[Satan calls The Senator while he's still on his tank waiting for the monster to come]
Senator Whitehead:
[on phone] This is Bob.
Satan:
You look ridiculous on that thing.
Senator Whitehead:
Where are you? Stay away from here.
Satan:
Listen, I'm calling to tell you again -- Don't shoot the monster.
Senator Whitehead:
Well, I'm gonna shoot the monster, and you know what? I don't need you anymore. You're fired.
Satan:
Bob, just don't shoot the monster, and I'll make everything right.
Senator Whitehead:
Oh, really?
Satan:
Yes. Do I always take care of you, huh? Who's my whitey whitehead?
Senator Whitehead:
Ah, don't.
Satan:
Who is he?
Senator Whitehead:
I d-d-d...
Satan:
You're my little baby.
Senator Whitehead:
Don't do that. No, please.
Satan:
Am I cradling you in my arms? Am I?
Senator Whitehead:
No, d-d--
Satan:
You do love me. As I love you.
Senator Whitehead:
No, no.
Satan:
Yes, I do.
Satan:
Bob?
Senator Whitehead:
Hmm?
Satan:
You want to go out with Lucy, right? You do this for me...
Senator Whitehead:
[goes mad] OH, DON'T GET ME STARTED ABOUT LUCY! MY GOD! SHE'S THE MOST FRUSTRATING -- [growls] I CAN'T -- SHE WON'T RETURN MY CALLS!
Satan:
She won't return your calls.
Senator Whitehead:
I CAN'T EVEN GET TO SECOND BASE!
Satan:
Can't do what? What are you trying to say?
[then The Senator turns into a flesh-eating monster which turns out to be the same monster that's wrecking the Golden Gate Bridge earlier ago on the news]
Senator Whitehead:
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!
Satan:
Don't forget to vote?
