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Derrick: Oh, hi. Welcome to Total Validation. Sit here, and let's discuss your present disagreement, shall we? Baby Cakes: He doesn't accept me for who I am. Professor Cakes: Who he is is a monster that no father could possibly live with. Baby Cakes: Man, all my friends' dads let them do what they want. Professor Cakes: Yes, and that is because they're functioning adults. They live by themselves. They have JOBS! I keep you alive, idiot! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Kim: Okay, now, even if I'm proven to be right, I do not want it to ruin how he currently has sex with me. Goatee Doctor: Oh, don't worry -- The party in the wrong would be even more wrong to disagree with us. Matt Attack: See? That right there is fascist, man! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Kally's Dad: Oh, has anyone seen that "Toy Movie 3"? Steve Smith: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I saw that. Kally's Dad: Well, what'd you think? Steve Smith: I mean, it was pretty good, but you know what is really good? This butternut squash. Brenda, you are amazing. Kally's Dad: I must say, Steven, "Toy Movie 3" wasn't just pretty good". Steve Smith: Hey, you loved it. That's great. It just wasn't my thing. Kally: Well, it seems a lot of people with taste seem to think it was important. Steve Smith: [locked in] Okay, you want to do this? Oh, yeah, let's do this. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Frank destroys the security camera on street when Frank and Pony were having fun while driving the car] Frank Smith: Agh, this is a camera, right?! Where's the f*ing film?! Pony: It's a digital feed! Frank, you dragged me down to your level again! Frank Smith: No, we are exactly the same level! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Frank Smith: Hey, what do you think Steve thought I was gonna do wrong? He's always judging me. Pony: I know, right? [imitates] "I'm Steve, and I'm the Dad". Frank Smith: [laughing] Pony: [imitates] "Little dog, do this. Pony girl, stop laughing". Frank & Pony: [both laugh] Frank Smith: Yeah! Hey, listen. [imitates] "I am Steve!" [laughs] I can't really do it, but you know he sucks. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Steve Smith: Okay, look, it's been an hour since the movie. Kally: It affected me deeply. It didn't do that to you? Steve Smith: It's just that everybody says this is the best of the year, and for me, that's a pretty -- Kally: Oh, you're just a cynic! Steve Smith: Alright, watch this, watch this. Um, hey, Matt, have you seen "Toy Movie 3"? Matt Attack: Oh...my...god. That's the best movie I've ever seen. Steve Smith: Kally, can we just stop talking about this? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Professor Cakes: Uh, son, you're 30. I-I-I know that without a steady woman in the house, we both act juvenile, but it's -- Baby Cakes: STREET TROLLS! Oh, they -- They make so mad! Professor Cakes: That -- Oh, that actually reminds me. Did you make your bed? You know how you get when you find it...unmade. Baby Cakes: Man, just quit picking on me! [jumps out of the car] GERONIMO-MO-MO-MO-MO! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Pony: No, please just use your own computer for that. I don't want your fingers on your stuff and then on my keyboard. Frank Smith: I touch everything! Everything is one degree away from my Kevin Bacon. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[as Professor Cakes grabs the newspaper outside, Baby Cakes closes the door in front of him] Professor Cakes: Jerk! I don't have my key! Let me in! Baby Cakes: [drunk] Well, I got like five keys in here! So you do the meth! Professor Cakes: It's not meth. It's math, and that doesn't even -- I can't take this! Baby Cakes: [drunk] You got to take it! I'm your son! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Baby Cakes mixed syrup and whisky in a oatmeal to a Canada Cake] Professor Cakes: No! No Canada Cakes! You're already an insane person, but -- But that stuff makes you impossible to deal with! Baby Cakes: Nuh-uh! It gets me wise! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Flip Flop's sister throws newspaper] Flip Flop: Sis, you're throwing them all wrong. Flip Flop's Sister: Bro, just drive the f*ing truck! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Golden Bowl: I, uh, [sniffs] I can't believe it. There actually are good people, in China, Illinois, and they inspire me to try to be better, nicer. These people are actually worthy to be called "Persons of The Day" due to their undying love for one another. Pony: [grabs the mic away from Golden] We are not in love. I am single and looking for casual hook-ups. Steve Smith: For the record, I did not save this girl out of love. I would have done the same thing for a hideous, mean, old hag. Golden Bowl: Come on. [chuckles] It's just so cute how much they deny it. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[while Baby Cakes still shakes Pony, Steve saves the day] Steve Smith: WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU, MAN?! Baby Cakes: I DON'T KNOW, STEVE! DAD GAVE ME A MAGAZINE! IT HAD BOOOBS ON IT! AND NOW I GOT TO SH-SHAKE STUFF! Steve Smith: Oh, I get it. Baby Cakes, sometimes when a man has feelings for a woman... Baby Cakes: I DON'T UNDERSTAND! [shakes Pony even faster] Steve Smith: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey! Have you touched your penis? Baby Cakes: WHAT -- NO! Steve Smith: Shake your penis instead of shaking her! [Baby Cakes drops Pony and shake his hand with his penis instead] Baby Cakes: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh, this -- I never put it together! This -- Oh, this feels right! Steve, you're such a good teacher! Professor Cakes: [sees his own son spurting on TV] Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot to tell him to jack off with the magazine. You know, there's no room for error with this kid. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[as the police officers caught China-Man, they pulled his mask off revealing the man in the suit, Frank] Blue Hoodie Guy: IT'S THE MASSEUSE! Frank Smith: HEY! There were a lot of other skills on that car! Why did you all get stuck on the Masseuse thing?! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Baby Cakes shakes Pony while climbing up a building] Baby Cakes: This feels right for some reason! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Frank Smith: You got to let me in there! He's been my nemesis since we were kids! Black Police Officer: No dice, China-Man. We're going to arrest you instead so you don't feed any more fathers to tigers. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[while Steve and Pony are still acting to make the people believe they aren't in love] Steve Smith: THIS BITCH HAS DRIVEN ME TO KILL HER. AFTERWARDS, I'LL BE GETTING A DRINK, IF ANY GIRL WANTS TO HANG OUT. Cap Guy: Somebody get these people separated! Weneloquence: Break it up before something bad happens! Steve Smith: [whispered to Pony] Hey, I think it's working. Pony: Great. Now let's just let 'em take us to jail and we're home free. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Baby Cakes turns into a raging monster while looking at Pony's breasts on TV] Baby Cakes: MUST...SHAKE...WOMAN! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Golden Bowl: [on TV] Breaking news -- Some guy is threatening to set a girl on fire downtown now! It was believed that Steve Smith and Pony Merks had once been in love, but that all seems to be false tonight. Steve Smith: [on TV] I HATE THIS PERSON! I'M GONNA BURN HER BECAUSE OUR HATE FOR EACH OTHER KNOW NO BOUNDS! Pony: [on TV] HE IS MY LEAST FAVORITE PERSON! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Window Washer #1: So, my daughter was all into this rap guy. She wanted to go to his concert, but I -- Well, it's so expensive, so I told her this rapper was a rapist. Now she doesn't like him so much. But I feel bad. Window Washer #2: I know what you mean. I tell my daughter there's no world outside the attic that I keep her in. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Golden Bowl: Today two window washers fell several stories, suffering serious injuries, when a masked man seemingly rushed to provoke their fall. You would think this man would flee the scene, but he's actually right here, demanding to be interviewed. Golden Bowl: So, tell us, China-Man... Frank Smith: Wait. Why are you calling me that? Golden Bowl: Well, you are bedecked in the flag of the Chinese Republic. Frank Smith: China?! Okay, whatever. Look, am I the Person of The Day or what? Golden Bowl: Uh, so, how do you explain your destructive actions? Frank Smith: What the -- Are you kidding me? I just almost saved some people. Golden Bowl: And are you even Chinese? Frank Smith: Is this the f*ing inquisition, pimpleback? I am a person of interest here. I'm a person of the day. Golden Bowl: No. No, he is not. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Frank tries to save the window washers by pulling them up] Frank Smith: You f*ers are so fat! Window Washer #1: Don't you have super strength? Frank Smith: WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK THAT?! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
[Frank comes out of his car as a superhero to save the window washer from the tall building] Frank Smith: I'm supposed to punch a cop. Where's a cop? Blue Hoodie Guy: You're a hero! Get up there and save those people! Frank Smith: Exactly -- I'm a hero! So, now what? Wendeloquence: Fly up there -- Save those guys. Frank Smith: Fly?! Come on! Blue Hoodie Guy: JUST GET THE F* UP THERE! Frank Smith: OKAY! Get off my back! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 4 months ago
Window Washer #1: Yeah, well, my kid plays soccer. She's really bad at it, but I lie and say she's good. Well, she's my kid. What are you gonna do? Window Washer #2: Yeah, I hear you. I tell my kid I'm a doctor. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 4 months ago

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