Double-Wide:
Remember how you crash-landed on an alien planet? Did you befriend the advanced race of aliens to benefit mankind? Nooo. Oh, you guys have no follow-through. And what happened to that mind-control device you took from Ron Howard?
Stroker:
Every once in a while, I'll have a few beers and tell Tom Cruise I'm L. Ron Hubbard or something.
C.A.R.R.:
Stroker broke it trying to get women to sleep with him.
Stroker:
That's a laugh.
C.A.R.R.:
You mean, we're all laughing at how pathetic you are. I agree.
Hoop:
[to Stroker] You've had a tough year.
Stroker:
Tough on my Johnson maybe.
Hoop:
Name one woman you've slept with.
Stroker:
Look. I bagged a lot of women last year. I'm just not one to screw and tell, but since we're dying, Caterina..
[flashbacks to all the girls she meant in the restaurant while asking them for another bread stick]
Stroker:
[to Caterina] Another bread stick?
Stroker:
The teacher...
Stroker:
[to Teacher] Another bread stick?
Stroker:
That intern from ToddCo...
Stroker:
[to Intern] Another bread stick?
Stroker:
The chicks at the hip-hop bar.
Stroker:
[to the chicks] Another bread stick?
Stroker:
Took them all to Neptune's, you know, with the free bread sticks. I bread them and bed them, baby.
