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[as Megabilby does the Wave Pool on Tsunami mode]

Megabilby:
See you in hell, Rachel.

[suddenly Rachel's heart starts to grow a bit]

Rachel:
F*** it. I'm coming in.

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added 2 months ago

[Sarah builds a boat for the animals in progress]

Mecret:
Yes, babes. Keep going, girl. Who cares if you don't actually know what you're doing?

Sarah Doyle:
I'm manifesting self-confidence, self-love, and carpentry skills. [broke her finger while hammering] Could you help me bandage my finger?

Mecret:
Look, babe, I'm, like, super squeamish. But remember, you got this.

[Sarah tries to pulls her broken finger back together]

Sarah Doyle:
[screaming]

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added 2 months ago

[Lucas checks his phone and message a friend online to see if the bones arrived yet]

Lucas:
[texts] "Good sir, I voyage to your meeting location. When might I expect thee"?

Meteor:
You're early, man. I'll be there soon.

Lucas:
Wait, you're FallingAngel667?

Meteor (as FallingAngel667):
Yeah, that's my short name. I'm trying to get more passive income on the side.

Lucas:
Where are the items you advertised?

Meteor (as FallingAngel667):
Yeah, yeah, it's coming. I just got to come down, and kill all the Megafauna. Then, you can get all the bones you want.

Lucas:
Drat. I should've arrived *after* you annihillate all the Megafauna.

Meteor (as FallingAngel667):
Yeah, man. You're five minutes early. In fact, I'll get out of here unless you want to get burned alive.

Lucas:
[dramatic sound] We're all in danger -- [dramatic sound] Including my darling, Sarah. [dramatic sound] Yippee! A rescue quest!

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added 2 months ago

Megabilby:
Want to do something wild?

Rachel:
Obviously.

Megabilby:
I dare you to eat that old chicken nugget on the ground.

Rachel:
What's that?

Megabilby:
You eat that old piece of meat covered in dirt. I double-dog dare ya. Unless you're a pussy.

[Rachels eats the dirty chicken nugget]

Megabilby:
Well, I'm impressed.

Rachel:
[blushed] Whatever.

Rachel:
Now, I dare you to got to the Wave Pool.

Megabilby:
Easy.

Rachel:
On Tsunami mode.

Megabilby:
You psycho b*tch.

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added 2 months ago

[as Sarah throw her Mecret book into the green ooze, the Mecret come to life]

Mecret:
Sarah, babe.

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, my god. Mecret? You're, like, actually speaking to me.

Mecret:
Ha ha, course, babes. I manifested that you would throw me into that ooze, so I could come talk to you. So, what's up?

Sarah Doyle:
Well, I've been trying so hard to visualize saving the animals, but nothing's working.

Mecret:
Babes, what do I always say? Manifestation isn't about visualization.

Sarah Doyle:
It's about taking action.

Mecret:
Did you just interrupt me?

Sarah Doyle:
Oh. I didn't mean to.

Mecret:
[scoffs] I guess you don't need my help 'cause your own ideas are so amazing. You don't deserve me at all.

[then Mecret became evil and tries to attack Sarah, instead she attack bamboos and wood]

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, my god. You're right. Instead of visualizing, I need to build.

Mecret:
Uh, yeah, that's exactly why I almost killed you -- To show you the way. [looks away for split second to see if nobody saw what she did recently]

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added 2 months ago

Sarah Doyle:
When I open my eyes, the comet will be gone.

[opens her eyes]

Meteor:
Hi.

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added 2 months ago

Rachel:
Oi, do one of you furries have a skull that's, like, a bit pointy and sh*t? [to the fish] What are you supposed to be?

Fish:
You know, it's rude to ask, right?

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added 2 months ago

Sarah Doyle:
[to the creatures] Hello. I am Sarah. I am here from the future.

Fox:
Oh, here we go, now, "to save you from the future".

Sarah Doyle:
But I can save you. [pulls up her book] Behold "The Mecret". I'll use the power of manifestation to save you all from dying.

Kangaroo:
Oh, shut up. That manifestation stuff doesn't work. Already tried it. Never got my f***ing Ferrari.

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added 2 months ago

Sarah Doyle:
Rachel, we have to do something.

Rachel:
Skull.

Sarah Doyle:
What?

Rachel:
Nothing.

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added 2 months ago

Emu:
Look out, crowd surf up!

[Emu falls off the cliff splatted himself to death]

Meteor:
[chuckles] You're all gonna be squashed like that guy when I hit Earth. That's so weird, hey.

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added 2 months ago

Meteor:
Hey, can some chuck a cold one in the fridge for me? [laughs] Just kidding. I'm a big ball of fire, so that would not be good for me.

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added 2 months ago

Emu:
Megafauna of Jamberoo, y'all ready for one last epic part-tay?

Meteor:
Oh, did you say party? Can I come, too?

Emu:
Ugh, shut up. We're having this party because of you. Megafauna, raise a stubby for the final apocalypse party. To the end of the f***ing world! Cheers, lads!

Sarah Doyle:
Rache, what's an apocalypse party?

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added 2 months ago

Sarah Doyle:
Do you hear that?

Rachel:
[evil laughs] Sounds like a party.

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added 2 months ago

Lucas:
Fancy seeing you here, ladies. The Mecret is a portmanteau, combining the words "me" -- Meaning "the self", and "secret", meaning "The secret".

