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[Sexy Deer gets dripped by some estrogen making her more human and then dances] Frank: Oh, hell! Now you're dancing just like my gross-ass Mom! Get your own corn! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Steve's Dad gets hit by a testosterone bottle from the fight between The Dean and Urkel] Steve's Dad: Steve! You get your f*ing name off my damn paperwork! This is my house, damn it! [to his wife] And you...go get in bed...and point it up honey. [rips his shirt off] Steve's Mom: Oh, my. [chuckles] Okay, well....Ward's back in town. Steve Smith: [happily] Well, alright. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Pony: Guys, we gotta shut down this picnic. Pony's Mom: Pony. I know you're a little embarrassed, but look at your white friend's family. They're f*ed. [referring to Steve's family] – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Steve sees his mom dancing] Mexican Member #1: [to Steve] That girl wants to f* you, man. Mexican Member #2: Oh, I've seen that before. Genie in the bottle dance. Oh, she primed. Steve Smith: Okay, okay. Back off. Show's over. Steve's Mom: [to his son] [flirting] Oh, my god, you are a pit bull coming to protect Mama's yamaha. [mimics engine revving] – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Steve's Dad: Steve. I think it's time we had the talk...you see, when a man loves your mother -- Steve Smith: Whoa. Dad. No. No, I am not into Mom. Steve's Dad: No. No. I could see how much you cared for her at the restaurant. My time is passed. You two are meant to be. Here. These are your Mom's sex toys, her fillings. Steve Smith: I'm getting out of this house. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Mimey looks at Dean of what he's been up to with the tesosterone medicine] Dean: What the f* are you looking at? Here's the deal. [voice breaking] I must be strongest! I must be the best! I can't die! I'm scared of getting old and losing my manhood, okay? [sobbing] – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank: [to BC] Why did you let The Rock get decapitated back there, man? Doctor Mother: [voice breaking] What? My Rock? Oh, Baby, how could you? Baby Cakes: No! My net gun jammed. Sht. Of course you're not going to believe me! Doctor Mother:* This is all my fault. Until the T is out of Urkules' system, I will not let him out of my sight. Baby Cakes: Uh, hey...Mom. Let me watch Urkules while you go pay your respects to The Rock. Doctor Mother: That's surprisingly thoughtful, Baby. Thank you. [pans to the next scene where Baby Cakes took Urkules with and back to the China, Il base] Doctor Mother: Baby Cakes. That was a terrible trick. Baby Cakes: Nuh-unh, it worked! Come get him! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Steve Smith: Dad, thank you for dinner. Steve's Dad: Well, look like it helped our situation. Steve's Mom: Just needed to see my husband take charge a little -- Steve's Dad: Oh, durn, durn, durn. This is a cash-only place. I only have my debit card. Steve Smith: Oh, I got cash, let me see that. Steve's Mom: Oh, a $50? [flirting] Who carries a big-dick $50? Wow. Oh! You can smell it. Right? Heh. Smell that cash-eesh. Steve Smith: [disappointingly groans] Steve's Mom: Oh, yeah. Smell it with Mama's tongue, like a little lizard. [smooches] Cashy, cashy, cashy, ca-- [normal voice] I am gross. Steve Smith: Yes, yes, you are, Mom. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Dean steals one of the tesosterone medicine] Doctor Mother: Don't take that. It's too much T. Trust me. Dean: "Trust" ain't a survival instinct. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Doctor Mother: My test subjects. Perfect examples of weak, emasculated, Low T men. Bill Nye. Urkel. And Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Wait, what? I'm a big man! Doctor Mother: Oh, come, on. Okay, Urkel first! Steve Urkel: This was supposed to be sex weekend. [when one of the doctors shot the injection into Urkel's neck, he turns into a big testosterone monster] Baby Cakes: It's Urkules. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Steve Smith: Mom, I hate to say it, but, uh, I think Dad was right about your oedipus thing you have with me. Steve's Mom: That's absurd. Come on. Just 'cause you're sitting at the head of the table and you're... [licks, flirting] taking charge, and bristling with man musk... Steve's Dad: Down, June. Steve's Mom: [normal voice] Oh, my, god, I'm doing it. Yeah. [chuckles] Okay. Yeah. That's a thing. I can't help it, I-I don't know. It's the authority, or the security. It's not you. Gross. No. It's the unbridled, lusty authority -- Oh f**. Sht, there it is. I'm definitely doing it. I have identified it. Wow, I'm disgusting. Steve Smith: Dad, come on. Be a man here. Just take us out. Pay for dinner. Steve's Dad: Eh, I don't know, I'm kind of bushed. Steve's Mom: So hot you telling him what to do -- Goddamn it! We're caught in a loop! – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Frank and Baby Cakes head to the Estrogen Wing] Baby Cakes: So, we got booby bunnies, titty turtles, kissy cows, and vagina snakes. Frank Smith: THESE ARE THE FEMALES?! Baby Cakes: Yeah, she got some dump in the trunk. Here, feed them. That way you can huff the human female pheromones that Mom has spliced into 'em. [when Frank start to feed the animals, he gets sprayed with pheromone spray and sees a sexy deer] Frank Smith: Ooh, hotchee motchee. [Sexy Deer eats corn at the palm of Frank's hand] Baby Cakes: Best hand job on the island. