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Mutumbo: Have you considered there might be a deeper link to the corruption that permeates the sport of Jai Alai in general? Chief: What? That's outrageous. Mutumbo: Come on, Chief, who is kidding who? Jai Alai is one of the most corrupt sports in the world. Bob Vila -- He couldn't fix the games any better. It's a joke, Chief. Chief: [ignoring] La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la... Mutumbo: We're a modern society, and we can't keep coddling criminals! Chief: La. Mutumbo: Look at me. I am the whistleblower. [Mutumbo suddenly gets hit by can and bruised by Assy] – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Assy McGee: [tired] I don't want to live like this anymore. I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Assy McGee: Let the doctor go. Baby Steps: You killed my only son. Assy McGee: You should've had twins. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Peeble: Really? I have Blind Anthony's vocal cords, daddy? Baby Steps: That's right, baby. You can sing now! Peeble: But what if it doesn't work? Baby Steps: Then turn around and wait for a loud bang. [while pointing the gun at the doctor] – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Fake Officer: Hey, assbag, how about another drink? Come on, assbag! I'm talking to you! Let's go! Choir Member: Did you just say "Assbag"? Fake Officer: I said it! Over here! So what?! Assbag, assbag, assbag! Got a problem? Choir Member: [to Sanchez] Hey, that's what the guy said just before he kidnapped Blind Anthony. He called our driver an assbag. Sanchez: Is that right? Assbag? Fake Officer: No, it ain't right. You must be confused, blind man. [Assy points the gun at the fake officer] Assy McGee: And you must feel my gun against your head. Who you working for? Fake Officer: Come on, man, I was just the delivery guy. I don't know anything. [Assy brutally tackles the fake officer] Assy McGee: WHO ARE YOU WORKIN' FOR?! START TALKING! Fake Officer: I swear! Come on, the guy was a freak! Took like 10 minutes just to the door. Assy McGee: Because he walks so damn slow. Fake Officer: He took like these little stubby little -- Assy and Sanchez: BABY STEPS! Fake Officer: Yeah, those. [Assy shoots the fake officer] Sanchez: Disgusting. Assy McGee: I got three left, Sanchez. Let's go be heroes. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Assy and Sanchez sees a blind choir member walking around the bar] Assy McGee: Looks like someone needs a new hobby. Drinking ain't working out for him. Sanchez: He's not drunk, he's blind. Assy McGee: Well, I'm both, but I'm not complaining. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
DiLorenzo: My, my, my. Pretty freakin' scenic, huh, douche bags? [laughing] Hey, you guys working the choir case? Assy McGee: What's it to you, "DiRetardo"? DiLorenzo: Patrol car found those blinds over there bouncing around the civic center. [laughs] "Hey, where am I? Where am I?" I'm not that-that's funny. Absolutely not. Bless their hearts, you know? [Assy and Sanchez suddenly stole his patrol car for their evidence] DiLorenzo: Hey, come on! That was my freakin' clue! HEY, THAT'S MY CAR! Friggin' jerks. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Sanchez: I guess you could call this his last stop, huh? Assy McGee: Good one, Sanchez. Try using that toy radio for something practical. Sanchez: I'm trying, partner. I got no prints here, I got no tracks. I got no nothing. Where does it all lead? Assy McGee: To dead end city, Sanchez. Population -- Us. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Sanchez mistakenly bumps over a dead person while driving] Sanchez: What the hell was that?! Assy McGee: Possum. Pull over. You can eat them if they're not too brown. [Assy and Sanchez gets out of the car to see who they bump over] Sanchez: Wow! That's no possum. What do you make of that, Assy? Assy McGee: Roadkill. [farts] – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Sanchez: So what do you want to do? I'm pretty much free tonight. Assy McGee: You bore the hell out of me. Drop me at the bar. Sanchez: Oh. Alright. Which bar do you want to go? Assy McGee: THE CLOSEST BAR, SANHCEZ! – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Sanchez: Big concert like that and the singers don't show up? Kind of unprofessional, if you ask me. Eh, Prima Donnas. Assy: [farts] – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Baby Steps: Peeble! Happy Birthday. Peeble: Thank you, daddy. Baby Steps: How about a hug for daddy? [Peeble getting ready to hug his father] Baby Steps: Stop. It's your day. Let daddy bring the sugar to you. [Baby Steps slowly walks up to his son to hug him which took him bunch of minutes to get there] Baby Steps: Are you ready for your gift? Peeble: Is it singing lessons? Baby Steps: No. No more lessons. Peeble: But I want to be a great singer! You promised! Baby Steps: And you will. Please don't whine. You will. Peeble: When? Baby Steps: As soon as your gift arrives. It could have been me, Peeble. I could have had the fame and glory you desire. The spotlight was elusive for those with disabilities such as mine. Let me tell you a story. Peeble: No, I-I know. Baby Steps: I WANNA TELL IT TO YOU AGAIN! Baby Steps: It was 10th grade. We ran track together. High hurdles, discus. We were best friends, he and I. But it was the javelin -- That damn javelin! SON OF A BITCH DIDN'T LOOK AND RUINED MY LIFE! HE WAS ALWAYS CARELESS! Peeble: And that's why you walk so slowly? Baby Steps: WHAT?! No, that's why I can't sing. [hoarsely] A La la la. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Ticket Person: Who needs two? I got two on the balcony. Who needs two? Assy McGee: [whistles] Two on the balcony! I'll take 'em. [as the the ticket person was bout to hand Assy the tickets, Assy suddenly pulls out the gun on him] Ticket Person: Oh [bleep] me. Come on. Assy McGee: Congratulations. You've been pinched for sclaping. Ticket Person: I ain't hurting nobody. Assy McGee: How about you're costing the american taxpayer an arm... [shoots the Ticket Person's arm] Sanchez: Assy! Assy McGee: ...and a leg. [shoots the Ticket Person's leg] Sanchez: Take it easy. He don't deserve that. Assy McGee: AND AN ANKLE! [shoots the Ticket Person's ankle] You can thank my fat partner for that one. Sanchez: You shouldn't abuse your badge like that, Assy. I wouldn't have come if I'd known you didn't have tickets. Assy McGee: I got two on the balcony. Ticket Person: [gets up] Asshole. Assy McGee: HERE'S TWO FOR YOUR BALCONY! [shoots the Ticket Person] – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Sanchez: Look, I don't want to sound ungrateful. To be honest with you, I don't have too much familiarity with Blind Athony. Assy McGee: They say that God ran out of eyes, so he gave Blind Anthony and extra special voice. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Assy McGee: What'd you get? Sanchez: Oh, just a hot dog. Assy McGee: Bacon-wrapped? Sanchez: No, just a regular one. I got chili on it, little bit of onions. I can't have bacon. Assy McGee: Wussy. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Fake Officer: Okay, assbag, you're free to go. Driver: Phew. Fake Officer: To heaven. [shoots the driver's arm] Driver: Ohh! What the -- Fake Officer: Damn! To heaven! [gunshot] Driver: AAH! Fake Officer: To heaven. [gunshot] Driver: CAN'T YOU SHOOT ME?! Fake Officer: Mother -- Damn. Driver: Aah! Fake Officer: To heaven! [kills the driver] There we go! That's the stuff. – Assy McGee Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Xavier: What is all this? A test? Reveal your intentions! Show either your face or your body, ooh! Unknown Female Voice: Soon. Xavier: I don't have to stand here and take lip from the lipless. I'm leaving, like a tree makes. [struggles the light blue doorknob] Xavier: You can consume my dust. [struggles the silver doorknob] Xavier: Don't let my anus mudcake your door on my way out. [struggles the green doorknob] Xavier: You can flush me fromst the toilette of your mind, because I'm pissed-tory. [struggles the black door] Xavier: You can kiss and lick and caress and coddle and swallow my sweet ass goodbye. [struggles the orange door] And take your time. I'll be here all day. Fine. I'll rub it myself. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Xavier goes to the light yellow door] Xavier: Bingo doodle attainment of more enlightened level of being! I have graduated to this advanced realm. It feels so right. I've never felt more -- OH! [Xavier then gets eaten by a big lizard] – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[while Xavier is in jail writing soul glimpses on the wall, he sees the same citizen that shotted the donkey mayor] Citizen: And as your new Mayor, I declare the concerns of this township shall no longer be donkey concerns but shall be human concerns. And I vow to protect the children of this town from our local human-baby rapist...and gas-tax holiday! Thank you! [the Citizen then transforms into a van then grabs a kid by tricking him by giving him a free ice cream] Xavier: I haven't forgotten you. I know what your butt did to that boy! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Xavier gets sent to the court] Xavier: I swear, I didn't shoot the mayor. The Judge: You are not on trial for mayor for shooting the Mayor. You are on trial for being on trial. Xavier: But I'm innocent.. The Judge: By proclaiming your innocence, it proves you're on trial. What say you, jury? Angry Mentals: [all babbling] The Judge: It's a jury of your mental peers. Xavier: What sort of of law is this? The Judge: Laws? Laws are illegal here! GUILTY! I sentence thee to three glimpses into your own soul. Xavier: [scoffs] I could that with my third eye tied behind my back. The Judge: Very well. Seven glimpses! Xavier: NOOOOOOOO! – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Xavier tries the blue door] Citizen: Hurry! Take the gun, man! Xavier: Huh? Citizen: Come on! Did you forget everything?! We went over this! You're in charge of security for the Mayor! Xavier: No compadre your speeky-spaniol. English? Citizen: This town elected a donkey mayor as a scathing indictment of our jackass political system, but the powers that be want him dead! 'Member? You've got to protect him. [the Donkey Mayor recently has been shot] Citizen: [holding the gun while pointing to Xavier] It was him! I saw him do it! Why else would he have a gun?! Xavier: Hee-huh? – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Unknown Female Voice: Soon. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Xavier: I scared the ghosts away. I got the chumps on the run. OH, LOOK! It's the cuddlecrumbs! The cuddlecrumbs are here? I don't remember any of this happening. [goes back to the same remembering expression as always until another thought bubble shows up where Xavier grow old in at an apocalyptic surface] Old Xavier: Doth...have...life. Kid Xavier: Grandpapapapa, are you done reminiscing yet? [pans out the scene where this scene transitions into a book where the all of the cuddlecrumbs were listening to in the another dimension] Cuddlecrumb: And that is the legend of our messiah. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Big Papa Dick: No, come back! Keep spendin'! My lady dream is slippin' through my womanly man-fingers. Dream slipping away...future child dying. [to Xavier] DON'T JUST STAND THERE! DO SOMETHIN'! Xavier: I have pre-foresworn to bounce these ghosts. How do you make something flee? Xavier: Everyone flees when they are scared. Xavier: What scares people? Xavier: Everyone around here is scared of ghosts. Xavier: I'll make the ghosts think this place is haunted. But how do you dress up like a ghost? Xavier: Why are you asking me? Xavier: Some help you are, lady. If you wanna dress up like a ghost, you need to throw a piece of fabric over your head. Xavier: [to the viewers] Where can YOU get your hands on some fabric quick? The Fabric of Time Gone By. [Xavier rips a piece of Fabric of Time Gone By to become a ghost, which also reveals a bunch of cuddlecrumb monsters he drew becoming real in real life when he was younger] Xavier: Boo-hoo, ghosts! I'm scaring you! Get oot! There's a ghoost in the hoose! Get oot of the hoose! Oooost! Oooooooost! Xavier's Dad: Fire! Honey, get out of the house! Get out! Get out of the house! [then Xavier's fabric cloth suddenly gets caught on fire inside his childhood making the whole bar also getting caught on fire] Xavier's Mom: These flames aren't real. Everything is just in my mind. – Xavier: Renegade Angel Movie Quote	added 4 months ago

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