Hoop:
I've got it -- Beeffinger.
Stroker:
I don't remember Beeffinger.
Hoop:
Remember when Beeffinger released the cattle and we had to go rustle it back? Whew, I sure do.
[cuts to the next scene where it flashbacks an old Hanna-Barbera tv series of Speed Buggy, when Stroker, Hoop, C.A.R.R., and D. Wide dubbed themselves as the original characters who they're similar as]
Hoop (as Tinker):
We got to get that cattle.
Stroker (as Mark):
Come on, C.A.R.R.
C.A.R.R. (as Speed Buggy):
Vroom a-zoom zoom! I'll just use this cape and play matador.
Double-Wide (as Debbie):
Way to go, C.A.R.R.
C.A.R.R. (as Speed Buggy):
Zoom zoom!
Double-Wide (as Debbie):
What the hell? I'm a woman?
Audience:
[laughter]
Double-Wide (as Debbie):
I'm gonna feel my own breasts.
C.A.R.R. (as Speedy Buggy):
Vroom a-zoom zoom!
Hoop (as Tinker):
I'm sorry. Mr. Beeffinger can't come to the phone right now. He's all tied up.
C.A.R.R. (as Speed Buggy):
Talk about a bum steer.
Stroker (as Mark):
Ha ha ha! You said it. Now let's drag this S.O.B. behind C.A.R.R. until his skin flies off.
Hoop (as Tinker):
Stroke.
Double-Wide (as Debbie):
Guys, you got to come over here and feel these breasts. They're amazing.
[Pee Diddy arrives in the flashback]
Pee Diddy:
Don't mind if I do.
Double-Wide (as Debbie):
Not you again.
[flashback ends]
Hoop:
Yep. Those were the days.
Double-Wide:
Yeah, before the pee was out to get us.
Pee Diddy:
I'm part ammonia.
