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[Professor Wilx fails to get Roostre when falls down in the streets flat]

Industry Man:
Holy dang it.

Audience:
[groans]

Industry Man:
He is so stupid, am I right? Huh? Come on, people, let me know. Let me know you're lovin' it.

[Sirus appears]

Sirus:
He won't be missed.

Industry Man:
You!

Sirus:
Yes. Me.

Industry Man:
My god, you're so gross. I don't understand your whole "physiogomy". What I-- What is that word? Help me out, people. Is there an english teacher in the audience? A linguist of some sort?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 3 months ago

[as Roostre managed to escape from Shyd Industries, he starts to transport into many different worlds and landing to the same world where he met the camping kid again]

Kid:
How that go...on your face.

Roostre:
Oh, man. Stings. Kind of.

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added 3 months ago

[Roostre escapes from Industry Man's office]

Industry Man:
[sighs] Well, what are you doing standing around? Go after him!

Professor Wilx:
Alright, I'm sorry!

Industry Man:
Through that window.

Professor Wilx:
Yeah. Okay.

Industry Man:
It's open now.

Professor Wilx:
Chill, man.

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added 3 months ago

Industry Man:
You are not being very cooperative, Rooster.

Roostre:
Cooperate this, a-hole.

[Roostre uses his sharp hook to make a circle to the glass to escape from Industry Man's office]

Industry Man:
What are you -- What are you doing? [to Wilx] What is he doing over there?

Professor Wilx:
Um, I don't know.

Industry Man:
What is that? What do y-- What do you see? Did you see a bird?

Professor Wilx:
What a funny little man.

Industry Man:
Is there something out there the audience would enjoy?

Professor Wilx:
Gun. This is, uh...this is taking a while. You wanna, to -- Want to go grab a pizza?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 3 months ago

Roostre:
My friends are in there. And I'm gonna find a way to get em out and end this sh*tstorm, you hear me?

Industry Man:
Ooh, potty mouth! Censors, bleep! 7 second delay -- Go!

[the censors reversed the scene to censored the S word that Roostre said]

Roostre:
And I'm gonna find a way to get em out and end this [bleep] storm, you hear me?

Roostre:
Way to bleep, fellas! We've just used up one of our "sh*ts". Uh-oh, wait a minute! Bleep me now! 7 second delay -- Go again!

[the censors reversed the scene the censored the S word that Industry Man said]

Industry Man:
Way to bleep, fellas! We've just used up one of our [bleep].

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added 3 months ago

Roostre:
This box of so called worlds you created, it sucks. Tell me, how many people are trapped in there?

Industry Man:
Not enough people, by my count. Ka-banga! Five points for me! Let's make it ten! Come on, huh?

Roostre:
Where is it?

Industry Man:
I'll tell ya where it is! I stole it! And then I lost it! Yowza! Stole lost, lost stole, dance around the maypole.

Professor Wilx:
The box is like, I guess, the most perfect piece of innovative science ever developed, like, anywhere across the globe in any science anywhere. It's, like, unimaginably ridiculously cool.

Roostre:
Yeah, man, I mean, like, what the hell's your stake in this?

Professor Wilx:
Fame. Money. Coolness. More money. There are so many things I want to buy with that money. There's a shirt I've had my eye on.

Roostre:
Man, you can't do that. You're just gonna let them stay in there? What about Mouse and Peanut and Skillet and Eyeball? I mean, you just gonna let your homies stay in there like that, man?

Professor Wilx:
I've become numb to the emotion of caring. Top brain desires have taken over. That happens, you know. I am focusing on success. And all that money, boy!

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added 3 months ago

[Industry Man realizes that his office is on fire]

Industry Man:
Wait a minute. Why is my office on fire? If this sure gets any hotter, we're all gonna have to stop, drop, and roll.

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added 3 months ago

Eye:
I king of th-eye castle. [holds out a sword]

Dragon #1:
Hey! Do you want to be friends?

[Eye kills Dragon #1]

Dragon #2:
Are you stuck up here? I can help!

[Eye kills Dragon #2]

Dragon #3:
[valley girl accent] Oh, my god, do you want a hug?

[Eye kills Dragon #3]

Dragon #4:
Hey! Where'd everyone go?

