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[as Rachel destroys objects inside Sarah's brain, Sarah felt a bit of stings in her head in the dream which revealed to be Rachel inside Sarah's brain while in the dream] The Puppeteer: No, Rachel, stop! Sarah never dreams anymore because of YOU! Rachel: That's 'cause she's too busy having fun with me! The Puppeteer: Exactly! I haven't been able to craft a dream in years. [close-up face] Late-night partying, the drinking, the drama! Rachel: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! I F*ING HATE DRAMA! – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
The Puppeteer: Don't you think Sarah's better off without you? Rachel: NO! WE'RE F*ING BESTIES! – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[after hearing Chimothee Talamet song] Rachel: Oh, my god, that sucked. The Puppeteer: [sniffs] I actually thought it was very romantic. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Song: I got my girl, and I got my chaise. We are so perfect together. Especially me, I wrote this song. I am a genius, yeah. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Sarah pushes the chaise that Chimothee Talamet is sitting on] Chimothee Talamet: Doesn't this feel like fate, Sarah? Sarah Doyle: [tired] Yeah. Could we maybe...take a little break? Chimothee Talamet: You, me, this chaise on a perfect New York City adventure. Rachel: No! Chimothee Talamet: And away we go again. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[while Sarah's asleep, Lucas arrives at her window] Lucas: Just need a locket of my lover's hair for my glorious love potion. Oh, what could my sweet be dreaming about? Is it me? – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Chimothee Talamet: My god. Look. Sarah Doyle: Oh, cool. Nice couch. Chimothee Talamet: This is a chaise. And chaises like these have history. Just imagine me curling up with my favorite Bukowski in a simple red on this chaise. Rachel: [to Chimothee in Sarah's dream] Shut up. Chimothee Talamet: She needs to come home with me. Sarah Doyle: But, like, how are we gonna move it? [suddenly a skateboarder appears] Skateboard Guy: [to Sarah] You know what? I just realized I don't like skateboarding anymore. Here. The Puppeteer: [to Rachel] Just a little deus ex machina. [chuckles] Rachel: Oi! That's cheating! The Puppeteer: I would appreciate if you didn't critique my creative writing. [claps in sync] Please do better. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Sarah Doyle: And as it turns out gardening has really helped me discover my passion of helping things grow. It's almost like, in nurturing others, I'm nurturing myself. Chimothee Talamet: [doesn't care] Yeah, totally. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[while Rachel watching Sarah's dream of the relationship with Chimothee Talamet] Rachel: Jesus. What a dickhead! Come on, Sarah. Vote him out. Kick him off the island. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
The Puppeteer: Oh. Hello, Rachel. I've been expecting you. I'm a big fan. Rachel: Who are you? The Puppeteer: [squeals] I have many names. [normal voice] Sorry about that. The Puppeteer: But I -- You can call me The Puppeteer. I craft Sarah's dreams. Rachel: Okay. Can you just wake her up? I need her to drive me to get a chicken parma. The Puppeteer: I'm afraid I cannot, Rachel, for I am creating Sarah's most illuminating and life-changing dream yet -- A date with her ideal partner. [to his assistant] What was it? Dream Employee Guy: That was him. Rachel: Bet you she'll f*** it up. Sarah's sht at dates. The Puppeteer:* I accept your bet, Rachel. If Sarah mucks up this date as you said, then I'll wake her up, as you wish. But if she kisses her dream man, you must leave Sarah alone, FOREVER! Rachel: [grabs beer under her skirt and drinks it] You got yourself a deal. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Rachel: [slurred] Oi, Sarah. I've had about seven tequila milk slammers, and I'm hungry for a chicken parm. Let's go get one. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[when Chimothee Talamet and Sarah meet each other] Chimothee Talamet: Hey, this gonna sound crazy. I want to take you on and adventure, but I'm too afraid to ask. Oh, wait. I suppose I just did. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[when Sarah sleeps while watching the movie, she suddenly became stuck in a glass rectangular cube in the museum inside the movie] Fancy Man #1: Wow. What an evocative piece of art. It has -- So many -- Layers -- To it. Fancy Man #2: I know exactly what you mean. As a New York American citizen, I consider this art f-f-f-f-f-friggin' awesome sauce. Sarah Doyle: What the hell? Where am I? Fancy Man #1: Oh, it speaks as well. Amazing. Fancy Man #2: Ah, I'm so jealous I didn't think of this first. It's so evocative and -- OH F*! GODDAMN IT! AHHHH! [leaves] Fancy Man #1: Hey, come on. Just relax! Just relax. Fancy Man #2: [intense screaming while leaving the museum] – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Chimothee Talamet: New York, New York. It's a hell... [sigh] of a town. [sees a shooting star] Chimothee Talamet: Huh. A shooting star. I wish I had someone to share that moment with. [spits] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[meanwhile] Lucas: Ah, you fool, Lucas. You never should have attended that party. Oh, it was so HUMILIATING! And all I got was this STUPID WING OF BAT! [as Lucas thrashes his stuff, he sees the note of love potion ingredients that said "Wing of Bat"] Lucas: "Wing of bat"? The first ingredient of the love potion is exactly what I have procured tonight? The chances of that are... Lucas' Computer: One in 7.2 trillion. Lucas: SILENCE, COMPUTER! Lucas: This cannot be more than a mere coincidence, unless -- [gasps] This is my true journey -- To create a love potion to MAKE Sarah love me. Lucas: Yes, it all makes sense now. Sarah has a garden. Rachel wants to be an empress. And I, Lucas, will be an ALCHEMIST! [laughs evilly] This is my destiny! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Rachel: The f* was that? Are you crying? Sarah Doyle: Of course I'm crying. I have no career, no children. My boyfriend dumped me. And Stacie is a neurosurgeon. Rachel: So? Who cares? You got your garden, don't ya? Sarah Doyle: Yeah, I guess you're right. Rachel: Come on, let's go back to the fing party. – YOLO* Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[while Sarah got rejected and cries away after realizing that Winged Bat Guy did all of this just get revenge on Lucas, she met Jayden again] Sarah Doyle: Oh. Hey. You okay? Jayden: [after crying] No. I've never experienced a person that mean before. Sarah Doyle: You mean Rachel? Jayden: Yeah, she smashed my controller and kept showing me scary death videos on the internet. Sarah Doyle: Yeah, Rachel's been doing that to me for 10 years. Jayden: 10 years? Why would you be friends with the shttiest person in the world for longer than seconds? Sarah Doyle:* Uh, well... Jayden: Wait. Is that how I make other people feel? That's it! I must mature...as a person! OHHH! [then Jayden suddenly turns into a healthy, well-mannered business man] New Jayden: Wow. I'm grateful I went through the awful experience of meeting Rachel because it helped me grow up. Well, you have a safe night, Sarah. Goodbye. [leaves] Sarah Doyle: Wait! Tell me how you did that! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Lucas: Step away from her this instant! I'm the one that deserves Sarah! I've been wooing her for ages! Winged Bat Guy: Oh, I know. I did it to hurt you like you once hurt me. As soon as I saw you were attending this event, I know it was my time to strike. Lucas: Huh? What do you mean? I've never met you. Winged Bat Guy: Don't you remember me from high school, Lucas? Don't you remember our...little games? [flashback intensifies where Teen Lucas and Winged Bat Guy plays a Dungeons and Dragons like game] Teen Winged Bat Guy: Lucas, you're drowning. What do you want to do? Teen Lucas: Hmm. Is there any driftwood? Teen Winged Bat Guy: You see a door floating nearby. Teen Lucas: I reach out for it. Teen Winged Bat Guy: I allow you a strength check to see if you pull yourself up. Teen Lucas: [rolls the dice] Success. Teen Winged Bat Guy: You've done it. You seize the door, you clamber on, and it's keeping you afloat. Now you notice that Fiona, my lady love, is within arm's reach. She's drowning too. What do you do? Teen Lucas: Hmm. Is there room on the door for two people? Teen Winged Bat Guy: Yes. Yes, there is. Teen Lucas: Hmm. How much does Fiona weigh? Teen Winged Bat Guy: What? S-She is of average weight. Average weight for a girl. Teen Lucas: Hmm. What is she wearing? Teen Winged Bat Guy: [irritated] A dress, man. She's a woman. Teen Lucas: You said she was a girl. A woman is heavier than a girl. And dresses get rather weighty when wet. Teen Winged Bat Guy: Uh, Fiona is only three feet away, Lucas. She splutters and coughs and reaches for you. You can save her! Teen Lucas: Hmm. Sorry. It's too risky. I watch Fiona slip beneath the waves. [thunder crack intensifies] [flashback ends] Winged Bat Guy: Everyone knows it's always story over rules. Just like you didn't care about Fiona, I don't care about Sarah. I care about... [close up serious face] revenge. Sarah Doyle: What? Lucas: Touche, old friend. But what you didn't anticipate is that I've learned some judo tricks on YouTube over the years! [Lucas and Winged Bat Guy get into a fight while being rotoscoped] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Stacie plays her flute] Sarah Doyle: [to her friends] Have you guys met my boyfriend? Winged Bat Guy: Sarah, can you be quiet for a sec? I'm trying to listen to the music. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[Rachel and Jayden play Ogre Kart 64] Jayden: My f**ing ogre is lapping your sht ogre. I'm about to be the king of Ogre Kart 64! [Rachel grabs Jayden's controller and smashes it] Rachel: I win. Jayden: What?! No, I won fair and square! [sobs and crawls away like a child] You're mean! Big meanie! – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Rachel: Oi. You want to come to my house and play Ogre Kart 64? Jayden: You're lying. Ogre Kart's not even out yet. Rachel: Got a burnt copy from Planet Bali. Jayden: You f*ing legend. – YOLO** Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[after Rachel invited a bunch of random party people in Sarah's house] Sarah's Dad: WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE, SARAH? Sarah Doyle: Sorry. I'm trying to get rid of them. Sarah's Dad: No, I'm just surprised. I didn't realize you had that many friends. Let's get this party started! [rips his shirt] Sarah's Dad: [groans] Jesus. I stood up too fast. Alright. I'll get the fire pit goin'. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
Jayden: You ladies, watch this. [punches his face] Impressed? Rachel: That's nothing. Check this out. [punches her face brutally] Jayden: You punch yourself in the head, too? Rachel: Yep. Been doing it since I was a kid. Jayden: Well, this is gonna sound weird, but do you want to be friends with me? Rachel: Yeah, I guess so. You can be the first member of my army. I'm gonna be an empress. Jayden: Yeah, whatever. Sarah Doyle: [to Jayden] I don't know who you are, but you're gonna have to leave. Rachel: Nah, he's cool! He's with me! You can stay, Jayden. Jayden: [mutters while giving the middle fingers] – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago
[doorbell rings] Sarah Doyle: That must be my boyfriend. [bunch of random party people showed up in Sarah's house] Rachel: Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell ya. I invited a bunch of random dickheads. – YOLO Movie Quote	added 2 months ago

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