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Mayor Bunga: OI, YOU! This weeked, come down to Goondawindi for the famous annual Dusty Truck N' Donut Muster. There's gonna be live music, cars, beer. You can even meet TV's Trent! The host of Channel 10's 'Outback Trent'. He's here, he's hot. F*ING HELL, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?! [Trent talks to Sarah in while being in the commercial] Trent: Come find me, Sarah. Sarah Doyle: [surprised] Rachel: [to Sarah] HEY! Rachel: The tv's on. Mayor Bunga: We'll also be holding the Goondawindi raffle where you can win the coveted GOONDAWINDI MEAT TRAY! Packed by Farmer Ethel herself. Farmer Ethel: [as an old lady] I packed it meself. Mayor Bunga: It's got your sausages, your rissoles, BLOODY EVERYTHING. IT'S MEAT TRAY. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? [throws the meat tray] F! Sunglasses Dude:* Get your tickets now, cnts. Rachel:* I want that meat tray. Sarah Doyle: Let's go. Sarah's Dad: If you girls are going to Goondawindi, you should borrow my TomTom GPS. Works perfectly fine. I just bought it off eBay too. Sarah Doyle: Um, nah, it's ok. We can just use our phones. Sarah's Dad: [crumbles up the TomTom GPS] OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, THEN. NOPE, I WON'T SUGGEST ANYTHING ELSE ANYMORE. I WON'T SUGGEST ANYTHING ELSE. Y-Y-YOU GIRLS...YOU GIRLS HAVE FUN. YOU GIRLS HAVE FUN. AH, JUST LEAVE. LEAVE. I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP BUT-- – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Sarah's parents watch a man hitting a house, with a random scribble on TV] Sarah's Mom: Oh, that's a nice house, isn't it, Bill? Sarah's Dad: WHAT?! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Rachel: Hey. Sarah Doyle: Hi. Rachel: So I'm sorry that I didn't really care about you being a plus one or being dragged away by demons or whatever. So, yeah, whatever. I'm sorry. Sarah Doyle: [sighs] That's ok. To be honest, I was, like, really angry at you at first, but I thought about it a lot in, like, the last half-hour or whatever and I realized that... Rachel: Uh, can you please stop talking? Sarah Doyle: Oh, sorry. Rachel: Look at this photo I got with Maddison. [shows a picture with Maddison's ugly face in it] Sarah Doyle: You look so f*ing hot. Rachel: Nah, I'm fugly. But thanks. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[after Sarah and Lucas got done burying the hooded robber] Lucas: Ah, yes, the deed has been done. [slurps] Sarah Doyle: You can't tell anyone about this. Lucas: Oh, I won't tell anyone, Sarah. As long as I can get a kissy. Sarah Doyle: What? Lucas: If I can get a kissy, I won't tell a soul what happened here today. But if I don't, who knows what I'll dooooo...? [creepily spins his head around] Sarah Doyle: Ok, fine. One kiss. [as Lucas was about to kiss Sarah, the hooded robber rises] [Lucas shrieks and quickly runs away like a lizard] Hooded Robber: Ohh, me head! What happened? Sarah Doyle: Um, I hit you with, like, a bag of ice and we thought you were dead so we, like, buried you or something. Soz. Hooded Robber: Look. I'll be honest with ya. Me car's broke down on the way to the airport 'cause me missus and I have gotta catch a flight and her phone's gone...just gone dead. And we need to call the NRMA to come fix the car, but I-I need money for the payphone and I was just...I like, you wouldn't happen to have, like, two bucks on ya, would ya? Sarah Doyle: No, sorry. Hooded Robber: Oh, yeah, ok. Yeah, no worries. God bless. [leaves] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[when Rachel finally gets a selfie with Maddison, Rachel's phone didn't work] Rachel: Sorry. It's kind of f*ed. Maddison: Ok. That's enough. Rachel: Wait. One second. It hasn't taken a photo yet. Maddison: I said that's ENOUGH! [then Rachel's photo finally gets taken] Maddison: Soz, babe, I should probably mingle and talk to more people. It was so nice to see you, though. Rachel: [while getting kicked out] Ok, maybe we can catch up soon. Maddison: Yeah, I don't know. I'm really busy lately. So, like, yeah, I don't know. Uh, say hi to Sarah for me, though. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Rachel and Maddison meet each other in a serious sequence] Maddison: Oh...Rachel. Is that you? Rachel: [passive aggressive] Hey, Maddison. Yeah. How are you? Maddison: Oh, my god. Good. I haven't seen you in ages. Are you still friends with Sarah? Rachel: [passive aggressive] Yep. She still my bestie. Maddison: Oh, my god. That's so cute that you guys are still friends. I don't talk to anyone from high school anymore. Rachel: [passive aggressive] Heh-heh. Well, it looks like you're having an awesome life. Maddison: Yeah, I'll be going over to Europe next month. I actually have a lot of friends over there. Have you been overseas? Rachel: [passive aggressive] No...I haven't. I'd love to, though. Maddison: Oh, my god. You sooo should. It would be really great for someone else like you. Hmph. It might broaden your mind. Rachel: [passive aggressive] Heh. Cool. So.... [normal voice] can I get a selfie? Maddison: [glaring] Yeah, of course. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Rachel sees a woman falling from Maddison's tower] Woman: Ah, ah...MADDISOOOOOON! [thud] Rachel: Cringe. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Lucas: Sarah! Sarah Doyle: Oh. Hi. Lucas: I, it is so lovely to see you. I...I added you the other day, but...but you have failed to follow me back. What brings you to...to this fine merchant? Sarah Doyle: Just buying some ice. Lucas: Ah, fantastic. Ice -- The solid form of H20. Uh, such a magnificent phenomenon. Sarah Doyle: Ok. I'm gonna go get the ice now. Lucas: Ah, very well. Good luck on your quest. [sings upbeat ditty] [suddenly a hooded robber arrives] Hooded Robber: [pulls out a gun] Oi! Everyone put your f*ing hands up! Ya getting robbed, cs! Lucas:* Oh, please, sir, do not harm me. I am just a humble traveler he-- here to trade my coin for nourishment. Hooded Robber: Shut up! [Hooded Robber shoots one of Lucas' arm] Lucas: WHOOOA! Hooded Robber: Empty the cash register and give us all your f*ing money! [bleep] give it! GIVE IT! Cashier: Ok. [Sarah hits the hooded robber with a bag of ice] Lucas: Sarah, y-you've killed him! You've killed the grown man! Sarah Doyle: Oh, my god. Is he actually dead? Lucas: You're a murder now, Sarah. Murderer! We have to bury the body! Whee! – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[while Sarah is mining in the Plus One zone] Sarah Doyle: Oh, my god! What kind of party is this? Old Miner: You get used to it after a while. And sometimes you can keep some of the stones that you crush. Hello. [gets zapped] Plus One Demon: Silence, Plus One! [to Sarah] You! We need more ice for the esky. You will go to the corner shop to purchase some. Fulfill your quest or suffer 300 more years in here! Sarah Doyle: Okay! Plus One Demon: [brings out his wallet] Here. Take $5 bucks. Should...should be enough. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Demon Guard #3: Halt! This area is for Maddison's actual friends. Rachel: [with creepy beautiful face] That's me! Demon Guard #3: To enter, you must answer the following question. What day is Maddison's birthday? [Rachel looks for clues for a second] Rachel: Um, today? Demon Guard #3: ...That's correct. Demon Guard #4: Nice. Demon Guard #3: [surprised] Good...good job. Yep, go ahead, please. Demon Guard #4: Yeah, go. Feel free. Demon Guard #3: Yeah. Rachel: Thanks. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Rachel: I need to get that selfie with Madison, even if it kills me. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Sarah enters the Plus One Zone] Sarah Doyle: Ok. Kinda random. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Demon Guard: [grabs Sarah] WAIT! Are you the crystal-holder's plus one? Sarah Doyle: Yeah. Demon Guard: You must enter through the side door, plus one. [Demon Guard magically tattoo a mark on Sarah's forehead] Sarah Doyle: What the...?! Demon Guard: Minions! Take her! Rachel: [happily drunk] Bye, Sarah! Sorry, I didn't know. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Demon Guard: Halt! Present your invitation crystal. [Rachel gives the demon guard the crystal] Demon Guard #2: Ok, you may enter. Demon Guard: Yes, you may enter. Demon Guard: Thanks for the crystal. Demon Guard #2: Yeah, thanks for that. Not many people bring the crystal. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Rachel: SARAH! SARAH! Sarah Doyle: [far away] YEAH?! Rachel: [yells] WANNA GO TO A PARTY TONIGHT AS MY PLUS ONE?! Sarah Doyle: OH MY GOD! TOTALLY! I'LL JUST GO TELL MY PARENTS! [Sarah ask her parents] Sarah Doyle: Hey, um, I'm gonna go out tonight. Sarah's Mom: Oh, no. Sarah, no, no. Could you just stay in tonight instead? Ugh. All you do is go out to all these parties every single night. It's just...it's so worrying. It's worrying us. Sarah's Dad: [gibbers] Worrying us. Sarah Doyle: Uhh... Sarah's Dad: Before you go, Sarah, I found an article in the newspaper I think you'd really enjoy. It's right up your alley. Take -- Take -- Take a read of it. I think you'll really enjoy this. Sarah Doyle: Uh-uh, yeah, ma-maybe later. Sarah's Dad: [crumbles up the newspaper] OH, OKAY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT. NO WORRIES. I'LL JUST THROW THAT AWAY. YEP. LAST TIME I DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, SARAH. ALRIGHT, GOODBYE, GOODBYE. HAVE FUN. GOODBYE. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Demonic Voice: Dear citizen, you have been invited to the sacred birthday party of the one and only Maddison the Beautiful. With over 2,000 followers, a daddy who knows she's a princess, and a 6'4" boyfriend, Maddison is obviously the coolest and hottest girl in town. Demonic Voice: If you possess the strength and will to scale Maddison's colossal tower, you may actually even be able to see her yourself to get a selfie. Demonic Voice: Doors open at 8PM tonight at the Maddison tower in west Wollongong. Plus ones are acceptable, but will be delegated to the plus one zone. Madison: [rotoscoped] Hey, I can't wait to see you! Demonic Voices: ALL HAIL MADISON! Demonic Voice: Please retrieve the invitation crystal after self-destruct. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Victor's Dad: Victor, my son, I have one last request. Victor Frankenstein: Yes, father? Victor's Dad: Never bring me back to life! [Victor Frankenstein bring his father back to life] Victor Frankenstein: Don't worry, I won't. [shoots his father] Victor Frankenstein: HA HA! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Blanket Jackson suddenly tripped over a cord and accidentally bumping Michael Jackson into the DNA merger] Michael Jackson: What's this? Blanket Jackson: Dad, we're together! Michael Jackson: For eternity? Blanket Jackson: This is awesome! Michael Jackson: This is awful! Blanket Jackson: I love y-- [MJ pulls Blanket's hair] Michael Jackson: I hate you! Blanket Jackson: Wait! Stop hitting! Michael Jackson: Get away from me! Blanket Jackson: I love us! Michael Jackson: I hate us! [then Michael Jackson and Blanket Jackson accidentally gets bitten by a werewolf rug] Blanket Jackson: Ow! That hurt! Michael Jackson: In an interesting way! Blanket Jackson: Yeah, interesting! Michael Jackson: SHUT UP! [suddenly the moon appears] Both: Uh-oh! WHEEEEEEE! [then they suddenly turned into a werewolf rug confirming their death] Polidori: Well, at least we got a new rug out of this. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Victor Frankenstein: Blanket, go away! Blanket Jackson: [to Michael] But, Dad, I figures out how you can love me, bra. Michael Jackson: OH! MAKE IT STOP! Victor Frankenstein: [to Blanket] QUIT TALKING! YOU'RE UPSETTING DAD! Polidori: What's been going on in here? Frankenstein's Creation: [while spliced in Victor's Son body] You don't want to know. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Victor Frankenstein: My daddy never wanted to play "Dress Up" with me! Michael Jackson: [giggles] Dress up is fun! [cuts to the next where Frankenstein's Creation has been spliced into a woman's body] Frankenstein's Creation: Why must I be dragged through this humiliation? Michael Jackson & Victor: [laughs] Michael Jackson: Now what? Victor Frankenstein: How about his head on a little boy's body? [Victor opens the crate to find his son] Baron Frankenstein: Oh, Daddy, I'm-a made of fish today! Victor Frankenstein: [to Michael] I took the liberty of kidnapping my son from the past when he was 6. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Dr. Henry Jekyll: Pardon me. Blanket Jackson: No worries. I'm Blanket Jackson. Dr. Henry Jekyll: Dr. Henry Jekyll. Blanket Jackson: Can I buy you a round? Dr. Henry Jekyll: No need. I've brought my own. [Dr. Jekyll drinks his own potion that turns himself into Mr. Hyde] Blanket Jackson: Whoa! Gnarly! [to Polidori] Hey. How do I become a Dr. Jekyll? Polidori: By coming out of his mother's vagina and four years of med school. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Blanket Jackson: Hey, hey, bra! Wazzup! Polidori: Ah. The wet blanket. Blanket Jackson: Hey, so, who was that weird bat guy? Polidori: The world's most negligible bachelor, Drac-u-la. Blanket Jackson: Oh. I want to be Dracula! Then my Dad would totally find me interesting. Polidori: Look, if you're going to window shop for a new personality, have a seat. This place is simply crawling with options. Blanket Jackson: Cool! I'll mull it over a long island iced tea. Polidori: And I'll have the usual. Blanket Jackson: What's your poison, braheimerson? [Ygor gives Polidori a drink of poison] Polidori: Funny you should ask. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Count Dracula: Oh, Elizabeth! Hey, you want to have a threesome with us, huh? Let's make lemons out of this lemonade. [chuckles] Elizabeth Frankenstein: Scram. [pulls up a cross] Count Dracula: [hisses] Okay. [turns into a bat] Catch ya later! You donut! – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Michael Jackson: Ew. I hate children. Victor Frankenstein: But I thought the Michael Jackson part of you was infamous for enjoying the company of the awkwardly youthful. Michael Jackson: Well, that part of me used to like how weird and interesting it made me seem to hang out with little kids. But on their own, they're boring. Victor Frankenstein: Well, that's quite ironic because ever since I was a little boy, my father found me too interesting. Michael Jackson: Oh...I would have neutered that interestingness. Victor Frankenstein: For a moment, I considered being more boring -- Not experimenting on live animals and never inventing lips for your earlobes or anything like that, but I just couldn't help it! Michael Jackson: I wish I had a son just like you. Victor Frankenstein: You...are interested in my work? Michael Jackson: [giggles] Ooh! Very! Victor Frankenstein: Well...thank you, Mr...? Michael Jackson: Call me "Dad". Victor Frankenstein: Thank you...Dad. [Michael tickles Victor Frankenstein] Victor Frankenstein: Oh, thank you! [hugs Michael Jackson] I needed this. – Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Movie Quote	added 2 months ago

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