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Stacie: Oh, hi, Rachel. Rachel: [straining] Oh, hi, Stacie. How are you? Are you still working as a checkout chick? Stacie: [chuckles] No. I'm a neurosurgeon now. Sarah Doyle: What? Stacie: Yeah, it's long hours, but I'm lucky that Dave stays home with the kids. And honestly, it's not even about the six-figure salary. It's about the connection I make with my patients. Sarah Doyle: [jealous] Cool. I have a garden. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Rachel: [on phone] Yeah, and I just rolled up to that sht party. Yeah, alright. Later. [hangs up] Sarah Doyle:* Who was that? Rachel: Dunno. Just dialed some random number. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Rat Man: So, Sarah, what have you been up to? Sarah Doyle: Well, while you're all getting married and having kids, I've been giving birth to this garden. And I've actually got a boyfriend, too, who's coming soon. He's a musician. Eye-Bagged Girl & Tiny Angel: [in unison] That's cool. Do you and Rachel still hang out? No offense, but she was kind of scary. Ponytail Green Shirt Girl: Yeah, f* her, man! I hated her! Sarah Doyle: Really? I thought everyone liked her. Rat Man: Nah. We actually all distanced ourselves from ya since ya hang around her so much. Rat Man: Cool party though, Sarah. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Sarah Doyle: I'm having a small gathering tonight. Do you maybe wanna come? Winged Bat Guy: Sure. As long as your party can handle a handsome "wingman" like me. [does a rock hand sign while making a weird face with his tongue] Sarah Doyle: Um, I don't...I don't get it. Winged Bat Guy: 'Cause, like, I've got wings, you know, or, or... Sarah Doyle: Oh, no, totally. Oh, my god. That's so funny. You're so funny. [nervous laugh] Winged Bat Guy: Wait. Wait. Wait. Shut the f* up for a second. Wait. Hold on. [presses record on his phone] Winged Bat Guy: [scatting & singing] Tomato, garden, brown-haired girl. Winged Bat Guy: Sorry. When my musical inspiration hits me, I have to get it down on voice memo. Sarah Doyle: Oh, wow. You're a musician, too? Winged Bat Guy: Yeah, kind of a protocol. No big deal. Anyway, yeah, I'll see you tonight. Bye-bye -- Or even, "Bat-bye". [close up face] See ya. [Winged Bat Guy poorly flies away with his tiny wings] – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Lucas' Computer: Social media notification. You have just been invited to Wollongong High School reunion by Sarah. Lucas: Sarah invited me? This is it! This could be the night I finally get my kissies! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Sarah Doyle: These tomatoes are going really well. Surprisingly I haven't even mulched them. Rachel: [looking at her phone] Uh-huh. Sarah Doyle: And I actually grew this basil from a cutting. Do you want to try some? Rachel: Uh, about 6:00. Sarah Doyle: Look, if you're so bored by my garden, maybe some of my other friends might actually support me. Rachel: You don't have any other friends. Sarah Doyle: Stacie's my friend. Rachel: Remember when I dug up a dead dog and put it in her car on muck-up day? That was sick. Sarah Doyle: Yeah, actually that was really mean. Rachel: Oh, come on! Everyone loved it. And it was 12 years ago. She would have gotten over it by now. Sarah Doyle: Wow. Has it really been 12 years since high school? Rachel: Yeah. And look how far we've come. [poorly spits] Sarah Doyle: You know what? That what we should do to tonight. Let's have a little impromptu reunion. [texts on her phone] "Heyyy guys! Long time no see haha. Small gathering tonight @ mine. Would luv 2 catch up! Love heart". This will be so much fun. I can't wait to show off my new garden. Rachel: Shut the f* up, Sarah. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Mermaid: Did you win your maiden? Lucas: No, it's hopeless. Even after saving her, she still doesn't care for me. Mermaid: You know, I pity you, Lucas, and it's kind of funny watching you try to win over this plain woman. So I suppose I can give you the recipe to the ancestors' ancient love potion. But I warn you -- Nobody has ever successfully gathered the ingredients. I don't even know how powerful it is. Lucas: Hmm. Alchemy. I don't think so. Mermaid: Well, hold onto them just in case. Lucas: ...Okay. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[while Rachel is on the floor on her own vomit] Rachel: [groans] That was so beautiful. F*! I'm so horny now. [retches] – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Peleeken Mischief Maker: Sharon, I'm sorry I kicked you, but you we're becoming a scary bride. But...you're still my wife and I love you. [as Peleeken kiss Sharon, Sharon activate her good side] Sharon Doyle: [normal voice] P-Peleeken? Peleeken Mischief Maker: SHARON! YOU'RE ALIVE! Sharon Doyle: I don't know what came over me. The wedding, the bridesmaids. I guess it all sent me a bit crazy. Peleeken Mischief Maker: That's okay, darling. I understand. You were just stressed. OH! I've got an idea. Let's go on an Airbnb honeymoon and cheese and crackers and binge epic TV shows. YAAAY! Bridesmaid #3: Yeah, this was the most cringest wedding ever. Bridesmaid #1: Yeah, I know, and the food was sht, too. – YOLO* Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Peleeken Mischief Maker: Please, let my friends go. Oh, this is just awful. Sharon Doyle: [deep voice] Quiet, puny husband Now that I have my photo with all the guests inside, the whole world will love me as -- As the coolest birde ever. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[as the photo taker uses the Polaroid camera to take the photo of Sarah holding hands with Peleeken and the others, the photo snaps and sucks them into the picture] Sharon Doyle: I did it! I have the best wedding photo of all time! My guests are trapped here forever! [to the Heathers] THIS BEATS ALL YOUR SHT WEDDING PHOTOS! Bridesmaid #3:* Oh, my god, what a try-hard. Bridesmaid #1: I know, and it's still a crappy photo. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Sarah Doyle: You really want a photo of me holding hands with your husband? Sharon Doyle: Yes, this is beautiful! We are breaking jealousy norms! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Sharon Doyle: Sarah! You made it! Sarah Doyle: Of course. Congratulations! I didn't know you were marrying Peleeken. Rachel and I know him. Sharon Doyle: Thank you, yes! We met on my 30th birthday. I was partying at Portugal Club in Portugal! All my friends were passed out but then I look across the room, and there he was -- Peleeken! I knew right then and there we had to get married! Peleeken Mischief Maker: Yes, I never believed in love at first sight before I saw -- Sharon Doyle: SHUT UP! I'M TELLING THE STORY! Peleeken Mischief Maker: Sorry, dear. Bridesmaid #3: [chuckles] That was so awkward. Bridesmaid #1: Yeah, how long do you give it? Bridesmaid #3: Like two months. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Crab Priest: Do you Sharon, take this, whatever it is, to be your lawfully wedded husband? Sharon Doyle: I DOOO! Crab Priest: Crab-tastic. You may now kiss? [as Sharon lifts up the husband's face cloth, its revealed that Peleeken will be Sharon's husband] Sarah Doyle: Peleeken? That the guy from the Bush Doof. Rachel: [crying] F*! Sorry. It's just so beautiful. It's like a fing fairy tale. – YOLO* Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[as Sarah goes into Sharon's wedding] Big Crab Bouncer: [to Rachel] Oi, can't come in with that sword. Rachel: It's my new look. I'm not gonna use it. Calm down. Big Crab Bouncer: Sorry, love. No weapons allowed. Rachel: Ugh, fine. Whatever. [to Lucas] Oi, stay out here and mind my sword. Lucas: [to the Big Crab Bouncer] We're a trio. Big Crab Bouncer: Uh-huh. Can you wait away from me, mate? – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Rachel: I haven't seen your sister in ages. Remember when we used to get f*ed up and bash people at Wollongong Train Station? Sarah Doyle: Um, that was just you two. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Lucas: [to Sarah] Oh, you're going to a wedding? I love weddings! But alas, I wasn't invited. So I shall listen to sad music and walk home...alone. [while Lucas slowly walking home listen to sad music] Sarah Doyle: You can come if you want. Lucas: [stops walking] YAAAAY! I know you two are usually the feminine duo, but I sense a new vibe for us. We're a trio! And I shall now write our theme song in my head. Lucas: [repeated singing] Lucas, and Rachel, Sarah. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Sarah Doyle: Hey, Rache-- Oh. Hi, Lucas. Lucas: Oh, hello, Sarah. You look rather beautiful and sun kissed today. Sarah Doyle: Thanks. I've been gathering. I'm kind of, like, a gardener now. Lucas: Oh, that's so cool! Personally I like tech stuff, but nature is cool, too. I enjoy the fractal element. Rachel: [to Sarah] What do you want? Sarah Doyle: Oh, my sister Sharon is getting married on Planet Bali. Did you want to come? Could be fun. Rachel: Yeah, alright, but I'll warn ya, I get pretty emotional at weddings. Sarah Doyle: Oh, really? I didn't know that. Rachel: Yeah, something about two people finding each other against all odds gets me going. And the free drinks. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[while Lucas makes a sword for Rachel] Rachel: Hurry up. How long is this gonna take? Lucas: Now, now, Rachel, blade-smithing is a delicate process. These forging techniques span thousands of years. We mustn't disgrace the steel gods of Gwentalia. Rachel: Shut the f* up, man. Is this nearly done? Lucas: Yep, here you go. These Lucas blades go like hotcakes on my Etsy, so you are very privileged to get one this quick, in my opinion. Rachel: F* yeah. This is definitely my new look. Lucas: I know you just commissioned me to make this blade, but may I ask what your intentions are with it? Rachel: I had a vision at some stupid, f**ing backyard hippie party. [spits] Saw myself as, like, an empress or some sht holding a sword. I guess I always wanted this for myself, but I never realized I could make it into a reality till now. Rachel: Alright, now shut up! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Sarah Doyle: Hey, Sharon just dropped around to invite us to her wedding. She's getting married on Planet Bali. Sarah's Dad: Who's Sharon? Sarah Doyle: My sister? Your daughter? Sarah's Dad: Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Sarah Doyle: So, you guys coming? Sarah's Dad: Nah. [chillaxing as he tries to open up a can of beer] [Sarah sees her Mom passing out] Sarah Doyle: Is Mom alright? Sarah's Dad: [slowly turns his head at his wife aggressively] Yeah, she'll be alright. [Sarah slowly walks away from her house after what she just witness] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Sharon Doyle: SARAAAH! [while crawling like a spider] Sarah Doyle: Oh, hey, Sis! Oh, my god! I haven't seen you in months. How was Portugal? Sharon Doyle: YES, IT WAS LOVELY! THANK YOU! I RENTED AN AIRBNB IN PORTUGAL -- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? I'M TALKING! Sarah Doyle: Uh, sorry. Sharon Doyle: ...in Portugal to write my novel, but I met a man, and we had a coronavirus romance! Now we are getting MARRIED! [close-up face] Sarah Doyle: Oh, my god! Congratulations! That's incredible, Sharon! Sharon Doyle: Thank you! That is why I have come! You and Mum and Dad are invited to my wedding on Planet Bali TONIIIGHT! Here is the pretty invitation I made on Photoshop! Sarah Doyle: Oh, yeah. It's very pretty. Sharon Doyle: See you all there TONIIIIIGHT! [ascends as she turn into objects while floating in the sky disappearing] Crow: F*in' hell, she was loud. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Sarah's Dad: Sarah, I know you want to start your own garden, so I dug me old B L O O D & B O N E from the garage. Thought you could use some B L O O D & B O N E. Sarah Doyle: Uh, it's alright, Dad, the YouTube video I just watched said I could use Wollongong soil 'cause apparently it's very nutritious. Sarah's Dad: [annoyed] Alright, fine, fine. Forget I said anything about the B L O O D & B O N E. I guess you don't need the B L O O D & B O N E for your garden. Yep, I was just trying to help, but I guess you don't want any help from me. [throws the Blood & Bone soil away into the sky] Sarah's Dad: F* you, Sarah. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Sarah Doyle: [to herself] Yeah. I've never had something. This will be my something. I'm gonna grow a garden and stuff. This is a nice time to light my vanilla candle to celebrate this decision. Rachel: [far away] JUST SHUT UP, SARAH! I'M FANTASIZING OVER HERE! Rachel: [to herself] Empress Rachel. Yeah, that does actually sound pretty sick. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[when Sarah went back to her house after escaping the Sisters' backyard] Sarah's Mom: Oh, hello, Sarah. Did you have a nice night? Sarah Doyle: Um, yeah, overall, it was quite nice. Sarah's Dad: YOU SMELL LIKE CIGARETTES, SARAH. Sarah Doyle: Oh, i-it's 'cause I was at a bonfire. Sarah's Dad: Oh, okay, 'cause I was just gonna ask you if I could bum one off to you. [chuckles] I'm just kidding, Sarah. Calm down. [annoyed] Alright, no, I won't make any more jokes. That's it. No more jokes. If no one's gonna laugh at them, just forget about it. Just forget about it. No more. That's it. Say nothing. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago

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