Special Sister:
Um, I don't know how to say this. I'm just gonna say it. I think it's best if you don't come to book group.
Special Father #1:
Oh, is that so?
Special Father #2:
Wait, there's a book group?
Special Sister:
[to SF1] Yeah, sorry. I just -- I don't know if you're the right fit for the group. Like, I think you're a great guy, but I just don't know if it, like, works.
Special Father #1:
Well, it's funny you should mention that because Sister Louisa called me last night.
Special Sister:
Oh, she did?
Special Father #2:
You guys have a book group?
Special Father #1:
[to Sister] Yes. She did. She's forming a new group, and she invited me to join it. And she asked me to ask you NOT to come.
Special Sister:
I see.
Special Father #1:
She was uncomfortable, I think. I think you have kind of a...masculine energy which rubs people the wrong way.
Special Sister:
MASCULINE?
Special Father #1:
Well, yes, for a group like that. They're nuns, but they're still women, you know.
Special Sister:
What, do I have a penis?
Special Father #1:
...No, not necessarily.
Special Sister:
I don't. Look. [shows her naked body] LOOK AT HERE!
Special Father #1:
[looks away] Well, how do I know it's not taped behind...
Special Sister:
I have not tucked a penis behind my legs.
Special Father #1:
Okay, fine. We're getting off point. [to SF2] Hey, I bet Father Benetti will be in a book club with you.
Special Father #2:
[happily] Oh, okay.
Special Sister:
[tired] Great.
