Judd Winner:
Allow me to offer you a free "Gals Gone Wild" t-shirt.
[suddenly Areola lifts up her shirt revealing her breasts to hypnotize the two drunk girls]
Areola:
Look into my nipples. Look into my nipples-- Not around the nipples, but in the nipples, and you're out.
Areola:
Ok, you're horny college girls who want to lift your shirts for the cameras.
[the hot girls starts to lift their shirts off for the cameras]
Areola:
Alright now, stick your tongues out and make out.
Areola:
Alright, now say, "We love Gals Gone Wild".
Hot Girls:
WE LOVE "GALS GONE WILD"!
Areola:
Alright, now read this. [shows a note]
Hot Girls:
[reading] "I hereby give permission for the worldwide use of this footage in any format to "Gals Gone Wild" productions, L.L.C. [cheering]
Areola:
Great. Now when I lower my top, you'll wake up and have no memory of this. 3, 2, 1, and you're back.
Hot Girl #2:
We don't want to be in your sleazy tape, ok? So just leave us alone.
[the hot girls leaved]
Judd Winner:
[to Stroker (as Cameraman)] They're in for a little surprise on tv next month, huh? [laughs]
Stroker (as Cameraman):
So that's your secret -- Hypnosis?
Judd Winner:
What did you think? TV turned a whole generation of girls into sleazy whores? That we normalizes promiscuous behavior to the point where college chicks would get naked for millions of masturbating men for the price of a trucker's hat? Come on, guys, of course it's hypnosis.
