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Jetta: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the professor of laughs, Frank Smith! Baby Cakes: [claps] Yeah! Frank Smith: Pbht! Give it up? Really? That's -- That's f*ing lame. Frank Smith: Anyway, alright. Um, hey! Have you guys seen the ne-- the new Starbucks cups? Man: [coughs] Frank Smith: [sighs] Yeah, I know, right? I mean, they're really, really dumb. [chuckles nervously] Oh, I mean, they're venti, venti dumb, so... Flip Flop: Boo! Frank Smith: Boo? [sighs] Spin it. Okay, what are you, then, huh? You're a -- [to himself] Okay, don't say ghost. Frank Smith: Hey, have you guys ever noticed how the president has, like, a funny way of speaking? It's venti, venti -- Flip Flop: Please stop. Frank: [sighs] Aah! You guys are just not ready! Baby Cakes: Frank! Do that thing you used to do when we were kids! Frank Smith: What?! That's embarrassing! Baby Cakes: Come on, people. He's, um -- He's got a disease. Come on. Frank Smith: [sighs] Alright. [to a citizen to hand over a napkin] Can I have that? Can you give me that? Alright. [Frank pulls down his pants and puts the napkin to its butt] Frank Smith: Okay...Uh, um...buddy what do horses eat? [Frank's butt farts with a talkative voice] Frank's Butt: [high-pitched] Hey! [Hay] – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Pony: Hey, where's Steve? I knew he'd be late. You know, he told me that he jacked off six times yesterday. Why do I need to know that? Matt Attack: Why do I need to know that? [Steve comes in] Flip Flop: 'Sup, brother? Steve Smith: No, d-don't say brother, alright? It's just gross. Look -- Sorry to be late. I had to...get some gas. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Ronald Reagan: [on TV] So, America, my real deal solution for the overpopulation problem is a death draft. Yep, it's like a war draft, but anyone can be called up to be killed. Or you can enlist as a suicide for your country. You thank me later, Regan out. [one of the students cheered and killed each other at the bar] Pony: I can't believe they're actually doing it. Baby Cakes: Of course they did. We decided it. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Dean and Mayor gets a phone call from Governor] Mayor: Uh, death draft? Governor: Meh, roger that. [Ronald Reagan calls Governor] Governor: Death draft? Ronald Reagan: [hangs up] [to SAG] Death draft. Special Agent Green: Oh-ho-hokay. That is a terrible idea. Ronald Reagan: [to camerman] Hit the cameras, doo-doo dick. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Hoh-Hoh and Sunshine finally have sex with each other] Frank Smith: YES! HA HA! Steve Smith (as Stevie): OH, NO! OH! Frank Smith: I WON! I FINALLY BEAT STEVE! I GET YOUR JOB AND YOUR APARTMENT! [chortling] IN YOUR FAAAAAAAACE! [chuckles] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Dean: Did you come up with a real deal solution? Pony: We have a solution. It's...a death draft. Dean: Really? A death draft? Pony: Dude, it was that or doo-doo dicks. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Pony: I'll f*ing kill you! I'll kill you! [punches Baby Cakes] Baby Cakes: Stop killing me, softly, Pony! [Billy sees Pony as a dirty turkish mexican when the Think Tank crashes] Billy: Oh, that's Pony? Wow, she really let herself go. Okay, Leslie, long story, but I don't want to be with you anymore. Okay, I'll check you later. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Pony chokes Baby Cakes] Cravid: That turkish guy is an anal-mal. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[after the drone got malfunctioned and fires students outside the cafeteria building] Matt Attack: Yes! Finally! No line! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Announcer Student: You guys ready to break the world record for the most people taking a nap? Yeah! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Steve Smith (as Stevie): Remember our plan. You play the hero. Billy: Yeah. You know I think you're right. Having sex with Leslie will be the best way to get Pony. [Steve starts his first move on Leslie] Steve Smith (as Stevie): Leslie, it's me, Steve! I'm crazy now! I'm a school shooter! Leslie: Steve, is this a joke? We're dating. Steve Smith (as Stevie) [gunshots] [while Steve gunshot a couple rounds, one of the teacher and students inside the Think Tank] Cravid: Aah! Gunshots! Crystal: It's the population war! Dr. Falgot: It started. Pemsy: OH, MY GOD! [Billy starts his move and beats up Steve] Steve: [bruised] Oh, sht! Billy:* [to Leslie] May I buy you a drink? Leslie: You can buy me everything. [Billy and Leslie fell in love with each other] Steve Smith (as Stevie): Yes! It worked! There is no way that she'll screw me again. In fact, they will screw and I will win. Matt Attack: You're a school shooter now? What happened to the cooler brother? Steve Smith (as Stevie): Who? Stevie? [chuckles] He's winniiiiing! