Stroker:
Hey, Double-Wide. Mind if I watch the game here? Cable idiots say they didn't get my check.
Double-Wide:
Stroker! Have a cigar.
Stroker:
Whoa, don't mind if I do.
Double-Wide:
You're just in time to check out my new invention. This one is gonna make me rich. Ta-da! [reveals his invention]
Stroker:
Looks like one of those ashtray air purifier things.
Double-Wide:
[laughs] One of those ashtray purifier things. Oh, Stroker! But wait. What have we here? Oh, my god! It opens up! Is that a mouth-watering rotisserie chicken smoking to perfection inside? Holy smokes, it is! It purifies the air while it smokes your meats. It's the Holy Smoker.
[Double-Wide shows Stroker an infomercial]
Double-Wide:
Let me show you my infomercial. You guys can focus group it for me.
Todd:
[on TV] You've heard all about the amazing ToddCo Lint Loom, right folks? Which takes ordinary dryer lint and weaves amazing designer sweaters just like the one I'm wearing now...
Double-Wide:
Well, well. Look who we have here. My old nemesis.
Todd:
Listen, it's nothing compared to what I am about to unveil. Do you want to remove the smell of tobacco from your home?
Double-Wide:
Of course.
Todd:
And do you love smoked ham?
Double-Wide:
Damn straight! Wait, what the hell?
Todd:
Introducing the ToddCo Secondhand Smoker.
Todd's Assistant:
Goodbye black lung, hello blackened snapper. [laughs]
Double-Wide:
That bastard stole my million dollar idea -- Again!
Stroker:
Double-Wide! Double-Wide, simmer down. It's just a coincidence.
Double-Wide:
Coincidence? Look at this. I call it my box of broken dreams. It's every invention that Todd beat me to market with. My home Liposuction Kit, the Blubber Scrubber.
Stroker:
I recognize that thing with the spring.
Double-Wide:
The Scrotum Hair Trimmer, rad-nads.
Stroker:
Yeah, that thing doesn't work for crap.
Double-Wide:
Yes, it does!