[Dragon #4 sees all the dead bodies of his friends that Eye slayed]

Eye:
I live in med-eye-vil times. Whoo-whee.

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added 3 months ago

Elize Ryd:
Aria! What are you doing here?

Aria:
We were sent here after the project.

Elize Ryd:
Yeah. Industry Man is Clock. Clock is Industry Man. Shyd Industries is dangerous.

Olof Mörck:
[sees Fitz and Golden Joe] Green guy! Wh-who's the green guy? Guys? There are two of them. The green guys.

Aria:
Which one?

Olof Mörck:
Well, let's start on left. [to GJ] There's the short one, [to Fitz] then the tall one. So one's shorter than the other, but, also, one of them is taller.

Elize Ryd:
The tall one is the Mouse you dumb squeeze.

Olof Mörck:
Right. And where's the tiny one?

Golden Joe:
Oh, hell no! I know you ain't callin' my tiny ass tiny! Man, let me tell you somethin'. Your mama's so short, when she want to fly first class, she show up at the post office! They stick her short ass in envelope and stamp her ass goodbye.

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added 3 months ago

[as Eye cuts one of Castellica's wires, the space travelers landed safely except for their tire]

Olof Mörck:
Way to go-- That's a $40 tire you blew.

Elize Ryd:
That landing was sh*t. We should have blown all of them.

[one of Castellica other tires were blown out too]

Olof Mörck:
Good job!

Elize Ryd:
EVERY TIRE IS BLOWN!

Olof Mörck:
We're saved!

Elize Ryd:
[singing] Salvation is ours!

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 3 months ago

[Aria sees the Castellica is about to crash into the base]

Aria:
It's coming in too fast!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
If it crashes, we're stuck.

Eye:
Eye'll save it.

[Eye uses a jetpack to stop the Castellica from crashing, until Eye's jetpack stops to forget something]

Eye:
Oh dang, I forgot the pliers.

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added 3 months ago

Elize Ryd:
I'm driving.

Olof Mörck:
I'm driving.

Elize Ryd:
No, I am driving.

Olof Mörck:
I'm driving.

Elize Ryd:
Let me drive.

Olof Mörck:
Let me drive.

Elize Ryd:
LET ME DRIVE!

Olof Mörck:
Here, give me the wheel.

Elize Ryd:
BACK OFF!

[Castellica starts to go alert]

Elize Ryd:
Six thousand moltons on approach -- Watch the chop --

[as the Castellica bumps into something, Olof brokes something in his body]

Olof Mörck:
OW! Oh, my ribs! Where did you learn to drive?

Elize Ryd:
Drive? What's that? Solar shear -- Hang on!

[as Elize tilts the Castellica, Olof gets hurt even more]

Olof Mörck:
Okay, let's figure this out while still have 3 ribs left.

Elize Ryd:
I've got it! Where's the little thingy that makes us slow down?

Olof Mörck:
You mean brakes?

Elize Ryd:
No, the thingy that makes us slow down!

Olof Mörck:
Those are called brakes!

Elize Ryd:
Okay, okay, forget it. Since, you don't know what that is, I'm just gonna use the brakes.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 3 months ago

[alarm blaring]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Is that the pizza?

Aria:
No, it's the Castellica. She's coming! Thank god. They found a way in!

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh, yeah, right, cool. Uh, what's a Castellica?

Aria:
AI from the mainframe -- An avatar designed to patrol and protect.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Oh, I'm into it. So which part of it is ca...what's next?

Aria:
It's coming to get us!

Golden Joe:
What the hell is a Castellica, bro? I don't need no damn Castellica patrolling me, man! I'm tired of this sh*t. I just need a brew-ski on the beach somewhere, man! I don't need no damn Castellica.

Aria:
[to Fitz] Can you please shut him up so I can concentrate?

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 3 months ago

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
[to Peanut Cop] I'm holding my friend in a beaker. Somehow I'll save him.

Eye:
Friends saves friends.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 3 months ago

Olof Mörck:
Program Castellica -- Coordinates, Sector sector.

Elize Ryd:
Initialized.

[Elize drives the Castellica]

Olof Mörck:
Re-initialize.

Elize Ryd:
Stop telling me what to do! I just initialized. I know how to drive.

Olof Mörck:
...Yeah, I can see that.

