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Big Papa Dick: Come on, guys, let me hear ya hoot for the belly fruit. Celebrate the lactate. A woman's never hotter when she's jigglin' that baby bump, plump with life corkin' up her lady pipes. Big Papa Dick: Big Papa Dick's on the mike, the honky-tonk don't stop, and these bulgin' babies are ready to drop. Best best be trippin' for two, 'cause they be strippin' for two, and every lap dance is a three-way. That tummy squirrel tryin' to get a nut? Beer nuts available at the bar. Big Papa Dick: If you like out hot things, try our hot wings. At a penny a bite, it's got to go right. Turtling Tara's in her third trimester. And try mustard on our soft pretzels, available at the bar. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Xavier: So, for the first time since I was a teen [mumbles] years ago, I've chosen to return to the location of my childhood home. [cuts to the next scene where his childhood home has turn into a food and strip club bar] Xavier: I suppose it's changed in some ways. I still memberize my first day in this old house. [Xavier's memory intensifies] Kid Xavier: Mama! I found you! You must have been worried sick when you realized you left me back in Canada. Xavier's Mom: Honey! He found us again! Come on in...demon child. [Xavier's memory ends] Xavier: It warms the loins of my heart groin. This is the crucible of nobility's guardian, the cradle of humanity's holiest hero. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Xavier: Every once in a world, the big cheese lays a grand one this planet. I discovered I was that globular gift as a wee lad when I was endowed with a cosmic visit from the enlightened on who revealed this meaty pendulous thing to me. But I can't remember how it went down. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Xavier: Now that we're bromigo-sabes, we'll never be apart. Nothing can ever separate us. [Eric gets suck by a tornado] Xavier: DRED SCOTT! It's an uprising. We've got to suppress revolutionary movements. Now it's drilling into the ground! It's boring! Stupid donkey. Xavier: I've got to turn this problem inside out, to get the snake charmer. He owes me a favor. He who controls the snake of snakes controls the hurricane of hurricanes. [Snake Charmer controls snakes to form a big snake against the hurricane] Xavier: This is the end result of energy independence. [reversed] He's reversing the tornado's tide. It's working. Snake Charmer: Yes, it is, my friend. Xavier: I guess there is a thin line between a friendship and foeboat. [thinking] Foeboat. [Snake Charmers reveals to be CMG all along] Chief Master Guru: You have learned well, young one. Xavier: CHIEF! You did all of this just to teach me a lesson? That's true friendship. Come here, friend. [ironically as Xavier hugs CMG, he then reveals that CMG was just Sugura the entire time throughout the episode] Xavier: HUH? PAPER? [Sugura beats Xavier once again] Xavier: Wind, you've turned my world inside oot. And that is my D a r k N o t i o n. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Eric sees Xavier and Society freeing the wiggers out on sea] Eric: That's them, officers. They released my wind. Xavier: Uh-oh! No piggy gonna bust this nut. The prison of the mind, mommy. [Xavier suck his finger going back to its normal form] Xavier: Hey, compadre. The slimy turncoat just slipped through my fingers, but that's the other creek rook. [referring to Society] Officer: Let's go, weirdo. Eric: Sheila! Society: I'm a patsy, and I love it. Eric: [to Xavier] Man, if you found that other guy, we'd be triple-uber bromigo-sabes deluxe. Xavier: I thought that friendular designation was just a wonderful fairy tale. Uh, I-I think he's right here. Xavier: Hey Snake Hand, I like you a little bit. I like you a little more than that. [Snake Hand throw up Xavier's inside out skin] Xavier: There! I almost got him! [to his inside out skin] You admit you did it? Xavier (as Xavier's Inside Out Skin): [puppeteering] Yes, I am guilty. You are so tough and cool that you caught me, friiiieeeend. Xavier: Take him away, officers! Officer: [to Xavier's Inside Out Skin] Come on, weirder-o! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Xavier and Society free the wiggers] Xavier: Now that we've unschkled 'm', let's shove 'm' in bag 'n' get 'm' to the creek of freed-'mmm. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Xavier: I've been thinking Snake Hand. I don't just want a hot physical relationship. I want to have your hand babies. [turns inside out] Xavier: [to Society] There's a problem-o. They're on to us. They must have someone on the inside. And the guy they've got to catch us -- [pulls up his glasses backwards] He's a cool guy, so, uh, I don't think I can get involved in this. Society: [gasps] Are you selling out? Xavier: NOOOOO! But before I dive into this, I need to know if you are serious enough to commit to being my bromigo. Society: Of course. Xavier: Pull on this. [Society pulls the bromigo card on top to now that they're officially bromigos] Xavier: We'll be totally bro-nogomous. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Xavier: [singing] I've got a best frie-- [suddenly turns back to his normal form again] Xavier: Bad news. Your secret got out. A couple of creepy loners -- [flips down his glasses] One of them's actually pretty cool -- Are planning to free your wind. But don't worry. I'll guard your hurri-klan. I mean, if you agree to be my full-on compadre. Eric: Sure. I mean, you've been so nice. Xavier: Just initial here, and I'll go stop them. You're ahead so far, but I can squeeze some next-level out of this. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Society: Friend? Friend? Xavier: Friend! Society: [gasps] What are you? Oh! Hippies are my creep-tonite. I'm looking slimy chum. [beats Xavier] [Take that! Taste the pain!] Xavier: I almost forgot. Snake Hand, I want to shove so deep inside you it comes out my other arm. [Xavier turns inside out] Society: Oh, there you are! Look what I scratchit-ed. [shows his whole chest scratched naming "Society"] Xavier: You need to come. My other friend yearns to show you the hurricanes he's chained in his lab. Society: Society yearns to un-manacle all shackles. Not actual society. I mean me, the guy named "Society," not th-- You know what? This name is not working out. If you help me free those hurricanes, I'll be your best friend. Xavier: Best Friends? [reads his bromigo card] [whisper] Mm. Pretend I can read. That's two higher than just friends -- Deal! Meet me at the lab in five. Oh, and bring a windbag. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Eric shows Xavier his wind laboratory] Eric: Climatologists have yet to find a way to control weather. You gave me the idea to synthesize weather systems on a human scale. I can create a wind gust, regulate temperature, moisture, and pressure in a controlled environment, until a perfect hurricane forms, bite-size, that takes on its own furious momentum and its perpetual energy can be harnessed. Xavier: [thinking] Mr. Lonely crawling back to be my friend. Kind of sad. Eric: I can use it to power my tv. Xavier: [thinking] He's so fixated on being friends. Eric: And I have full power over them. [to Wind Wigger] Go make me a grinder lunch. [the wind wigger makes a hoagie then throw it on Eric's shirt] Eric: Of course, sometimes they get uppity and you've got to keep them in their place. [uses his whip to whip the tornado wiggers] HYAH! I'M PUTTING YOU OUT TO WORK THE FIELDS! Xavier: Whippity-whippity WHOA! And what do you call these wind monkeys -- Wiggaboos? Eric: Wiggers. Why, I caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress. Xavier: You've totally broken wind. Environ-yentalists have finally got their final solution. Eric: This will revolutionize the world. I just need to tell Society about it, [talks in Society's voice] and Sheila will come back to me. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Eric sees Xavier inside out] Eric: Ugh! Xavier: Just the nose I wanted to rub my win in. Eric: Don't touch me, weirdo! I'm looking for my friend. [went straight kicking Xavier's ass] [Take that! Taste the pain!] Xavier: [scoffs] I've never seen anyone so desperate to find a friend that he'd beat up an enemy. Makes me sick. [Xavier suddenly returns back to his natural skin by throwing up] Eric: Hey! There you are! You were right! I have to show you a secret, but it's just between us friends. Xavier: "FRIENDS"?! Poor guy comes crawling back. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Society: What more do you want to disturb and disrupt? Mayhem, pretty please, with blisters on top. Xavier: That showboating snake charmer is a faux friendshipping dinghy fairy. Society: No man should enshackle-basketate serpents in wickerine prisons. Me thinks I will set these snakes free. Xavier: Me think these fried yummy cakes should be free. [cuts to next scene where Xavier and Society (Dark Notion) freeing their favorites] Society: Slither to your freedom, Satan's sweet scaly succu-bye-bye! Xavier: Scamper home, my five fine free fried friends. Society: I'd love to stay and savor the flavor of your murderous mentalism, but I work at a vegan slaughertorium. It's the Jumbo Joose in Pioneer Square. But we shall be alone together again. Toodle, friend. Xavier: "FRIEND"?! Poor loser. I'm probably his only friend. Kid needs me. [singing] I have made a friend. My enemy will be green with enemy-vy. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Xavier: Society, I have you surround-erd. Turn yourselves in. You've been abusing this boy, and it ends here. Guy with a smoking problem voice: Who abused him? Who abused the boy? Xavier: All of you collectively -- Society. Give up while you still can. I'm giving you one last chance before my next last pre-chance. Citizen Man: Can't we have on St. Swithun's day without this crap. Xavier: Hands on your heads and lay on the ground. If you have handcuffs, kindly slip them on. If you resist, be a dear and taser yourselves. Citizen Woman: By definition, you're part of society, too you prick...thing. Xavier: [to Dark Notion] Oh, no. He's right. Okay, we're getting down the ground. Come on. Don't be a hypocrite. We're part of society, too. [Xavier and Dark Notion gets beat by Society and even Xavier's own pair of fake stick hands] [Take that! Taste the pain!] Xavier: Well, at least some of society got our comeuppance. Dark Notion: Oh, the ecstatic anguish of being treated like society. My new nom de gloom shall be known as Baron Society W E I N B E R G! Xavier: Whatever flicks your bean, Society. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Dark Notion: Your body shrieks the silent truth all of the pretty people of this pretty people of this world deny. Xavier: Yeah, I do haunch squats to power-crunch my guacs. [shows the title logo on the top of his biceps] Dark Notion: Yes, this sad world thrashes my flesh as well. But you -- You've out-undone me. Xavier: My god! You've been abused. Who is yout a-brusider? You can tell me. Dark Notion: It was [whispers] Society. My body is merely the canvas upon which I paint the punishment for her hideocratic crime. Xavier: Society, eh? It's always the quiet ones. But I am going to deliver howls of justice at them through the jowls of my fist [puts up his snake hand] --s. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Dark Notion: 'Tis grotesque-utiful. My pants are damp with blood tears of rapturous misery. Xavier: You misspelled "Rose." darky. But I'm here to make things white again. Dark Notion: What is this grand gift stabbing mine eyes with ocular pleasure? You look outside how I feel inside, for I am [introducing to the viewers] D a r k N o t i o n. And this is my [introducing to the viewers again quickly] D a r k N o t i o n. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Xavier: Snake Hand, where are you going? [Snake Hand says] Snake Hand: I can't help it. [Snake Hand jerks off the Snake Charmer Guy] Snake Charmer: I owe you, my friend. Xavier: This is not friendship. Snake Charmer: [happily groans] Xavier: Snake Hand, I didn't know you were bi. I mean, I have noticed you checkin' me out in the shower. I got to say, I notice you, too, friend. [Xavier suddenly turns inside out by mistakenly seducing his Snake Hand] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Xavier proves Eric to be his friend by showing an Inidan guy magically playing a flute to a hypnotized snake] Xavier: See how he leads the beast, how he ensupplicates nature's base face under the sound thumb of his harmonic hypno-leash, melodizing its slithering will to mulch. Eric: Everything you're saying is total nonsense, but the scale of it turns my theories inside out. Xavier: So, now that we're friends, what do you want to do? Chew the spit? Swap some fat? Eric: I have wind work to do. Xavier: But chew on swap! Another comrade snatched, sucked off by the wind. [singing] Almost made a friend. But he's an enemy now. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Xavier sees a man working on windmills] Xavier: [whisper] Yes, enslave the wind, capturuously enyoke the gutless bloke. [Eric turns around and sees Xavier then throws up] Eric: Get away from me. Xavier Noble sir, you make the wind succumb, throwing work to the wind like an ox or moron. You're the enemy of my enemy, my friend. Eric: Guy, you obviously have no friends. Xavier: With these pinwheels, you grab wind by the scruff of its neck and whip the wicked fiend into suckling at the hot dog of your bidding. Eric: Yeah, one thing I learned from the ex -- You can't control nature. [Xavier's flashback intensifies] Chief Master Guru: Young one, a true master can control nature. I can make these green trees... [closes Young Xavier's eyes] [3 Months Later] Chief Master Guru: [opens up Young Xavier's eyes] Turn brown. Young Xavier: Wow! And my beard got so soft! You really are a friend, huh? Chief Master Guru: Hmm. There's a thin line between a friendship and a foeboat. [Young Xavier's flashback intensifies] Young Xavier: I wish for a friends. [blows out the candles] Wind is the unanswered wish breath of a lonely boy. [Xavier's flashback ends with his eyes spinning around like a casino game, and then seeing a donkey] Xavier: Stupid donkey. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Xavier makes a buddy out of cat feathers and eagle mud] Xavier: Constructed fromst cat feathers 'n' eagle mud. I do believe SUGURA 'n' I shall become the bosomest of brahs. Xavier: I love you, Suggy. Are you my mommy? [close up on Xavier's eye] Young Xavier: Hold me, mommy. [Sugura starts to blow away] Xavier: Oh, come on, prude, you know you want it. No one has to know. SUGURA, NO! [Sugura beats Xavier] Xavier: Betrayed yet again. But 'tweren't Sugura who blew me off. 'Twas my new nemesis -- The wind, mine enema numbero un. Xavier: Wind, you have fume-miliated me for the last time -- Always putting on airs. You're just rejected breath from the great cosmic yawn of consciousness. Blow me, win-duh. More like "Lose-duh". I declarate war on thine. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Xavier: A friendship is a sacred floater, a kemo-thera-sabe-putic bond twixt two 'N's, like cookies 'n' beans, franks 'n' cream, friends. I've never supped from the meat cup of having even on chum. But my crony-less-ness is aboot to died of loneliness-ness, for today is the day I make my first real friend. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Hobo #1: Veteran? I tried to sign up for war, but they said I was too crazy to kill. [Hobo's PTSD eyes starts to show a burning american flag and shows the words, "Happy Halloween"] Hobo #1: Boo. Boo. Xavier: Well, this all started when you separated from your aura. You've got to get back. Hobo #1: I smoked too much cement. [Xavier picks up the hobo which somehow turned into cement all of sudden] Xavier: You're hard as a rock. I know where to stick you in. [Xavier sticks the hobo inside the aura's sore inhaling all of the town's madness turning the hobo into Santa] Hobo Santa: Ho ho ho! I feel pure again! And as mayor, I vow to ensure that our spiritual experiences are substantive! Thanks, Xavier, wherever you are! [Hobo Santa suddenly got exploded from Xavier inside his body] Xavier: Yep. Glad I could help, makes me feel so fulfilled, I just could -- OOH! [suddenly starts to fly away by having a souljaculation by fulfilling himself] THE BUTTERFLIES OF SPIRITUAL CHAOS ARE HATCHING! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[the Hobo's PTSD eyes of everything he witness starts to become real in real life] Xavier: The very stuff of your collective spiritual reality is breaking out! Be careful. A soul is a door through which the source of your suffering can escape. Xavier: Your quick-fix, free-range chickens of spiritual chaos are coming home to roost-a-doodle -- Whoa! Frittata! The sore -- It's closing up around the town! Xavier: I've got one chance to lance this boil. A real pimp will pop this pimple. [Xavier goes into the sports store to use a pole vault as a bow and arrow] Xavier: If any any ladies see me save this town, I'm going to be knee-deep in...PUS?! [Xavier shoots the sore turning it into snow] Xavier: You people have forgotten the true meaning of Christmas! It's about playing tribute to our proud veterans who fought and died for our right to die in a fight to the death. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Xavier uses the sore as a megaphone to tell the people that they've been infected with a disease] Xavier: Your auras are being infected with a spiritually transmitted disease. You have soul sores, chakra chancres, psyche scabs, life-force lesions! [eats the sore] Act now and get some supper goo gu! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Xavier: OH, NO! The infection is already afoot, spreading like a mother's legs on free peanut butter day. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago

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