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Dr. Falgot: Doctor Mother? Your research? Doctor Mother: So far, our trails have reached the maximum potential of the test subject. Tonight we're gonna watch our first experiment that will take the subjects past their own potential masculinity. Dwayne The Rock Johnson: Suzie here has extracted jurassic testosterone from dead male dinosaurs trapped in fossilized amber. So sick. Dr. Falgot: You're gonna make a monster. For real. Dean: Shut the hell up, Jack! It's genius. Frank Smith: [to Baby Cakes] I thought you said there were gonna be females here, man! I saved up my loads overnight. My bag is f*ing draggin'! Baby Cakes: Come on. I'm done here anyway. [Frank and Baby Cakes leaves] Dwayne The Rock Johnson: Where you goin', buddy? Baby Cakes: F* YOU, THE ROCK! You're not my Dad. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: Why is Dwayne The Rock Johnson at dinner? Doctor Mother: Well, baby. This is why I brought you here. See, I'm marrying The Rock. He's gonna be your new Step Dad! Baby Cakes: UH, WHAT?! NO! I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO GET BACK WIITH DAD! Doctor Mother: GET OVER IT! AAAAH! Doctor Mother: Sorry, I should eat. Dwayne The Rock Johnson: Baby Cakes, your Mom is a great lover. She. Is. The. Best. At. Sucking. Baby Cakes: Shut up! Dwayne The Rock Johnson: ...The Rock Off. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
[Baby Cakes sees his Mom as an orange bodybuilding freak] Baby Cakes: What the f* happened to you? Doctor Mother: Son, my research has taken me on an exhilarating trip of self-exploration! And you look great! Oh, my big sweet boy! Dean: Doctor Mother. I take your physique to mean my investment is paying off. Doctor Mother: I've developed a new strand of testosterone that completely maximizes the test subject's physical potential. Dr. Falgot: I see. And your estrogen research? Doctor Mother: F* ESTROGEN! F*** THAT BULLSHT! ARRRRRRRRGH! Doctor Mother:* I'm sorry. I didn't, uh...I skipped lunch. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Steve Smith: Well, guys. It's been jam-packed parent's day, right? But hey! We get to keep the house! Steve's Mom: [flirting] Stevie, Stevie, oh, you're such a big man, now! God, you took charge in there. You're so virile. Steve's Dad: Uh, June...you're, I don't know you're just, somehow, uh, turned on by Steve's displays of manhood. Steve's Mom: [giggles] That's just the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Steve's Dad: It's like he's the Dad, and I'm just the dead son, you know, with no penis? Steve Smith: Dad, come on. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: So, um, B.C., uh, is this facility...like Cancun...or, like...Vietnam? Baby Cakes: It's Jurassic Park. But Mom messes with people instead of dinosaurs. She says people have demons in them. They're called hormones. Frank Smith: [takes off his shades in a wtf moment] – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Dr. Falgot: B.C., your parents have been divorce for 20 years. Maybe, get over it. Don't make 'em feel bad. Be nice. Dean: Please, if God wanted us to be nice to each other, he'd have had the romans give Jesus a massage. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Steve Smith: So, I've been looking over all our paperwork and Illinois tax laws. And it made just make more sense financially if I become the head of this household. Steve's Mom: [flirting] Well. My, my, my. [chuckles] I mean, if you think it'll save the house. Who cares about titles, right? Steve's Dad: Oh, come on, guys. I don't know. That -- That really makes me feel, you know, marginalized, I -- Steve Smith: You're still the Dad. I'm just sort of the Dad...on paper. Steve's Mom: Steve's fixed it! I'm so proud of you. [smooches his son] You're my hero. [giggles] Steve's Dad: Okay. – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Baby Cakes: Well, my Mom's gonna tell me she and Dad are gonna get remarried. Then I can finally start growing into a man. Dean: Yeah, a man should be a killing and screwing thing. But it can all go away in a second. So don't take it for granted. Nature is a btch! Baby Cakes:* I heard that nature was just like a really hard video game. Gotta keep on dyin' and restartin' until you master it. Dean: I get that. That makes sense to me. Frank Smith: No, that does not make sense. Dr. Falgot: [tired] Boy, I mean... – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank: So, Dean, why are you going to B.C.'s Mom's? Dean: Who do you think gives funding to Doctor Mother's testosterone research? Dr. Falgot: That's right, and as a medical doctor, I'm coming along to sign off on her sht. Frank:* Hey, I hear that there are a lot of females. [chuckles] I hope we got what it takes to screw 'em all, right, Dean? Dean: [defensive] Hey! It's not like I have Low T. No way! Cut me, and you'll get a jet of Hot T. Spraying you in the face. Okay? Dr. Falgot: Dean, what the hell are you talking about? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Steve Smith: Dad, you seem, I don't know, down, or...flaccid -- Or down, down is better. Steve's Dad: Steve, my boy, when a man gets to be my age, he just...accepts life more, you know? Steve's Mom: Well he needs to get on that testosterone medicine. You know he's got low T. Steve's Dad: No. It's just, uh...son, we gotta sell the house. It's -- It's a bummer, I -- Steve Smith: No, no, you cannot sell the house that me and Frank grew up in. I'm sure I can fix this. Steve's Mom: Yes! That's the spirit. [to Steve's Dad] Ya see, ward? – China, Il Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Frank Smith: GOD! I don't want to do Parents Day. Professor Cakes: I got an idea. Go with the boy. Yeah! The island is great. Frank Smith: I don't know, man. I got, like...websites to look at... f* I don't know. I'm lost. Baby Cakes: Frank, the island is crawling with females. Frank Smith: [singing] Sex weekend! – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago
Professor Cakes: [to Baby Cakes] Now don't go trying to set me back up with your mother. [chuckling] Okay? Hey, f*er, okay? Baby Cakes: I guess. Professor Cakes: Guess what? What are you thinking? Baby Cakes: I can't express my private feelings with public words. – China, Il** Movie Quote	added 3 months ago

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