Rachel:
What the hell are you doing here?

Lucas:
I'm glad you asked, Rachel. I am on a time quest for a certain ingredient for a certain potion. I needed to be on this train to get to Jamberoo Waterpark...300 million years ago.

[Lucas presses his time machine button to send the train way back 300 million years ago to Jamberoo Waterpark]

Conductor:
Now arriving at Jamberoo 300 Million Years Ago Station.

Lucas:
It worked!

Sarah Doyle:
Lucas? You did this?

Lucas:
[blushed] Why, yes, Sarah. Have I impressed you with my time-traveling prowess?

Sarah Doyle:
Um, not really.

Lucas:
Now, I must side quest to meet the gentleman I met online. But you ladies, stay here and marvel at my time-machine building abilities, please.

Rachel:
Seriously f*** off.

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added 2 months ago

Sarah Doyle:
Ooh, empty carriage. You know, I actually manifested this carriage to be empty, and now it is. I've been learning from "The Mecret".

Rachel:
Can you manifest "Shut the f*** up about that book"?

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added 2 months ago

Lucas:
After toiling away for many moons. I finally finished my glorious time machine. [holds a Sarah photo] How many potential suitors would manipulate time and space for you, my dear?

Lucas:
[imitates Sarah] None, my liege.

Lucas:
Hmm. So I thought.

Lucas:
[sees the ancient love potion note] This love potion requires bones of the megafauna. Fortunately, I have sourced a vendor from a different era. So, back in time I go, to gather my ingredients. Hooray.

Lucas:
Okay, let us test my invention.

[Lucas presses his time machine sending him way back before creating his time machine in the first place]

Lucas:
It worked! Alas, I should have gone back to a time *after* I finished my machine. Ah, Lucas, you fool! [imitates Sarah] You're not a fool. [normal voice] Thank you, my love.

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added 2 months ago

[as Sarah turns on the fan, she saw a waterpark commercial]

Beach Guy:
Beat the heat at the Jamberoo Waterpark. We've got the Rock, the Crazy Slide, the other rock, the Wave Pool. Now with tsunami mode [bleep].

[suddenly the Beach Guy got splashed in the Wave Pool, hitting the camera]

Beach Guy:
Jamberoo Waterpark -- Just a hop away on the train line. [does a weak laugh with a realistic close-up face]

Sarah & Rachel:
Jamberooooo.

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added 2 months ago

Sarah's Dad:
[comes to Sarah's room] You girls decent? No looking, no looking, promise. Just, uh, got a fan for you girls.

Sarah Doyle:
Aww, thanks, Dad.

Sarah's Dad:
Right! I'll be off. Didn't see anything. Did not -- Didn't see anything -- Nothing at all. Nope. Nothing. Didn't see [bleep] [bleep].

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added 2 months ago

Sarah Doyle:
It's so hot. I'm trying to manifest a cool change, but the weatherman reckons it's 42 degrees.

Rachel:
I'm gonna bash that [bleep] one day.

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added 2 months ago

[Sarah, Rachel, and Lucas get a chicken parm in a restaurant]

Rachel:
I've been waiting so long for this. Oh, god! Yes! YES! YES!

The Puppeteer:
[sees Rachel wildin' out] I'll have what she's having.

Rachel:
OAHHHHHH! That was a good chicken parma.

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added 2 months ago

[after Sarah wakes up from her dream]

Sarah Doyle:
That all felt so real. I'm always so much hotter in my dream.

Rachel:
Oi, you wanna go get a chicken parma?

Sarah Doyle:
Not really.

Rachel:
Here's the keys.

Lucas:
Did you say chicken parmesana?

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added 2 months ago

[after Sarah dropped Baby Rachel out the window]

Chimothee Talamet:
Wow. That was wild. Are you okay?

Sarah Doyle:
I JUST KILELD A BABY VERSION OF MY BEST FRIEND.

Chimothee Talamet:
...I love it when you're not okay.

[as Chimothee Talamet and Sarah were about to kiss]

Director:
And cut!

Chimothee Talamet:
[throws up in a bucket] Oh, my god! I can't believe I almost kissed that nasty, disgusting woman.

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added 2 months ago

The Puppeteer:
Sarah's not going to be your puppet anymore, Rachel.

Rachel:
F*** this! I'm gonna wake her up myself!

[Rachel rips The Puppeteer's microphone]

The Puppeteer:
No! My favorite vintage microphone!

Rachel:
[uses to microphone to contact Sarah in the dream] SARAH! OI! SARAH, WAKE UP! YOU'RE IN A F***ING DREAM!

Sarah Doyle:
Do you hear that?

Chimothee Talamet:
[chuckles] What? You're so weird.

Sarah Doyle:
I swear it sounds just like Rachel.

Chimothee Talamet:
Shh. Don't speak her name. She doesn't want the best for you. I've seen this before in other female friendships.

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added 2 months ago

Chimothee Talamet:
One day we'll tell our kids about this chaise, how it brought us together. A MacGuffin of romance.

Sarah Doyle:
What's a MacGuff--

Chimothee Talamet:
[interrupts] Sarah, I've been thinking. I want you to stay here with me, in New York City. Taika Watiti did it.

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added 2 months ago

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