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Baby Cakes: So, we all agree on the death draft? Pony: Yes! Yes! All in favor raise your hands. Cravid: This new turkish dude is making sense. [raises his hand] Crystal: Yes. [raises her hand] Dr. Falgot: Mm-hmm. [raises his hand] Pemsy: That works. [raises his hand] Baby Cakes: Or...do we flood the south? Pony: NO! You said that was a mean idea. Baby Cakes: Better get a Starbucks order going. I want a latte. No, wait. A mocha. [everyone agreed except Pony] Pony: [close up to BC] Oh, my f*ing god. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Flip Flop: Yo, it's the cooler brother! Steve Smith (as Stevie): Shut up, you rat dick! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Steve Smith (as Stevie): Transfer Billy! Hi. How's the first week going, man? So, tell me -- Tell me about yourself. Billy: Well, my parents died in this freak radioactive -- Steve Smith (as Stevie): Awesome! So, like, who -- Who are you into these days, man? Billy: Well, I kind of like this girl named Pony. Steve Smith (as Stevie): Oh, yeah. Pony. Pony. Pony. Well, I can tell you that Pony doesn't know that you even exist. Billy: Well, maybe I just need to ask her out. Steve Smith (as Stevie): Look, I know Pony, okay? And the wise move here is to have sex with her friend, that girl Leslie. That will get Pony's attention. Yeah. Billy: Wouldn't that just turn Pony off? Steve Smith (as Stevie): It will get her jealous, alright? Women's engines feed off of jealousy. Billy: But how do we know that Leslie even wants to have sex with me? Steve Smith (as Stevie): Transfer Billy, leave that up to me, alright? I'm gonna get you guys a hotel suite. I'm gonna get you a hot tub. I'm gonna get you whipped cream and wine. You're gonna have strawberries on your ass, alright? There's gonna be a bass player in there just thumping away some dope-ass jam. There's gonna be a wall of mirrors, and then you're just gonna -- [slurred] You're just gonna... [cuts to the next scene where Steve starts to have sex with Leslie again] Steve's Ego: Stevie, you handsome idiot! Why are you doing this?! You're the cooler brother, man! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Hoh-Hoh steals Sunshine's purse] Sunshine: Oh, he's got my certs! Oh, look how cute he is. I want to pet him with my lips and hair. Frank Smith: Hoh-Hoh, this is the woman you need to get into, okay? Here's some finger condoms for your little root, and -- [Hoh-Hoh bites Frank's hand and runs away] Frank Smith: OW! Sunshine: [sighs] Usually apaches are all over me. I know you want to make a love connection. I'm sorry. I'm a go home...unless you want to hang out. Frank Smith: F* you! Get up there and mount that anal-mal's ass! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Frank Smith: Damn it! This bait isn't working. He's probably off somewhere just smacking a fish with a rock. Sunshine: Mm, he's such an anal-mal. Frank Smith: Look, you got to stop pronouncing it like that. Sunshine: Like what? Frank Smith: Like buttf*. You say "anal"-mal. It's animal, alright? – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Frank Smith: Hey, girl! I found this sweet place under a bridge for you to f* my friend. Sunshine: Oh, no. I heard that anal-mal man got a pig dick. Frank Smith: Pig dick?! Steve. Frank Smith: Did my brother talk to you? Sunshine: Who's your brother? Frank Smith: Ugly bald dude, glasses, good teeth. Sunshine: Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. That's him. Frank Smith: Okay, listen, my brother -- He is partly right, okay? Hoh-Hoh is special. Because if you have sex with him, your parents back home on the farm will have a resplendent crop this year. Sunshine: Are you for real? Frank Smith: Mm-hmm. It's an almanac thing, but you got to make love this moon cycle, so come on! Let's go! Steve Smith (as Stevie): [heard all the stuff that Frank while hiding behind the wall] DAMN IT! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[Frank sees Hoh-Hoh's place of where he steal people's shoes and stuff under the bridge] Frank Smith: So...Hoh-Hoh is Hawaiian for troll? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Pony: Let's all just please vote on doo-doo dicks. Please! Baby Cakes: But we don't want to make people get doo-doo replacements for their penises. That's crazy! Crystal: Or is it? I don't know. It might start a population war. Kim: Oh, man. A population war would suck. Pony: WHAT THE HELL IS A POPULATION WAR?! Baby Cakes: It's like one of those race wars but between populations. Baby Cakes: Now, who wants to talk about...dinner options? Pony: Son of a bitch! