lot of drama and disputes that I don't wanna get into right now, he lives there and I live here.

Sarah Doyle:
I have to go and meet him. I feel like we had a missed connection.

Crocodile 2:
Look, personally, I wouldn't be going to Crocodile Town, but you guys seem kind of rad.

[the beach person opens up the gateway hole to Crocodile Town]

Henry:
Uh, Rachel? B-Before you go, I-I just wanted you to have this ancient Beach Sword of Wisdom. I crafted just for you.

Rachel:
Henry, I don't know much about you or the crazy life you've had, but goddammit, I love you.

Sarah Doyle:
Um, I don't think I wanna go down there.

Rachel:
Yeah, actually, let's not do that.

Crocodile 2:
Too late. [pushes them into the hole to Crocodile Town]

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

Beach People #4:
Ok, and that was Blip with 'I Love My Mum'.

Beach People #5:
And now please welcome to the stage..

Beach People #6:
Flying Lotus.

[Flying Lotus arrives]

Flying Lotus:
Hey, hey. What up, y'all? I don't know how I got on this beach or where the f*** I am really, but, uh, I'm about to play some new track I've been working on for y'all.

Man:
Whoo! Yeah!

[Flying Lotus played some bass-heavy music thumps until an angry crocodile burst in]

Crocodile 2:
OI! KEEP IT DOWN IN HERE! I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 6AM FOR WORK TOMORROW!

The Beach People & Flying Lotus:
Sorry, Crocodile 2.

Henry:
Love you.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

Sarah Doyle:
We should probably be getting home for Christmas lunch soon.

Rachel:
Yeah, I really need to find your nan's rubies.

Sarah Doyle:
What?

Rachel:
WHAT? NOTHING!

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

Blip:
I love my mum! I love my mum! I love my mummy, I love my mum! Thank you. Thank you, everybody. That's it, that's my song. Thank you.

YOLO  Movie Quote

added 2 months ago

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