Pony:
I got it all figured the F out. Listen to this. [opens the morgue] Professor Cakes' girlfriend.
Frank Smith:
[disgust] Mnh.
Pony:
One -- A month and a half ago, Professor Cakes' girlfriend died. Two -- He must have really loved her because, looking at his research, he became obsessed with resurrecting her. Three -- He took a trip to Haiti, where he must have procured this spell. Four -- It states that, if it's done correctly, it will bring back to life, all the people that had died within one month prior to the spell's enactment. So...Cakes found a kid, Patient Zero, with no family, that could be his sacrifice. Five -- He contained the kid, he practiced the spell, and he built chambers in case anything went wrong.
Frank Smith:
So his plan was to resurrect his choked-out girlfriend by killing Patient Zero and then resurrecting him, along with everybody else who had died on the planet within a month? I mean, that's -- That's crazy.
Pony:
Yep. But...six -- He did it wrong. The recipe clearly call for spiced rum. He used coconut rum. And seven -- Here we are.
Frank Smith:
Hold on. If everyone who had died came back to life, I mean, that's -- That's newsworthy. I mean, had they never done this spell before?
Pony:
Well, it says that no one will remember except for the person casting the spell and the person sacrificed.
Frank Smith:
So, wait. What does this mean? I mean, you're not thinking...
Pony:
Frank, we can do the spell and bring everyone back. Just one of us must die...temporarily.
Frank Smith:
F*** no.
Pony:
I knew you'd say that. So -- I'll be the sacrifice.
Frank Smith:
Also, no.
