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Steve Smith: And so I said, "Who cares about being last? I'd rather be the first of the mohicans". – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Dean: Pony, here's your reward. [Dean gives the bag of money to Pony to save China, Il] Frank Smith: [to Pony] ...Some of the money for our jet skis? [Pony ignores Frank instantly while saving the college] Frank Smith: Bitch. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Kevin Costner suicide himself on the rope to save China, Il's bill budget] Dean: What the f*? Is that... [grabs BC's fake robin hood wig onto Kevin's hair] It is! It's the real Costner! Baby Cakes: My mirror is dead. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Pony: Steve, what the f* is going on here? Steve Smith: The Dean is about to kill B.C. because he thinks he's Kevin Costner. I just called 911. They think I'm crazy. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Dean: Hear ye, on this, the last day of registration for next semester, I decree Kevin Costner to be an enemy of the realm and must be hanged. Steve Smith: Holy sht! What the f is happening? Frank Smith: Hey, can we get our money out his pocket first? – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Pony: Got to move, JFK. Kevin Costner: I wasn't JFK. I was just in it. [Pony hits him with the grammy award trophy again] Pony: Save it for your acceptance speech. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Baby Cakes escapes] Dean: [to Steve and Frank] You two know him, so you'll be the bait. He can't not save his friends. This slippery f*ing Costner is as lissome as an unfurled condom dancing in a hot-tub jet. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Baby Cakes: [to Lunch Lady] Put everyone's lunch on my tab. And you know? You look a little poor. Here [gives dollars] Fix yourself up. Frank Smith: Hey, don't blow our wad, you shtnick! Baby Cakes:* Whoa, whoa. What's your problem here, strangers? Steve Smith: Look, B.C., you took my jest-ski money, biggun, and you crossed the line there. Baby Cakes: This money belongs to people who can only wish for jet skis. Frank Smith: YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT US! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Pony: Oh, god. I think the cocaine burst in my ASS! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Dean: Listen up, UCI. As you know, a certain major movie star/ECO engineer has been f*ing with me and my riches. But despite my reward, no one has grown or shown balls enough to catch him. Crystal: Mm, never would have guessed I would have been teaching in such a asylum. Sammy: Your expectations are like a tar pit, woman. You're stuck. Now hush. Dean: Never send a boy to do the job of a lethal killer made up entirely of shadows and pain. Oh, yeah, don't forget to register for classes -- Only thee days left. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Baby Cakes: Oh, good evening, gentlemen. Steve Smith: Baby Cakes, why are you dressed like Clark Kent? Baby Cakes: Why are you dressed like nasty car enthusiasts? Frank Smith: Because we're f*ing rich now. Baby Cakes: Oh, really? Would you excuse me, then, please? [secretly leaves] Frank Smith: [to Steve] So, anyway, have you ever heard of porpoising? Just YouTube it. It's kinda like what I do in the pool with the soccer ball. [Baby Cakes makes his entrance as Robin Hood again] Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood): Ha Ha! Good morrow, gallots! Steve Smith: Baby Cakes, what the hell? Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood): I'll be taking THIS. [grabs the money from Steve and Frank] HOO-HA! HUZZAH! [pants on bike] This alter-ego fing really works! Frank Smith:* [to Steve] AAH! I've told you over and over we shouldn't hang out with deranged motherf*er! Seriously! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Hispanic Mobster: Get the heads off all the men and put them in the suitcases. Hispanic Mobster #2: What about the women? Hispanic Mobster: Hey, we're not monsters, man. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Pony: How many coke balloons are you packing? [chuckles] [Mexican Hostage Woman gives Pony a taco] Pony: You don't understand me, do you? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Baby Cakes sees a wanted post of Kevin Costner] Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood): Ah, now they're after me! I need an alter ego, big time. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Pony: Cool. Enough for a bus to Hollywood. Costner equals money, and money equals staying in school. [Pony gives the security guy a passport] Security Guy: Is this a joke? Pony: Look, I just want to get back to the states, okay, mustache? Security Guy: This passport's probably a fake -- CGI. Look at you, you Mexican. Admit it. Pony: Well, yea, I'm Mexican, but, no, no, I'm American. I grew up, uh, over that fence. [Security Guy shreds the passport] Pony: WHAT?! Security Guy: Nice try, hermana. Go back home! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Baby Cakes watches Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves] Princess: You came for me. You're alive. Robin Hood: I would die for you. Baby Cakes: Yes! I am awesome in this! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Pony: [on phone] Steve. I moved to Mexico because I can't afford to stay in China, but now can't afford to stay here in Mexico! I GOT TO BACK AT THE SCHOOL! WHAT DO I DO?! Steve Smith: Hmm. Hard times. You know, you only got 4 days to register here, kiddo. Frank Smith: Hey, Pony, we're getting jet skis! Pony: SHUT THE HELL UP, FRANK! THIS IS SERIOUS! Steve Smith: Pony, this place has gotten so crazy, I'm not sure you want to come back. I mean, the Dean is offering $500,000 for the capture of Kevin Costner. And he doesn't even get paid that much to act anymore. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Pony: Blowing your mind, Chica? Chica: [chuckles] Oh, I think I know what's going on here. You waddled your fat-cat american ass down here thinking that Mexico was as dirty and cheap as Selena Gomez. Pony: I didn't waddle. Chica: Miss, this is a university. It costs thousands of dollars, not dozens. Pony: But what about all the pictures online of Mexicans drinking coronas on the beach in hammocks? Chica: Maybe it was the f*ing weekend, you racist! Look, this won't even get you a hotel, let alone tuition or a condo or even a book. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Pony: [scoffs] Mom, stop I.M.ing me. I am not moving back home. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Dr. Falgot found his new portrait got ruined from Baby Cakes' entrance a few hours ago] Dr. Falgot: What the ever-loving -- Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood): Don't you f*ing thank me. It's what I do. HUZZAH! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Steve Smith: So for the test, just keep in mind that the war of 1812 was pretty much just "Empire Strikes Back", which brings us to the Market Revolution -- My brother's specialty. Frank Smith: So, who here can tell me the name of the man who invented Modern America? Matt Attack: Was that Al Gore or something? Kim: But when did modern stuff start at? Steve Smith: [to Frank] Hey, forget renting jet skis. We're buying. Frank Smith: YEAH! My brother and I are hitting the lake for some flipping and ripping, yeah! [imitates motor revving] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood): [rides a bike] Morgan Freeman, our good deed can't end. HUZZAH! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Baby Cakes: Behold, wretch...alms for the poor. [drops out many fancy items and stuff] Solves your problem. Pony: B.C., what am I supposed to do with cheese cigars? No, don't answer that. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Pony: So, I'm already $30,000 in debt, I lost my scholarship job, and I have 200 bucks to my name. Business Man: Great. Well, we're all set to give you a loan on our end. Just initial here to agree to your monthly payment. Pony: Wow, that was really easy. Wait, what the f* is this? Business Man: This is our Limb Farm option for people in your situation. Say someone with good credit needs a limb, well, we take one of yours. But, hey, you'll have that history degree, won't you? Huh? – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago

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