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Dean: Oh sht! It's Kevin Costner! Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood):* Silence, all ye nottinghams. Dean #2: That's -- That's not Costner. Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood): I said, "Silence"! I'm taking your rich stuff and giving it to the poor. [Baby Cakes steals all their belongings] Dean #3: Aren't you going to stop him?! Dean: Are you crazy? That's a Costner in berserker mode. Got to wait till he cools, find him asleep in a tree, then strike. Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood): That's right. I'm so berserk that I never sleep. I'm invincible! [falls out of a window] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Steve Smith: Alright, listen up. My brother's teaching with me now. Pemsy: Oh, this is his class, so technically you're teaching with him. OH! You're teaching as a team. I get it. Steve Smith: Frank, you hate this guy as much I do? Frank Smith: Yeah. F*ing little toad. Matt Attack: Hey, not to crimp y'all up but this class cost like $8,000, just this one, this one hour right here. So y'all gonna teach or what? Frank Smith: Hot -- Hot Segue. So -- So, June 28, 1914. Archduke Ferdinand was cruising the drag in a convertible. And then... Kim: And then what? Flip Flop:** Tell us the answer, bitch! Test is tomorrow! We need that sht. Steve Smith:* If you want to know the answers, meet us in the woods in one hour. And bring $100 each, cash. Wendeloquence: Unh-unh. $100? Steve Smith: You're already f*ed for life. What's another bucks just to make sure you pass your exams? You feel me. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Sammy: Donald, where do y'all pile up your kids' books? In a crumple by the toilet, or outside by that hobo's nest? Pony: Sammy? What's the point of you being a professor if you need a second job? Sammy: Bitch, stop looking at life as a line. It's a f*ing circle. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Baby Cakes gets in a argument with The Dean] Baby Cakes: Oh, what? I got to make an appointment now, you sellout, fat-cat, time-management enthusiast? Dean: Who you want, baby Cakes? Baby Cakes: I want to tell you that this money stuff sucks. Dean: You suck! Baby Cakes: What are you doing this for? Dean: What are you for? Baby Cakes: Students are freakin'. Even Pony's got to drop out. Dean: Pony should pony up. Why do you care? Baby Cakes: Because I'm a cool-ass care bear. Just open your eyes. You'll see that. Dean: I see a fat, giant man baby who loves to cry and grow fat all over himself. Baby Cakes: That's aside, people seem poor, sad, or something. Dean: So, mind your own beeswax. Who do you think are -- Robin Hood? Baby Cakes: Maybe I am. Who is that? Dean: Kevin Costner. Baby Cakes: Sht, yeah, then. I'm whoever that is. Dean:* No, you're not. Kevin Costner is nine-feet-tall and ripped as sht. Hair all flowing back like a falcon's tail. Watch him in "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves". You could never be him. Baby Cakes:* Fine. I'll Netflix it. F you, by the way, you dick butt villain. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Dean: Just use the most expensive decor. Have my assistant pick it. Where's is that weird-ass mute? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Steve Smith: Riding a jet ski is like riding around the lake on a giant vibrator. Girls get...curious. Frank Smith: And you know what curiosity does to the cat. It gets her drunk and kisses her privates. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Pony: I'll have to quit school. I'll have to move back to Detroit with Mom. No! No. I have to stay in school. Baby Cakes: Oh, yeah. You got to stay here, 'cause you just trying to figure out which one of us you're gonna marry, right? Pony: Got to think. Get drunk, then think. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Dean: So, UCI students, teachers, Dean here. Time for my monthly fireside web-chat thing, right? Which we all know is bull turds! All the other Deans in America are raising tuition and reducing teachers' salaries. And they're getting richer than ever. And I can't be outdone by those tiny-ass assholes. No f*ing way! Sammy: Oh, my! He's about to say we all got to back to being slaves. Crystal: Listen, I hope he shuts the whole place down. I hate it here. Dean: All my teachers get minimum wage. Dr. Falgot:** Minimum wage? You got to be shtting me! Gale:* Well, I always wanted for you to always want a second job. Dean: Freakin' students, man! Pemsy: Jocks, are you watching this?! Matt Attack: Pemsy, shut your jagged crack! Man's talking about our lives here. Dean: Students, there's only one week left to register for the upcoming semester. And most importantly, tuition will be raised to $500,000. Pony: $500,000?! Kim: Bro, that's so unreasonable. Frank Smith: [scoffs] Come on. This just a joke, right? [Dean throws the computer away out the window] Dean: THIS IS NOT A JOKE! I'M THE SHERRIF IN THIS TOWN. ABIDE BY MY RULES OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Pony: Hey, what's going on here? Steve Smith: Uh, you know, Frank being stupid. Are you good? Seemed like you were -- Pony: Yeah, yeah. No, I'm good. I just need you to flunk Matt Attack for me. Steve Smith: Just put his name on the pile, kiddo. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Golden Bowl: And to add insult to injury, the FDA has taken issue with Perk-A-Boo!'s new line of energy bar. Flavors like Nine-volt battery, girl hair, bathing suit area, and others will be recalled immediately. Baby Cakes: Jetta! Jetta: Already on it. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Sammy sees Pony as Sammy] Sammy: What on eastbound earth? Pony: You know, Sammy I'm a senior. I should just accept that and stop trying, because I already look like you. Sammy: Child, you have 60 years before you look like me. Look at my timeline. [Sammy shows pics of herself of her timeline throughout her history which ain't that long ago] Pony: So, this means I'll look good until I'm 80! Sammy: Oh, you got it backwards. I finally started looking good at 80. So, step off my style. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
CEO Manager: Mr. Cakes, we think you're smart. Baby Cakes: Damn right I'm smart. I'm like Willy's Wonka up in here. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Frank Smith: Man, I am so addicted to quickenings. I have had, like, nine quickenings. Steve Smith: I don't give a sht the way I see it, I slap you and take your money and you still got to tell me that I'm the best and it KILLS you to have to say that. Frank Smith:* [chuckles] Nope. Just looking at me right now is f*ing up your self-esteem. You can't even keep a girl in your house anymore. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Pony: It's makeover time. [few minutes later] Pony: No, it's hopeless. [crying] I'm already a Sammy. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Baby Cakes: Nah, I just need the pig fat, like hog knockers or hanglings. Pony: Dude, what is all this? Baby Cakes: Oh, I'm just getting some supplies. Say, you look down on the dump. Pony: [sighs] I'm just feeling a little -- Baby Cakes: Withered? Here, let me give you one of my bars. [Baby Cakes gives Pony a Withered Granny Steak Bar] Pony: WHERE'S THE DAMN BEAUTY AISLE?! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[after Frank gets done with the same lecture for the 3rd time] Frank Smith: Another home run. Wendeloquence: You've given the same lecture three times, asshole. I mean, who cares if you float a little bit? Frank Smith: Don't -- Don't repress your desires, baby girl. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Baby Cakes sees all of his new candy bars in the vending machine] Baby Cakes: Oh, yeah! Look! Look at my supply being demanded! These students love me way more than Perk-A-Boo! Steve Smith: You just crammed those in there, didn't you? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Frank Smith: Look, Bobby, I'm sorry, man. I -- I can explain. I went off my meds, okay? But my brother, he got me straight again. I just -- I just want to apologize to your face. [as Bobby opens the door, Frank quickly stabs Bobby again] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Sandra Bullock: Willy's trapped. Now let's see if he likes black guys. Bet he does. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Baby Cakes gives one his new candy bars away to the students] Baby Cakes: Hey, everybody, stop being idiots. Put my stuff in your mouth. It tastes right. Pemsy: Uh, are these FDA approved? Baby Cakes: What are you, a men in black? Pemsy: I'll t...I'll take a b-- I'll take a Bar-B-Que one. Here's $2. Baby Cakes: I don't want your money. This is personal. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[as Frank was about to dump another load at Bullseye] Frank Smith: Hey, hey, where's the girl I [bleep] in front of? Flip Flop: Oh, damn, dude, her shift just ended, bro. Sucks. [cuts to the next scene where as the same employee girl was driving her way home, she then got crashed by Frank, just to fart in front of her] Frank Smith: I'm so sorry. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Kim: Professor Smith, we need you to go. Frank Smith: J-J-J-Just one more. Kim: You can't sit around barfing blossoms all night! This is a business estab! Frank Smith: Fine! By the way, you're fat. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Kim: Wendeloquence, how's everything going? Wendeloquence: Man, this school f*ing sucks. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Frank Smith: So anyway, I had Bullock on the brain, so I started jacking off, right? But the night. I kept thinking about the night and it threw me off, so I, like, jacked off for five hours, so I never climaxed. I heard the cock crow, and I just rushed to school. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago

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