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added 3 months ago

[the space travelers gets a call from GSW]

Elize Ryd:
It's that girl from that place!

Green Sweatered Woman:
Elyze, Molof --

Olof Mörck:
It's Olof, not Molof.

Green Sweatered Woman:
Elyze, Mortoph --

Olof Mörck:
[scoffs] The name is Olof. O-L-O-F.

Green Sweatered Woman:
I read books good and I know how to say your names. My division created you. Any name I say is relevant.

[Olof ends the call from GSW]

Elize Ryd:
You gonna F with that?

Olof Mörck:
I can deal.

Elize Ryd:
Really? Deal, like deal with Clok>

Olof Mörck:
Tick tock.

Elize Ryd:
He will find you and take your face off.

Olof Mörck:
My beautiful face.

Elize Ryd:
[gets close to him] Removed from your skull.

Olof Mörck:
My beautiful skull --

Elize Ryd:
No one survives.

Olof Mörck:
You're right. Redial. Sorry for the attitude. I'm just so badass.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 3 months ago

Elize Ryd:
I hate space travel. It's so...space travel-y.

Olof Mörck:
I hate your alarm. That is the worst music that has to be known to all of man. [kicks the boombox]

Elize Ryd:
It's a demo from out second album. Back when you were all like, "Let's connect with generation 'the world owes us'".

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added 3 months ago

[while Kiki still riding her jet ski]

Kiki:
I'm comin', my Golden Joe! You think I won't? I'm already there, baby! Beat monkey tree horse mother mohabs! Mother mohabs! Mother mohabs!

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 3 months ago

[as Peanut Cop turns off the kill switch, Peanut steps on a mine bomb and explodes]

Golden Joe:
PEANUT! OH MY GOD! [sobbing hysterically]

Aria:
I'm so sorry.

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
Me too. He was a really good -- He was just wasted all the time.

Golden Joe:
Damn, damn, DAMN! THEY DONE TOOK MY BOY, PEANUT! THEY DONE TOOK THAT BLUE BASTARD FROM ME, MAN! HE WAS MY BLUE UNDERCOVER BROTHER FROM ANOTHER BROTHER! Y'all done rack him by his ass. Ain't that a bitch!

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 3 months ago

[Peanut Cop managed to turn off the kill switch]

Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald:
We're free. Hooray. [said it normally]

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added 3 months ago

[Professor Wilx got a notification]

Professor Wilx:
I just got an alert in my brain. The Castellica has been issued upon us.

Roostre:
What the hell's a Castellica?

Professor Wilx:
It's a magnificent, floating, RV castle. A panic switch, incase you can't get out. [whispered] Check this out, he's gonna get so pissed.

[Industry Man shoots fire beams out his eyes]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 3 months ago

Industry Man:
Say, how's the banner?

Roostre:
2:22...

Industry Man:
Exactly 2:22! Where time meets after-time and before time and all the time. Soak it in through your eye holes.

Roostre:
Who put you in charge? Somebody effed up.

Industry Man:
My sh*t's been lifted, and I'm overly extremely concerned. How's that for an answer? I'm knowledgeable.

Roostre:
Man, why do you give a crap about Mouse?

Industry Man:
Because, if one does as Mouse does as many times as Mouse does, then one become as Mouse is.

Roostre:
You're worried he'll find a way out and expose you and all your hideous bullsh*t.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 3 months ago

Professor Wilx:
I have the pinpoint on Mouse.

Industry Man:
Super fascinating, Professor Wilx! Do tell.

Professor Wilx:
Lotharganin.

Industry Man:
Oooooooh! The world of water and cliffs! How remotely spriteful! Don't remember that one so well.

Professor Wilx:
Well, it's simple. Aria's ruse prevented the Architect from closing in on her.

[Industry Man starts to have inner mental breakdown moment]

Industry Man:
That bitch. That incredibly smart, over-accelerated b-word. [to the viewers] Sorry for the language -- Lost my mind for a second.

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 3 months ago

Roostre:
So I'm here now, but I'm not here -- As the person I was. And the box of worlds is somewhere else.

Industry Man:
And where is it, little hair-blowing hooked man? Where is the box of worlds that I created? No answer? Should we shoo-lee-lay?

[Industry Man and Professor Wilx dances]

12 oz. Mouse  Movie Quote

added 3 months ago

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