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Mayor: Damn it! No flag! No ideas yet! Man can't crap or touch himself with these drones up ass all day and night! Dean: Ah, it's our conference call with Gov! Mayor: YOU BE QUIET! [Mayor answers Governor's call] Mayor: Mayor here! Governor: You figure it out yet? Dean: Tell him these things take time. Governor: Who's that on this call? Is that The Dean? Mayor: Uh, no. No. Just Mayor. Trying to fix it. Governor: FIX IT! AH [hangs up] [Governor gets a phone call from Ronald Reagan] Ronald Reagan: Where's that f*ing solution? Governor: [worried] Sir, I got my best people on it. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Steve Smith: Hey, Sunshine, um, uh, has my brother, uh, talked to you? Sunshine: Who's that? Steve Smith: Ugly dude, bob haircut, jagged teeth. Sunshine: Oh, yeah. Him. Steve Smith: Yeah, bet he's pushing that Hoh-Hoh kid on you, right? Sunshine: Oh, I Iove that little anal-mal man. Steve Smith: Okay, listen. Hoh-Hoh has...a little barbed penis, you know? Like a pig. It's, uh, from a surgery done in the Philippines, and you know, I think he might be from there. Sunshine: Oh, I know pig dick. I want no part of that. Good looking out. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
[after Steve let his sex addicitions attract Leslie instead of planning to combine a relationship with Leslie and Billy] Frank Smith: So, how was she? Steve Smith: How was who? What? I-I don't know what you mean. Frank: YES! You fell right into my trap! I knew you couldn't keep your dick out out of her pants. Steve Smith: Where are your shoes? Frank Smith: This is not about me. Steve: Well, how's your couple? Frank Smith: Uh, that girl is pretty f*ed up, okay? She is into my guy. Steve Smith's Ego: [to Steve] Oh, god. This is looking bad, Stevie. Frank Smith: Huh? What was that? Steve Smith: Nothing. It was nothing. Frank Smith: YES! You're talking to yourself. You always start calling yourself "Stevie" when you lose control. I have got you on the ropes! Steve Smith: No. That -- No. I...I am still gonna win. Frank Smith: Prove it. Steve Smith: Well, let's up the ante. Yeah. I'll bet you anything. Frank Smith: Head of The History Department? – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Pony: Good breakfast? Cool. So, let's pick an idea, because I'm not sleeping in here again. Baby Cakes: Yeah, you're not looking so good. [cuts to the next scene where Pony's face suddenly starts transforms into a dirty mexican in progress] Baby Cakes: Now I know why you want to stay in the bathroom. Pony: Oh, no. It's happening. I need my tweezers and retainer and a shower! I can't be in her another day! We got to agree on something now! The idea doesn't even have to be real. We just need to agree on something to get out. Crystal: What about how the chinese do the one-kid thing? Pony: Great! I vote on that! I vote. Cravid: Make everyone gay. Pony: Hold on. We already had an idea. Kim: Uh, what about, like, a death draft? Crystal: Ooh, wait. Let's get rid of all the men. Pemsy: We can flood the south. Cravid: Oh, let's do doo-doo dicks. [to himself] No. Stop. Bad idea. Baby Cakes: Dude, there are no such thing as bad ideas in brainstorming. Pony: SHUT IT, B.C.! SHUT IT, B.C.! GOD! Look, all those in favor of flooding the south, raise your hand. [6 people raises their hand except for Baby Cakes] Baby Cakes: Mm, I just think that's a mean idea to do. Pony: No! It's just a bull [bleep] idea for us to agree on. We're not really going to do it. Cravid: Wait. We're not really gonna do it? Pemsy: Well, that changes everything. [everyone raised their hands down] Pony: [groans] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 5 months ago
Pony: Guys, all we have to do to get out of here is come up with any one idea that we all agree on. Pemsy: Okay, that works. Dr. Falgot: Okay. Pony: Cool. Let's just say birth control and -- Baby Cakes: What about lunch? We got to eat before we do any real deal thinking. Dr. Falgot: Y'all done Salad Palace? Ooh! Great burger. Kim: Uh, I can't eat from any place that prepares their food in the daytime. Otherwise, I'm cool. Pemsy: Oh! Maybe we could do Tapas. Let's just get a bunch of small plates and share. Crystal: No. We're already sharing a sht bucket. Leave us some dignity. – China, Il* Movie Quote	added 5 months ago

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