[Victor to help Frankenstein's Creation's corpses to find a common interest]
Victor Frankenstein:
Now, here a have a book of every possible interest known to mankind. I'm going to sit here and read off the list until you all agree one of them. Okay. "Aardvark Antics".
Frankenstein's Creation:
[raised his hand]
Victor Frankenstein:
"Aardvark Burgers".
Frankenstein's Creation:
[raised his hand]
Victor Frankenstein:
Ooh! "Aardvark Cinema".
Corpse #1:
SKIP THE AARDVARKS!
Victor Frankenstein:
Alright, alright, alright. "Abdominal Athletics".
[many hours later]
Victor Frankenstein:
"Singaporean Xylophones". Ooh, ooh! "Singaporean Yarn".
Corpse #2:
I can probably get into that.
Frankenstein's Creation:
Ooh! Me too!
Victor Frankenstein:
GREAT! Anyone else?
Corpses #1, #3, #4, #5:
...
Victor Frankenstein:
OH, COME ON! OPEN YOUR MINDS, PEOPLE! NO ONE?
Corpses #1, #3, #4, #5:
...
Victor Frankenstein:
FINE! "Singaporean Zoos". "Singing".
Corpse #4:
Oh! I used to be in a church choir! That was fun! [singing] Do re mi fa so la ti do.
Victor Frankenstein:
Yes, yes, yes, yes! Good!
Corpse #3:
And I used to sing along with Four Seasons Records. [high-pitched] Ahh ahh-ahh!
Victor Frankenstein:
Ooh! Fantastic!
Corpse #2:
I'm actually, uh, pretty good at the baritone version of the 'Magic Flute".
Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, my god! That's three of you!
Corpse #2:
[singing] A-ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Corpse #1:
[singing] The roses of...
Corpse #5:
[singing] Mla-ahh...
[switches to the next scene where Frankenstein's Creation and his corpses, plus his parents sing in harmony]
All:
[singing] Mu-sic stuff!
