Pony:
Man, I almost got the roast beef. I got this stupid chicken sandwich instead.
Steve Smith:
Well, let's trade halves.
Frank Smith:
Ah, why don't you two just finally get a room and screw in it? You're in love, and everyone knows it.
Pony:
Me and Steve? [scoffs] Come on. We're just friends.
Frank Smith:
Denying it just makes it more obvious.
Steve Smith:
Just like denying you'll never be a person of anyone's say is obviously sad.
Frank Smith:
[to all the students and teachers] Everybody, hey! Listen up! Every-- Everybody! Okay, show of hands! Who believes that I'll be a person of the day?
All:
[laughter]
Frank Smith:
AAAH! BULLSH*T! Okay. I bet everyone here a plate of cheese sticks that I'll be a person of the day within a week.
All:
[cheers and applause]
Flip Flop:
I'm a hold him on it. I'm a eat all them cheese sticks.
Baby Cakes:
[to Steve and Pony] Hey, so really how do you f*** yourself?